When I was a very small child, they used to call me bin, cos the kids at the time thought it funny my first name contains the word bin.
The usual wanker, twat, weirdo, fatty (even tho back then I wasn't fat) and whatnot.
My friends call me Boss just because of how i smoke
My nickname was Ferret, because I had a ferret.
Everyone in my class in elementary was nicknamed either after an animal they look like or they owned.
usually Justin or Dustin because people aren't bothered enough to remember my name starts with an A and not a J or D , on the rare occasion they do remember my name has an A they call me Aaron instead
John Lennon, because apparently John Lennon and I were the only dudes with long hair.
Goth, because kids, teachers at my old school thought I was one. Just judging the clothes I wear, mostly band t-shirts. But in reality, I’m actually a Metalhead.
Hagrid or Bigfoot
i daydrank a lot between classes in uni, and the first syllable in my name rhymes with beer, so my friends called me beer-<rest of my name>
Stretch - cause I'm 6'7" and skinny
Sparky - I'm an electrician and I've also caught my dad's workshop on fire
My last name - My best friend shares my first name and I drew the short stick
Filipov
a slight alteration of my surname to fit in the russian meme
I'm not Russian
I swear to god if you calk Poland little Russia...
I was called 'beanie boy' for a while because i wore a beanie.
I remember being confused about it because this happened during winter and fucking everyone wore beanies.
No idea why I was picked out specifically like that.
My last name is pretty unusual around here so it kinda counts as a nickname.
When I was in Secondary School some of the people in my class called me"Batman" because I was a prefect and I had to chase kids into their classes, and a friend of mine drew me as Batman.
Another guy used to call me Panda because I wore a black and white coat, had bags under my eyes, and was fat. (Lol, was)
My Grandad used to call me Shay/Shea, because my name is Shane, but my mother hates that nickname. I don't let anyone else call me that.
In 3rd/4th grade? I know I was in Pre school or something, (I was 10)
My friends would call me "Chinky" because my eyes were slant. Super racist tbh
oh and in 4th grade, I was choking on candy in class, like i was dying and no one helped me. I finally coughed it out and the teacher yelled at me that i was making noise in the classroom so I told her I was choking on a "insert candy name here".
Everyone laughed at me and started calling me that. It pissed me off so much.. those kids were all fucking assholes. I almost died?!
My name is Mario so I would get Super Mario from time to time. One kid called me Luigi so I never talked to him.
One nickname I did give someone was "Otacon" to my buddy at work. He looks exactly like him but he doesn't get the reference. He still answers to it though.
Ha can't fool me CIA.
I still have no idea why but my mom used to call me Moe.
The Immigrant
or
Shit Turk
Otherwise I was called this weird bastardisation of my last name.
Someone called my Rusty in middle school because of my surname. I was also called "Duct Tape Pro" because of a shirt I have. I've also been called Jonny Boy, Jonny, but most commonly just Jon. Occasionally "cunt" from a friend, sometimes people have just called me by my last name, and a guy at the Wendy's drive thru calls me "Boss", though that might just be how he greets people.
I had long hair through middle school and somehow picked up the nickname Jesus
I used to get called Stoffer (aka Narcotics) by everyone in my family.
C2 too since me and both of my brothers names start with a C.
Camel
Because I'm tall compared to the average person here.
I'm not sure why camel and not giraffe or something
there was one guy i used to know in highschool who, for whatever reason, insisted that we were friends and just kept following me around and called me J-Money for absolutely no reason whatsoever
i didnt even like the guy he was kind of an asshole
Not even a nickname really but everyone used to call me 'Evan' because they couldn't pronounce Eòghann.
To be fair Evan is just the English translation though.
Often I get mistaken for a Michael or a Marc. My name is Matthew. Actual nicknames in order.
Caveman in middle school because I refused to change out of my ripped flannel every day, and never got a haircut and generally looked unkempt.
Air Force, because I would wear the same air force hoodie in my freshman year of high school because I would wear that thing every day since my cousin gave it to me.
Then, Goggles because I would wear a pair of welding goggles everyday for the middle two years of high school.
Now, I'm just Matt. Less eccentric than before and less notable. Training to be a helicopter mechanic.
Oh yeh, I was also called Imhotep
I actually kinda liked that one tbh
and also Rajesh
Smokey Joe, Yoshi
Drury
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