Friendship ended with Missy Q. Slab Bulkhead is now my best friend.
You could have called this game "Bird vs. Camel"...
oh no i accidentally love my food
i want friends
👋
Hello .
Good morning.
List of all the friends I play Smite with:
god damn I love listening to music on good headphones
fam same
nothing like a breakfast burrito in the afternoon
i'm alright if you're alright
i'm alright
listen to street sects
it's really windy today and it rained heavily earlier so i was hoping to go out for a walk and listen to some jazz, but the sun came out so i don't feel like going for a walk anymore
My last remaining long-time co-worker just quit, the last one of three girls that we worked with. We worked together pretty good and for a good year..
Now I'm left alone as the most experienced worker, with only inexperienced workers around me, our stressful bosses, and I'm sad as fuck. I might actually start crying. Fuck, fuck FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUCK
me clean yard good
Dreamt about living in a farmhouse... But, there was this giant fucking mutated wasp that followed me around. It was fat, his head resembled an android, his body hosted an extremely thick (around the size of a pen) sting, and the fucker was able to give birth throught his sting to larvae versions of him.
We killed the larvae with flames but he went away.
And fascinating. It was like seeing an Alien in captivity: the potential to make them weapons and earn profits was enormous.
hello 🐶
speaking of dreams i think the dream i just had was a sequel
i was in the bathroom trying to get a big ol spider off my hand, except it got stuck there
little shit was just chilling there no amount of water would push it away
i had a sequel dream once but it was a bad sequel to a bad dream
just a few months ago i couldn't look strangers in the eye
now im joking around with the receptionist at my therapist's office
life is cool
Oh god college is inviting back pains again wtf go away I want to stand straight and longer than 5 minutes.
jesus christ time sure flies doesn't it? doesn't feel like it should be mid-september but it be. I remember everything from half a year ago as if it were last week.
fucked upp
Drinking at my favorite pub is FUN
being drunk if freakin' fun,
have a good day you freakin' nerds.
I
am
Flow
Nothing like that shot of adrenaline to get the ol' engine to turn over.
Sitting in a half-asleep stupor during prep period at training trying to wake up before the actual lesson starts, then the teacher trips and falls into the whiteboard, bringing the entire projector screen assembly down on top of him as its supports tear out of the wall. Rest of the training facility comes rushing in over the noise and my involuntary "OH, JESUS!" as it happens.
I'm certainly awake now. (Also he's fine.)
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wayt: for me. is that witty enough?
