Young and Wild - Whats the craziest thing you've done in your teens/20's? - General

Snuck into my school during a lock in/party I wasn't allowed into because I was right below one passing grade. My reason was because the teacher running the event was playing favorites and letting students she liked in despite their failing grades (one of them even admited he failed two grades and still got in ) and if she wasn't gonna play fair neither was I. So I had friends on the inside of the event help me sneak in. I got caught like two hours later but I suffered no consqueces because the principal knew I wasn't a bad kid so I didn't have actual bad intentions. That's probably the most intense thing I did myself. I'm pretty lame

I got $25,000 in student loan debt. That's pretty crazy right?

Ate a prawn I dropped on a hairy rug

vodka is the least likely to give you a hangover iirc. i've passed out on vodka while i was at my friend's house and i was up the next morning feeling pretty alright. i think the craziest thing i've done is get totally wasted in tokyo with complete strangers. i had a few beers, a shot of sake, a few shots of jager, a moscow mule, and some other drinks that people shoved into my hand. and somehow after all this i managed to stumble through the public transportation system of tokyo with an almost dead phone and i got to my hotel safely. obviously woke up with the worst fucking hangover in the world, but it was worth it i highly recommend getting super fucking drunk in a foreign country

Had two beers once, and while a little tipsy, drove home. Holy shit somebody stop me.

going into some forest everyday filled with poison ivy, thorns, bugs, and possibly snakes without my parents' knowledge. sorry im boring

Walked onto the field during a high school football game and just hung out with the players and coaches uninvited, didnt even know any of em sat alone in my room posting on facepunch

I had the opposite happen, grew my hair out in middle school and was seen as the weird quiet kid, turned around when I cut it, and then it turned around again when I grew it out in highschool because I was actually surrounded by like minded people. It's definitely liberating

Climbed to the top of an abandoned brewery with some friends in the middle of the night. The place was super sketchy with lots of rooms covered in graffiti and your usual stuff. Some rooms with drops that went down many floors. There were these holes that went all the way to the roof as if there was some machinery or smoke stack there that was removed. People who explore the building call them the "murder holes" because you'll die if you fall in. I'm a bit of a puss and not usually the kind of guy that does these sort of things but our "guide" (a friend of a friend) was like "Don't worry people go up there all the time!" So we snuck in through the fence and went off exploring. Made it to the top floor roof access and then up a rusty old metal ladder to the very top where we took in the view and then the cops came. "COPS" an eagle eyed associate yelled out. We all hit the deck. Thankfully, our friend caught slight of the officer as they were pulling in without the flashing lights on. (The headlights of a Ford Explorer pulling into an abandoned building being enough to raise alarm). Someone must've seen us go in. Speculation of who done it began. We agreed it was a bus passing by as we went in but that wasn't important right then. The cop turned his lights on and scanned the perimeter. We knew the cop would never enter the building so we were pretty safe at the top and decided to wait it out. Then two more cops came. This was going to be a war of attrition. Like sharks the fuzz circled for some time with their lights on. Spotlights scanning the building for the little shits within. Occasionally they would come on the loud speaker and say generic movie shit like "We know you're in here, come out now!" Eventually they grew board of us and two patrol cars left. Leaving just one. with his lights off waiting for us. Eventually, he left too. And then came back. And then left. We waited some time, calling a friend to drive past and see if the coast was clear. It was. We made our move. In two groups we got down as fast and as quietly as we could until we got to the bottom and got positioned near the fence. Once we decided it was clear we made a break for it and got back to our trucks and got the fuck out of there. As we were leaving we drove past a cop car heading back to the building. Not my video, but this was the building: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmWOnO-mGGQ We got back to campus sometime after midnight. All of us were too excited to sleep after that so we decided to run off and have a bonfire, but that didn't go as planned as my friends truck got bogged down in the wet sand along the ICW. We made it home around 3am. Probably one of the most exciting and memorable nights of my life. To be honest when we were up there I was scared shitless but focused on getting out. I've never had a 'run in' with the cops till that point so it was a big unnerving. But once we got to safety the adrenaline rush was incredible. I'm never gonna do that shit again.

Me and my mates once found an abandoned (or at least we thought it was) car and they decided to take a smoke in it. Long story short 2 hours later the car was ablaze and when people asked "You guys saw who did that?' we replied with honest "UUUUUH NO". Also we found an old-ass fridge in the landfill and decided to set it on fire too. Man it exploded loudly.

Go to Amsterdam for first time Same evening as arriving go to techno party for first time Take MDMA for the first time, 2 friends present and a lot of strangers Had a great time overall.

I once slept in my car in a sketchy parking lot.

Built many homebrew vehicles at a young age of 12. Go-karts and such. One erupted in flames with me and my friend on it. Thankfully no one was hurt. High speed chase with the police on the backroads of eastern tennessee for about 5 miles before they gave up. Used tanerite to clear trees on friends property in the middle of the night. The list could go on, but these were my favorites.

