LMAO Pics 187: Nobody Else Posted It After A Whole Hour (NEPIAAWH) edition

[FlandersNed]

https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/226797/0417a399-dc94-4e56-b36b-e7e3141d93b7/image.png

[yourbreakfsat]

https://i.redd.it/xh0yy1l8dyz11.jpg

[Jokerman]

The guy on the right looks weird.

[XNiggerHunter88X]

Now I know what y'all are thinking...

"Man that's fucked up, I really wish it was animated and styled as a Game Boy horror game."

and do not fear my man, because some guy has your annual dose of jesusfuckwhy.

[DEATH FETISH]

https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/1250/8de38a21-eec4-439c-9763-1eca77c6d193/image.png

[Yuzusio]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/400816351507382283/515462372849090562/11-32-28-dXrEBEIacNU.png

[DoktorAkcel]

https://i.imgur.com/0149jf9.jpg

[Corn]

https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/491/9080570f-dab7-4f53-9f54-c20ecee1047f/image.png

[DoktorAkcel]

https://i.redd.it/3dtpkerwb1021.png

[CMX]

https://i.imgur.com/wS1MwRe.jpg

[Loadingue]

Rainbow 6 Siege could sure use this.

[Yuzusio]

https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/200318/77635676-0643-46c7-b32a-c71986833f63/image.png

[Annoyed Grunt]

"What I know of American of American States"
An Essay by an European

Alabama: roll tide
Alaska: the Simpsons went here in the movie. Real cold.
Arkansas: it's pronounced Arkansaw for some reason
California: where everybody who's not in the United State would like to be if they were in the United States.
Florida: dick, old people, old people dick here.
Hawaii: ohana means family
Illinois: it's pronounced Illinoy for some reason
Indiana: Jones
Kansas: not pronounced Kansaw. Make up your fucking mind.
Kentucky: fried chicken
Maine: potatoes and Stephen King
Missouri: Tom Sawyer
Nevada: Las Vegas
New Jersey: everybody hates it
New Mexico: not in Mexico
New York: where everybody wants to be if California is unavailable.
Ohio: I really like pronouncing it.
Oregon: dissentery
Texas: I don't even need to explain
Washington: Washington
Washington, D.C.: the cool Washington
West Virginia: COUNTRY ROADS
Other states: there are other states?

[Itsjustguy]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cg77Lt-W48U

[Stoffy]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqORW1DsyX0

This is how I remember them.

[BilboTeaBaggins]

https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/237760/8ea89af5-3492-4de1-8c7f-dfe15194af36/A7dg6QXCAAEbhz9.jpg

[redBadger]

https://i.redd.it/xf15x92z42021.jpg

[Annoyed Grunt]

I have absolutely no idea what this is supposed to mean. I guess these are all references to things that have happened in each state, but as I've made abundantly clear I know nothing about the states.

[Borealis]

https://www.reddit.com/r/trashy/comments/9zjehf/butt_action_couple_on_a_cigarette_break/

[Samperson123]

As an American, I am pretty sure these have nothing to do with anything.

[ASparkle]

For all the weird name pronunciations: blame the French. A ton of places in America were named by them (either directly or by them writing down native names in French spelling conventions) and we just rolled with it.

[pr00ch]

buncha pansies bowing to the french

[Trooth]

Fun fact: We put these two as far apart as humanly possible so confused foreigners would all get lost somewhere in the middle and be killed by tornadoes on the great plains

[redBadger]

Wtf happened to Steve Harvey?

https://i.imgur.com/G2YyQE0.jpg

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/336/957/95a.gif

[Yuzusio]

https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/200318/41cd86a3-5f4b-400c-99ff-8a7d2d62ca5b/image.png

[Clovis]

https://i.imgur.com/0TnYPVw.gifv

This is a GIF, so you'll need to go to the page to view it.

[Blueleaf]

https://i.redd.it/e1139t80iyz11.jpg

[comet1337]

https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/201023/63cff9db-bb44-44a1-a95c-306146a6cd9d/1542648190184.jpg

[lekkimsm]

Wololo

https://i.imgur.com/xRhtuUB.jpg

[ASIC]

https://i.imgur.com/NANK0kH.jpg