Someone else said it but Thomas the Magic Railroad was just too childish even for me when I was a five. Everyone was either too cheery or too over-the-top and I was bored because no one suffered the consequences or learned anything. It's like the scenes had actual padding to keep the characters from harming each other.
Transformers 5 was garbage because I was a sucker for the reveal trailer (which meant nothing in the full film btw) and I let #4 slide way too many times for my own good. I look back at this and think "Fuck did they even try to tell something?!"
It's why I think something like the new Bumblebee movie reboot can try to surpass, but after four films of disappointment it's hard to let go of the feeling that somehow Michael Bay as the producer will fuck that movie up somehow.
The latter half of the Resident Evil series, just pick one. They're all as awful as the rest. Except for the last one, that reached new lows.
If Snowpiercer is legitimately the worst film you've ever seen, you haven't seen many films in your life.
...or you have shit taste
Star Wars Holiday Special
It's the only movie that ever made me fall asleep
The sequel to Silence of the Lambs is genuinely one of the most annoyingly bad films I've seen. In part because it has very big boots to fill, and in part because the film is so shit it just can't stand on its own. The title of 'worst' movie should probably to go to every film in the "HAHA FEMALE ACTRESS SCREAMING VERY LOUDLY IN PLACE OF COMEDY!" genre, but that fruit is so low hanging it doesn't even deserve it.
Bonus points to No Country For Old Men for being the most disappointing film I've seen. I was told it was essentially a western influenced action film which defied cliches, but most of the film was built up with boring characters who had little depth. and then it shatters the dishes on the floor in the last minutes of the film by giving the empty, boring plot an unsatisfactory ending that somehow manages to be the best part of the film. You don't get to say you've defied cliches when most of your movie is built on them.
There was this french movie I caught on TV once, it didn't make sense at all to my kid ass and it seems to have jumped in time left, right and center. Some woman with a funny haircut going around pretty shitty-looking places, don't remember what it was called
Dragonball: Evolution
Saving Christmas
Martyrs
31
The Human Centipede
Most Owen Wilson movies
This the thread for "worst movies you've seen," not "best movies you've seen."
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Finally I have an excuse to post this. Snowpiercer is literally my favorite movie of all times, I'll fight you IRL and get my ass kicked just to prove my devotion
No mention of Lucy? It was just Luc Besson holiday trip from Taiwan to France
It made no sense it was set in Taiwan
Funny People. Now you might be going "No Shit" and you'd be right. I really dunno why even back when it was released I thought it was going to be anything remarkable. Me and a friend were just really ready to get the fuck outta there not even halfway through it was so bad. The theater maybe had one chuckle during the short part that was comedy. You could look over and see people who knew they wasted money on a ticket. But really, we all deserved that.
The Nut Job. I swear to fuck i wanted to gouge my eyes out while watching that.
dont you dare insult this work of pure art you simpleton
Even though it may not be objectively the worst films by any means, the second and third Hobbit films were the most disappointing films I think I've ever watched. I don't include the first one cause even though it was retroactively ruined for me by those, I thought it was a good film that showed potential.
The third movie is soooo boring, its just people fighting for 3 hours and some terrible attempt at humor. The second movie i dont even remember
Dark Skies. Started up pretty nicely the first night, but then it just went downhill from there
I had to watch the movie "Limits of Control" for a film class. Now any movie that you're forced to watch is going to feel worse than if you were watching it of your own free will, but this is a movie I would never have wanted to watch in a million years. It's hopelessly, painfully boring. Nothing happens throughout the whole movie, there's no plot, no structure. Just a guy going from place to place while people talk cryptically at him. I was in physical agony watching this movie. Apparently the cinematography is where its merit lies, but I've seen more creative cinematography in Evil Dead, let alone dozens of other, far better films.
The worst part was I had to take that film class twice, so I had to watch that piece of shit twice too.
The Curse of El Charro.
Like, there wasn't a single SECOND in that movie I had even slightly positive feeling going on.
It wasn't even funny bad, it was just bad bad. It ruined the rest of my day.
It WAS FUCKING SHIT I HATE IT FUCK!
I watched a TV movie once about Nazi Hulks or something like that, wasn't a terrible movie but it wasn't going to win any awards. The things that bothered me most were the T-34 that they kept calling a Panzer, and the fact that the Nazi Hulk is invulnerable to gunfire but the hero kills it with a knife during the final fight.
The last airbender
There's a few that come close
Either tied between the live action thunderbirds or live action scooby doo movies.
Just awful
"Where The Wild Things Are(2009)"
I've never seen a movie that just goes absolutely nowhere. I wasted an hour waiting for SOMETHING, ANYTHING of interest to happen and it just didn't.
boy gets mad, goes to a FANTASY ISLAND filled with MONSTERS and what the fuck did they do with it??
they play fucking soccer and go "ow you hit me i'm mad" and he GOES HOME
WOW SO DEEP
to be fair he was always childish and impulsive
outside of the gotg universe those traits tend to bite you in the ass
The room was just horrifying how bad it was.
Snowpiercer is one of my favourite movies and I will argue to the death that this is a wrong opinion to have
I couldn't hate that even at gunpoint (no pun intended). This actually took most of my negative emotions away.
Any Adam Sandler movie after he became an old jewish family man.
Shark Tale
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fucking uugh!!
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