Got blocked on instagram by my Drill Sergeant, the military just isn't for everyone I guess

Accidentally committed five felonies that I know of, you really never know what laws you are breaking until it's too late. Do research guys

Had sex in the holding cell of an abandoned police/forest service station.

once snuck into this place that was behind the neighborhood graveyard, hammered (because that's a sensible thing to do). still dunno what it was, but it was like a drilling station that was situated right behind some residential apartments on the edge of town? (Fort McMurray) They had some construction equipment and conveyors and shit Got some pictures of it, was probably like 2am, snuck around some modules before getting hollered at by some newfie in a control tower. I scarpered pretty quick. I think drunkme was influenced by binge-playing MGSV, as this was about ~2015... https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/238842/a4c04aa8-f909-49d5-8c5a-ced22cac2081/12118679_10153210919533907_2160577448639516133_n.jpg https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/238842/d274fe0e-3514-4edd-9c86-a22945429998/12042893_10153210919463907_1047004652216375215_n.jpg https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/238842/90a10e5f-e4ba-454d-84d7-eebd39d4bd0d/12046925_10153210919683907_8285474396495342622_n.jpg https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/238842/433272c3-8368-44a9-9666-0efbb640ea17/12042871_10153210919653907_5697503015914832956_n.jpg https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/238842/8d58da2a-c823-416d-8cc8-e6e140538d29/12039318_10153210919753907_8878015279625964846_n.jpg https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/238842/5a39e392-8647-4134-82b5-cc0e7d502f0a/12033080_10153210919363907_2250148429801537769_n.jpg https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/238842/149c64db-0523-4d4f-88a5-6b17e4c3e7e2/12027759_10153210919328907_5079773778427311998_n.jpg

I stole quite a few of those .25 cent Reese's cups at a local convenience store in front of the cashier. https://pics.me.me/pickpocket-100-31387529.png

Only halfway through my twenties, but I can think of a story to share: One weekend a few friends and I gather to do psychedelics together, up in the nearby college town where everyone is chill and we can basically smoke openly. We're wandering through the park and one of my friends finds a small bag of mystery white powder, wow free drugs! I jokingly suggest we each do a line later. So the night goes on and we get back to homebase, everyone decided to dose again and keep the trippy going, except I also decided to start drinking. Gratuitously. Put a hefty dent in a 1/5th even though I knew it wouldn't do anything to me. After this point, I'm remembering the strange powder and I'm like, "Who's brave enough to snort some of this shit with me?", totally convinced it was coke. Put some in my gums and I felt my mouth go kinda numb but nobody else was tempted, so naturally I took it all. Definitely was not coke, I wound up wandering the neighborhood, looking sketchy as fuck lost in car window reflections looking for my buddies thinking they ditched me somewhere, until I found the house again where everyone was still watching adult swim and I just waltzed back in like nothing happened

My friends and I used to buy cars with no titles off of craigslist for cheap, and completely wreck them. Chop the roof off, spray paint flames on the side, put cigs out on the dashboard and seat cushions, fill it with empty beer cans and then abandon it in a field. We had a scavenger hunt called the "Hoodrat Games" once. Grand Prize was an old Mazda Protege a guy we knew sold us for $300. Had to do a bunch of tasks like get a dumb tattoo (buddy of mine still has 2+2=6 on his ankle), pay a stranger to kick you in the nuts (you got a point for each dollar spent), drink a beer from a bum's shoe, bring a piece of roadkill back to the meeting point, etc. Didn't matter who won in the end since we all took the car out and got it stuck in a drainage ditch. Put a rock on the gas pedal to see if it would catch on fire. It did. Arson investigators showed up to the guys house asking if he knew why a car titled in his name was burnt to a crisp in a field. He told them he sold it to a random guy on craigslist and that was the end of it. That was years ago. Definitely couldn't get away with any of that now.

In my reckless youth, I would sometimes do crosswords without any means of erasing answers I wasn't sure about.

A friend met a girl at a brewery at the top of our street when we were living in Colorado. She was house sitting a $20M mansion for the week. She invited us to come spend a night, and we had an awesome time. It was so much fun and one of my favorite memories. They had an indoor pool, three hot tubs (one indoor attached to the pool) and an indoor gym adjacent to the pool, and a roof deck observatory. It was wild.

Alright, I can't remember if I was a teenager at this point or younger, but I ran away from home one night (can't remember why, but I'm sure it was an altercation with my parents), and went over to a friends house. Except that I didn't want to barge in on them in the middle of the night (it had to have been at least midnight at that point), so I spent the entire fucking night in the massive forest adjacent to their house, and didn't get a wink of sleep.

Me and my friends would climb through storm drain pipes just to see how far we would go.

I went sky diving 14000 feet of pure freedom

So that was you who messed up my hot tub!

To be fair, it smelled funky so I dropped a shock tablet in before we left. ;)

i went to a magic the gathering tournament at 12am and stumbled home at 6 am ( way past bedtime 8^) )

Not sure if this is the craziest thing I did as a kid, but I remember my mate and I getting stoned and breaking into what we thought was an old garage or bike shed so we could drink a few bottles of assorted booze without getting shit off of anyone. Turned out it was a massive dilapidated warehouse, but it was built on two levels into the hill by the seafront, so It looked far smaller than it actually was from above ground. We thought it was abandoned, but it turned out there was a crew going around renovating the place, the site was so big that we were able to avoid them by doing shit like ducking into bathrooms, broom closets, or hiding in one of the offices above the main floor. We started out just trying to evade the staff there for as long as we could, but as we got more drunk, we started pushing our luck by adding shit like "Suck my greasy bum" to their to-do lists, moving tools and hardhats around or just outright stealing them, writing "you missed a spot" on a wall that had clearly been freshly painted, blocking the toilets with our empty booze bottles and even tipping a plastic bag full of dirt from outside into one of the bogs- generally being complete fucking assholes, looking back. Towards the end as it was getting dark, it became very clear we were being actively searched for- but we managed to sneak back out the way we came in without getting caught. Next time we went to investigate the door we went in through, it was the most securely locked door ive ever seen in my life. Looking back it was such a shitty thing for us to do, but even so I still wish my mum hadn't thrown out the crowbar and Hardhat I ended up taking home in my backpack.

I just transitioned, and nothing I did before it was worth noting at all. Now, I have been in multiple orgies -Been to several BDSM socializing events -had sex in public restrooms -smoke pot -been drugged Honestly, other than the last one, it has been a fucking blast and I've never been happier having decided to fuck being a man and turn into a cute girl.