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Video gamers and porn go hand in hand
gamers are always the horniest fucks
Are we reading the same thread?
gamers rise up
Is there even a discord for schindler's fist? There probably isn't but it wouldn't hurt to ask
Said a guy with a semi lewd avatar, what if they take that away from you?
ye this is prolly it; do unique user count increases really matter if said users post maybe once and then disappear
What good is an analytics when it doesn't even count the retention rate.
if you're partnered with discord (assuming that being verified makes this count). You are not allowed any nsfw content
Said the pelvis humping Scout. I mean we can trade blows but then we both look silly don't we?
Lmao dude, i commented on your hypocrisy, i have not come out with any statement.
you already sorta do with your assumption of authority on matters.
Could I make a thread for a board game tornament (tic-tac-toe, chess, etc..) with like steam games prizes.
If you're just giving stuff away, I don't see why there would be a problem.
Sounds fun.
I don't have an authority on anything. I'm not trying to assume that I do. I know that I am just a ex mod here and I do recognize that and try my hardest not to go beyond that. Sorry if I am going beyond that and not realizing it.
You haven't come out with anything hence I'm biting back(and regretting that). Whilst I made an edgy response back and said that we can trade blows I actually really don't want to because I'd rather have a good discussion here and not have a nasty argument. Rather not be the cause of a thread shit and add fuel to a already burning fire as to why I am already in the same group of frustrated forum users(majority of us are now at this point) but I want to try and keep myself calm and keep it constructive and helpful.
Sorry for baiting you.
what increases your level? im nearly level 31 but dont post as often as many others
GOOD QUESTION I'm stuck on lv29 for like, forever.
The idea I had was like a community funded tournament. The participants and donators would supply the prize pool.
You're 85% into lvl29 though
Where's the stats page? I liked looking at the charts
There is the Catgirl Megathread discord here
I'm not too heartbroken about Schindler's Fist being gone personally, but I'm more miffed about the removal of the chunks of forums seemingly at random. The Videos section flat out needed it's own section to function, and we're seeing the result of the attempt to consolidate it by just taking a look at the General forum. It's a fucking mess. There's no way that this plan was genuinely thought over and deliberated, because if it was we would've seen this coming from five miles away.
I miss the videos section.
I think I may have identified something that may have been caused by that Azure outage that we had a bit ago;
While looking through the 'Looking Back at LMAO Pics V1' thread once more, and finding SlaughterDog's post, I absentmindedly pressed winner and, ehm, well, it wiped the entire post's ratings. All the diamonds, winners and the rest, just gone. As if to try and pinch myself awake, I tried it on the next post, which smurfy made, and, ehh, it did the same. All those funnies, poof.
I have to wonder whether or not those ratings can be retrieved, or if this is related somehow to the Azure outage that happened and its impact on the database.
What's so disheartening about these threads is the way the mods address complaints, insomuch as they say "well if you want X, you should just go to this non-Facepunch site!"
Like, if you apply that to every section, why would we even bother coming here? The answer is because we all love Facepunch and want it to improve. We don't care about discord or reddit or whatever, we care about Facepunch. Telling us we should just go somewhere else for content that we can no longer get here is like going into a Mexican place you've gone to for years, and ordering a taco. When you get the thing it's covered with a bunch of half-eaten burritos on top and it's all gross and yeah you COULD eat the taco but you're gonna have to work to extract it from the rest of the food mess. And when you bring it up to the staff they just say "Well, if you really want a taco you could just go to Taco Bell down the street!"
I have my own laundry list of issues here, many of which have been brought up by users more eloquent than myself. But please, mods, when you address these issues, telling people to just use some other community to fix an issue that's arisen here, is just depressing. It makes it seem like you genuinely don't care about the users and improving the experience here, and if you don't, why bother modding at all?
This feels strange to me.
I'm not going to fein sympathy over the loss of a porn section. The OIFY is still up and ready for you to post it to your hearts content, gold members can go post it in the gold section if they want.
What you're complaining about is the equivalent of going to taco bell after they decided to make hamburgers for a bit then being upset that they don't make them anymore. Taco Bell has never been about hamburgers, and this forum has never been about porn. Taco bell isn't going to cater to a handful of people who want their burgers back, especially when there's plenty of mcdonalds and burgerkings that serve them exclusively. The situation here is exactly the same, and it makes no sense for a forum run by a gaming company to cater to such a small community that's upset that they can't post cat girls with dick nipples in their own private section.
We had a big vote about getting a NSFW section and, after no rules were broken, it just arbitrarily gets taken away.
that's a bit shit mate.
I never mentioned the porn section. I never went into the porn section. The porn section is not the hill I'm gonna die on.
I'm saying that this is a response I've seen for a variety of things that have happened on Newpunch. The porn section discussion is just what made me realize the pattern of responses. And the fact that it was moved into the OIFY says that y'all still make hamburgers, you just serve them in a trash bin.
My issue isn't with the porn section being removed specifically, it's the fact that seemingly everything is getting the same treatment. Fine, throw the porn away, anime belongs in the trash blah-blah. But this treatment of "consolidate everything for no conceivable reason" absolutely does not work. Modeling advice in the developer's section? The entire Fast Thread, Video and General merge which is quite possibly more of a shitfest to sort through than Rust's section?
What about the Garry's Mod section? Granted it's most likely lost relevance to the company, it was still the go-to hub for distributing addons and screenshots. With everything consolidated into one massive blob it's going to be nearly impossible to sort through everything to find what you're looking for. The system we had prior worked perfectly fine, and nobody complained about it. Even if the subsections thing got people a bit mad, it was still far, far more usable than what we currently have.
Nobody was posting that, the fuck are you talking about.
Also, why are the OIFY shitposters allowed their own private section to post gore but the people who want a NSFW section are told to get stuffed, according to you. Why should a gaming company cater to such a small community such as the OIFY?
Seems a bit biased mate.
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