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your body is the battleground
lots of things kill germs topically — it’s time to hit bacteria where they live. make germs pay by waging a war of attrition on your own body. make your skin uninhabitable to everything short of your own cells. purelle’s patented GMO virii target common infection vectors and infect them right back. if bacteria could feel pain, they’d be screaming in agony. purelle retribution: because the geneva convention doesn’t extend to unicellular life
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Look, I just think people who have more than 20 tabs open at a time should have to sit in town square with a cone hat and a sign that reads 'Too many tabs.'