i cant never seem to wake up before 8 am but im okay
how are you today
I had the ultimate brainlet moment today and even hours after it happened when we had a laugh about it I still feel like I'm a fucking moron.
Any one you see on the street in the shops or on the bus could have a spider in their bum
drinkin water
How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man?
https://youtu.be/JHQa1SA3EtI
(2 + 3) × (4 - 2)³ = _____
Solve correctly for a free good idea rating. I'm not even making that up.
fuck summer, just sweat and big sad
Do your own homework
Please walk up here and write your name on the board.
Man, I'm fucking rusty. Is it 40?
yeah
Im thinking to refresh my computer since theres too much junk cluttered in it, hope it helps my pc's performance
If the champion Twisted Fate from LoL came an hour late to a party, he'd be Twisted Late.
If TF beat you in a chess game, it'd be a Twisted (check)Mate.(edited)
If TF was a barrier that prevented entry, he'd be a Twisted Gate.
If TF drove you to unknowingly do something stupid, it'd be a Twisted Bait.
If TF was a mangled iron fence, he'd be a Twisted Grate.
If TF needed more time to prepare, he'd ask you to Twisted Wait.
If TF gave you a score based on your performance, that'd be your Twisted Rate.
If TF asked someone out on a romantic outing, it'd be a Twisted Date.
If TF had a child with Caitlyn, its name would be Twisted Cait.
If all these are making you upset, you'd be succumbing to Twisted Hate.
I'm givin u stinkeye idiot
fkn wow the sun is out
and it's supposed to be sunny tomorrow and saturday too
hello 🐶
did my second interview i hope im in this time
and now i gotta do the math test for uni wish me luck lads
Had to take cat to vet, she has lost 15% of her weight and isn't eating barely anything, drinking excessively, and acting all sorts of strange. She is also very old, I fear for what the vet might tell us
https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/1383/2fab4f1b-bf80-44d3-b4f2-a0ca26d15af7/image.png
Aced that bitch of a test, got 70% and they ask for 40%
Now im waiting for the call from my practice job
I'm 23 on saturday. knowing this, I've come to realize that the bad shit outweighed all the good shit this year.
which is unfortunate and worrisome, because I've had more good stuff happen to me this year than any time before.
23 is peak age for not giving a fuck and just doing your thing
https://soundcloud.com/teethesinger/teethesinger-gravy-doing-my-thing
do your thing
hey it's me I want to know your location. nevermind the bomb in my hand
WAYT v. lets do our best together!
