• Nicknames you were given
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Friends from here and in real life said I sounded like Otacon from MGS. At this time I was going by Zeddy for everything, so it combined in to Zedacon. Then people started coming to me for help and support and joking about me being a doctor. So it became Doctor Zedacon. Also for like two weeks in highschool after getting my hair straightened, people called me Kurt Cobain.
Classmates gave me the nickname of "Bordellimies" (Brothel man) on the fifth grade or so, it was a joke on how I was obviously the most nerdy looking guy in my class so it was hilarious to pretend that I was secretly an underground brothel chain owner. My current username is a shortened version of that because I got kinda attached to it.
My friends call me gramps because I like older music and my knees suck and I have crows feet at 22/
in 1st to 3rd grade there were 3 people in my class with the same name so on roll call I became "name + AG(lastname's first letters), the second dude became "name + AN" and the third guys last name didn't start on A so he got to keep being called by his first name while I became AG and the other dude became AN. I moved away after 3rd grade for 3 years but still managed to keep my name because i made friends with 2 others that shared my first name. After I moved back again to the old school the name stuck pretty much permanently. If I introduce myself to anyone in a non professional setting I usually just ask them to call me AG now because i'm way to slow to respond to my real name.
Childhood friend made a whole verse out of my name, pretty much ryhming anything with my name. In highschool football I was called Buzz Lighter because I had really short hair and my shoulder pads made me look like I was in a spacesuit. Had a friend call me Corgi of Chaos because of my infatuation with corgis . And now I'm reffered to as Bepis because I really liked that off brand Pepsi shown in an anime and used it for names in things like Smash
i had a litany of nicknames made for me in and outside of school, mostly thanks to the fact that my first name (Gordon) can be totally and absolutely fucking butchered in millions of different ways. Every time someone would call me something new, I'd add it to the growing list of variations of my name. Here's what I have so far: jordan gorden gorton gortone godone godon goron gordnan gohan gornado gordo gormir gidin gurdin gordong garden gilbert gorbachev gorgon gorgonzola geodude goldeen gyarados growlith chorban homosexual gordan My list remains and continues to grow on my Steam profile. I add a new entry every time I hear something I hadn't heard before.
thats a pretty long list mr. gorgay
Kids used to call me Two-two in elementary because I shared the same name as the protagonist of an old, shitty Quebec cartoon. I hated it so damn much. Then at some point during high school my friends would call me the pale nigger when I wasn't around because of my skin tone.
the list grows longer https://i.imgur.com/dcQ6Hb5.png
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Mateo,meh
when getting changed for pe in year 10, someone caught a glimpse of my ballsack so for a good while i was called alex sack as my surname rhymes with sack. in army cadets my drill instructor always called me "a fucking machine" because i always looked really pissed and shot really well there were some others that i can't remember
bundle of sticks
My mom would call me T Bag, because my first name starts with a T and I drank a lot of tea. My friends call me Hoch(pronounced "ha-ch") for short because they can't pronounce Hochspeyer.
The only time I ever liked a nickname was when an ex of mine used to call me 'Captain'. I thought it was cute
people would call me caravan because somehow teachers would legit call me back when reading out my name
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