Young and Wild - Whats the craziest thing you've done in your teens/20's? - General

Met a lot of interesting characters back in college while smoking. Went to an acquaintance's dad's house to smoke and learned how strange people can be. I suspect the man must have been afflicted by some serious mental illness, schizophrenia? His house was out in the middle of the country. He had cameras plastered all over the place. Uninsulated electrical wires everywhere. The guy must have been in his mid fifties, had a girlfriend of about 20 who appeared to be addicted to meth. Super sketchy, but the guy grew some great weed. The weirdest thing - his kitchen ceiling was made of Velveeta cheese wrapper. Someone must have stolen the uncut spool of foil from the factory or something.

A lot of people here have done exciting things, the wildest thing I've done is fuck someone's ass

Radical. Was it mine? Half the time I don't even notice who's there.

I've been trying to think if I've actually done anything that crazy because I tend to not go for crazy, I don't drink or use any drugs. On the other hand my friends have a lot of crazy stories and maybe I'll share some eventually, like one of them nearly getting headshot by a cop in a Walgreens parking lot. But I did find one kinda crazy thing I guess. I don't like to drive, I avoid it actively. And at the time of this story, I had less than 12 hours of driving total to my name because I hate it that much (I've been able to drive for a decade). Well while traveling across the country from Alabama to California with my boyfriend a couple years ago, he asked me to drive so he could rest for a bit. I get behind the wheel, in Texas, and we're on the way. I'm nervous as hell, I can barely keep my speed up, I'm not doing well. Not long after it starts to rain, then it gets heavier. Then it turns out it's a hurricane. Something about that storm though flipped a switch in me and I became a fucking pro. My nerves were rock solid, I had total control of the vehicle, I had no worries. It kept getting heavier to the point most cars were pulling off the road and my boyfriend was almost begging me to stop so he can drive. I refused. I drove us straight out of that hurricane with zero complications. Everything behind us was flooded, but I made it. The boyfriend tells it, "It's like the weather tried to make her stop, and she just took it as a challenge and said, 'Fuck you!'" Which is probably true. You challenge me directly, I will go above and beyond to win, and if I can't you'll get your own pyrrhic victory. I guess have a few others that aren't crazy but not good ideas either. When I was like 8 some friends and I took our razor scooters to a big hill nearby, which we weren't supposed to be at. We go down, have a laugh, go back up, repeat. Well one time I start to go down and just as I hit a high speed a car starts to back out of its driveway. I hit the rear brake, but instead of stopping it actually locks and causes the back to bounce in to the air. This flips the scooter, with me hitting the pavement face first and the scooter landing on top of me, riding me down the hill instead. I do not remember anything about that trip down the hill. What I do remember is waking up in the middle of the intersection at the bottom of the hill, not actually in pain, but blood pouring down half of my face. Luckily the vehicle parked at the intersection happened to be our next door neighbors so I ran to her van, asked her to drive me back home, and she got me there safely. I'd likely have passed out again if not for her and stayed there until my friend reached my house and my parents arrived. My left eyebrow was split open and I had friction burns all over my body. Kept the eye though which was everyone's concern when they saw my bloody face.

Are you a Virgo? I did something similar. I am almost 30 and refuse to learn to drive because it terrifies me, but when I was 22? My bf and his friend got super drunk on New years ( Pre-Uber /lyft ). I wanted to go home but they were like, well we are too drunk. If you want to go home so bad, then you drive. I took the keys and I got us home safe without prior driving skills. His friend nearly shit himself because in our area, its super polluted with traffic and reckless drivers and ontop of that, it was new years and people were most def drunk in the streets. I was just so mad and tired. i didnt care. I just wanted to go to bed. I too and driven by challenges. Props to you. But dont do that again lmao

Hah, while I don't put stock in astrology at all, I actually am a Leo.

I'm a really boring and vanilla person, but when I first moved to the Netherlands my sleep schedule became very fucked and I ended up getting my hands on diphenhydramine (can't remember what the brand name is, but it's over-the-counter stuff, think it's Benadryl in the US) and took the entire packet because I thought I needed that much. Anyway turns out that in high enough dosages DPH acts as a deliriant, I thought it was just gonna make me super sleepy. Instead I was sat in a room with my new Dutch flatmate and was talking about random crap for hours until my friend from Germany dropped by unexpectedly and we talked about good 'ol times, except he was never actually there and I hallucinated the entire experience, then I noticed that my Dutch flatmate wasn't even in the room with me either. tl;dr took way too much fucking sleeping tablets and ended up having a deep conversation with 2 nonexistent people.

Weed.

Haven't done anything too wild, just occasional embarrassing/kinda stupid things. As a kid (14-16 years old?) one day during winter when coming home from school, I decided it'd be a fun idea to pull down my pants and put my dick & balls over the handle of a kicksled, and then feel the wind as I went down a long curving downhill. There was an old lady downhill as well, but I zoomed past her before she could see my junk. Jacked off multiple times in public, one time was during a fishing trip with my fishing club Jacked off in the same room as a friend was in on several occasions, always did it without being caught Stole candy from a grocery store a few times Stole coins from parents occasionally Made and played with homemade napalm, played with old fireworks and gasoline (that I siphoned from our lawn mower) with some friends, generally played a shitload with fire Went to a jogging path during night, pulled pants down to my underwear and peed myself and then took photos as proof, all because my boyfriend asked/ordered me to do it

My girlfriend orders me to piss on her all the time.

Life is about the journey, not the destination, and I chose the journey of the peepee fondling

I one pissed in a bush outside of school grounds because the toilets were just that disgusting. Almost got caught too.

Don't mix your substances, kids. I was drinking some of the purple stuff at a friend's house and later ended up taking half a line of coke and a couple pf beers. It didn't end well and I am lucky to be alive.

also if youre taking x, please stay hydrated with W A T E R.

I guess another one that is mine was having a threesome with my boyfriend and another friend of ours. That part rocked. What was less fun was learning right after that the friend had recently started dating another girl who was a friend of our group. She wasn't so happy about that. This ended up over the next couple of weeks leading to a lot of problems that split the group in half and caused all kinds of drama for two years. Fortunately in the last couple of months we've started hanging out again and things are fine. Had I known, I'd have never done it. I love to slut it up, one of the best damn things ever. But I do not want to be a homewrecker. I still feel guilty about it and I hadn't even known when it happened.

I have some crazy shit on my list but last night added a great one. Me and some pals bumped ketamine on Karl Marx's grave.

One time I ironically shut myself away and had no friends or social interaction for a decade straight.

That sounds like solitary confinement

Bought a bran muffin with an expired coupon

I bought a 15 euro Itunes card and forgot the receipt. Then I tried to get it redeemed by apple support which failed and they lowkey branded me as a store thief. Sadly enough my life is dull as it gets.

when i was young......shittttt just this past summer I went to KY for a week shot machine guns then got blind ass drunk and bombed down (and up and down etc etc) a literal mountain on a yamaha banshee with 20 other rednecks in similar states lol