I don't know why, but I haven't laughed for such an extended period of time in a long while. Thanks for that.
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introducing barry, the guy who speaks the same way he writes the anti-hero in his brooding self-insert fanfic
that morning, the comment card at the denny’s in augusta, maine was over 30 pages long, and it contained:
an indictment of kathy, the waitress who apparently can’t tell the difference between pork and turkey sausage
a thorough lambasting of the deplorable denny’s corporate culture
what hand so-called “new media” had in this disaster
seriously, it must say “pork” and “turkey” on the boxes. is she illiterate?? must i be tasked with crafting my own to-specification lumberjack slam???
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...and I see here you're deducting a hundred Fabergé eggs? Would you say that is 'real' or 'made up'