Humour double standards. This one guy I know makes jokes about nazis, gays and what have you, but the second I send over a hilariously bad article about fleshlights it garners a genuine reaction of disgust. This dude acts like he's being watched 24/7 by the cool police sometimes
https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/1831/ed43b7c0-15b5-4a94-8f4d-027e21f75389/18h-25m-30s_explorer.jpg
when all your drives are full and you wanna dig out more space to install games you had to uninstall because you didnt have space then but you have absolutely no idea of where to start
I've got three blisters on my left foot. One on the backside, and two between my big toe and index(?) toe :<
I am not a fan of any unnecessary video game violence even in dumb third person shooters, I wince every time I have to kill dozens of baddies in Red Dead 2. so,
https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/1831/00aabb8f-f9d4-4c6a-97f9-06cd5abd5b3e/00h-32m-35s_chrome.jpg
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Have you, too, played this Army of Two game? Do you, too, also share my pain?
why would they put this very, quite, amazing feat of pacing so early into their video game's story
a multi million dollar triple a game
how did they not catch this early into making the story
this was already a dumb shooter but they managed to make it even, dumber
i want you to have played this coop game early into your teenage years with your brother, have had nice vague memories of it, years later randomly stumbling upon your old copy of the game, deciding to play it because of those nice memories, to properly experience this part of the game just so you can know how i, hyperbolically, feel
it really is not what you would probably assume from just my screenshot
i'm usually not a Cynical Gamer but this was just too much for me
How every reply to someone missing a joke on youtube is “r/woooosh” today.
You can just say woosh. We’re not on reddit.
Within 2 seconds of receiving a package, an immediate family member wouldn't shut the fuck up about opening it up to "make sure it was what I ordered because you never know!"
Like holy fuck, I'm an adult. If it's not what i ordered, I'll deal with it, fuck off.
HDR 4K on youtube is just barely too much for my 1080. The fucking random stuttering and lag is pissing me off this card is suppose to handle this shit just fine
something else may be bottlenecking your performance
Amazon music being a giant piece of shit that will delete all your downloaded offline music when it decides to sign you out of your amazon account.
Absoultely fucking done with relationships especially reading but not acknowleding messages and immediately declining calls AND ESPECIALLY TELLING ME ABOUT THIS POLYAMORY BULLSHIT WAYDOWN THE ROAD FUCK THIS WORDL
Me: I don't like *popular film*
Avid fan: Are you sure you understood it? / It's not meant to entertain, it's meant to tell a message / Maybe you took it too seriously; it's just meant to be a fun film / Your opinion doesn't make it fact / There must be a reason it's popular!
Please stop making excuses. Welcome to the concept of opinions, so shove your dictator-grip on what people are allowed to dislike down your pie-hole.
Ah, the classic "you don't like it bcuz u jus don't get it!!!" line. A line used by so many dogshit directors. Especially ones who make crappy remakes nobody ever wanted.
Bikers in road rage videos: "Use your side view mirrors!"
Proceeds to break side view mirror so it can't be used for the rest of the journey.
When you're super excited to talk about something but your social anxiety causes you to downplay it massively to the point where you don't get to the part you want to talk about.
People rely on phrases too much.
One could say "doing something is better than doing nothing" and try to apply that logic in a place where it isnt as good a fit as tey expect. One could also say "doing nothing is better that doing the wrong thing" with the same situation. People fight over solitions tied to these statements because one or both arguments fail to look at finer details and more broad implications at the same time.
Sorry if this is very broad. It peeves me when people use phrases and sayings as justification for action or inaction without moving beyond the thought very far.
Cool, my mailman put the key to the container that holds packages in the wrong mailbox and now someone has my shit I bought.
Tried to get into that goblin slayer show with my girlfriend after hearing about it on facepunch alot even though I'm not too into anime
10 minutes in to the first episode and goblins are literally gangbanging some girl
Thanks facepunch
maybe you should watch better anime instead of goblin slayer, it's fucking trash
Accidentally banning someone here because I'm thinking of the rules for a different place I help at.
Then when I try to apologize they never add me on discord.
A few months ago I had to stop putting food out for some stray cats after my landlord threatened to evict us over doing it. Now one of the cats that we used to feed has appeared again and I'm concerned a neighbor is going to use it as justification for accusing us of feeding them again.
I'm convinced that banks/institutions dealing with loans/financing live in their own goddamn fantasy world. I need some money ASAP to get a beater car while I fix my usual car. Should be easy enough, right? oh, what's that? You won't lend me $2K because I have no credit history? Despite the fact that it constitutes roughly 6% of my yearly earnings? like shit man I get it, I ain't exactly balling', but it's free fucking money.
Fuck it, whatever. I'll apply for a loan with a company that deals with people with no credit history.
"We cannot approve a loan for you at this time. Reason(s) given: insufficient credit history".
i'm gonna fucking scream
The word "soon" is one of the most pointless words of all time. That word pretty much comes down to "uhh it'll happen eventually or not I mean could be 5 minutes or 5 weeks or maybe uhh idk so yeah uhh".
When my dog shits waits for me to pick it up then shits again.
No, fuck you, pay me
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If you're hosting 10k people, the only reason to offer this is because you just don't want to pay them.
when fuckers say "i don't have that problem" and literally add nothing else to a discussion
Parents who don't stop their kids being little shits.
Like ok sure, maybe your kid has autism or ADHD or whatever else and I understand that is challenging. But if you are going to do nothing when your brat starts kicking strangers or breaking shit in stores I'm gonna judge you.
I used to live in an apartment next to the common area. Every day there was 2 to 3 hours of screaming children, in which the shitty parents would drag their kid out in the common area, and either leave them there, or jsut stare at their phoen. All the while, the kids screamed bloody murder (like seriously being murdered) and then throw garbage around. It was absolutely overwhelming in terms of noise, and it was always right when I got home and wanted some quiet time.
my mind won't shut up as of late and its becoming stupidly hard to concentrate on anything.
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