Shit that makes you mad V. I hate the post limit - General

"being alone is a choice" Oh i'm sorry, you're right. Be right back, I have decided to get a girlfriend. I just need to run down to the store real quick and pick one up.

How to become a famous E-girl: Be white make a TikTok trying to seem quirky or cool Have a Instagram meme page post it Wait for horny virgins (like myself) to ask for your @

My grandmother keeps whining about how I didn't earn my grades and how I don't study well enough despite everyone else telling her the exact opposite. I can't have anything nice and I fucking hate it.

Any piece of media where characters break out in song for no reason whatsoever. That shit just comes off as "let's pause the plot out of nowhere!"

Coke freestyle machines are inconvenient trash. Not only does the drinks taste worse but you can have one person hogging the damn machine for 5 min.

How to become a famous E-girl: 1.) Be a hot girl. 2.) 3.) 4.) 5.)

Why the fuck do people have donation buttons when they don't do anything You don't make art. No music, no writing, no photography, no comedy, nothing. Not even selling nudes or anything. You don't make anything of value, you just post random shit and controversial statements. Then you get 5k likes on a stolen tweet and you plug your fucking donation link? Seriously?

Universal hate that sequels get just because something is a sequel, without taking the content into account. Things don't always need to be as good as the original to actually be good. "It falls short of the first thing by 1%, therefore it's 100% bad!!" No.

Yeah, stuff like that's bullshit. When I'm sending shit at work, I can choose "Morning 9" package which should be delivered by 9AM the next day straight to the receiver, but there's a cut-off somewhere in the middle of Finland after which it just doesn't work and takes the normal 2-3 days (or more) to deliver, yet it still costs extra. And the program you use to order the delivery says NOTHING about that, no message like "Hey buddy this service doesn't work there" or such. You just kind of have to know by the location if it's actually available for that address. We use the "Morning 9" mainly because we have multiple clients who order stuff when they realize they needed it yesterday and they need it fast. So it's a nice surprise when it takes a week to deliver and the client is furious at us because they were in a hurry that was somehow our fault too.

Me: "I might buy this" Other Person: "I don't understand why you should buy that. I don't like it." Literally at least half the people i talk to. How can me buying a movie, or external hard drive, or video game get a response like that? "I don't like it, so you can't have it." What the fuck is this bullshit reasoning.

There's been a couple of really cool things I wanted to buy but chickened out because of "Why would you buy that?"

buying an MRE in poland: 20 pln except there's anther 20 pln for delivery and 40 pln really isn't that much, that's like 10 euro, but just the fact that I'm supposed to pay 100% of the price for just the delivery makes me mentally unable to buy

How the fuck does this country has a AIDS problems? I mean, fucking hell. The lack of proper health education, campaigns, sexual freedoms, church meddling, is making this become an epidemic. This disease is a complete fucking pain for people that have it and doesn't know it, or willingly hides this information from his/her loved ones or _sexual partners_. First there's this debate about inmigration, then fake news and the rise of the chilean alt-right/gringos terminology, now fucking AIDS?

Wanted to play Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes with family, but parents say the size of the manual is a waste of ink, and having it open in a browser is just miserable. So now we’re not playing anything.

Holy shit the hosts of the golden globes are painfully unfunny.

when you just wake up go to the porcelain throne and end up with two streams of piss. one of which either ends up on your feet or every direction but in the head, bringing one's piss to a boil

I just sit to piss, avoids that kind of issue.

Ever notice how toilets sorta of look like chairs?

do i look like i have time to piss sitting down (stand pissing is dead to me)

fucking anxiety go away FUCK i need some meds or something this is ridiculous ever since i've gotten home today i've just been super tense over absolutely nothing, i have no reasons to be tense or anxious but it still persists it comes up at complete random on other days, i can be feeling fine and then my brain is like "hey you're doing nothing right? time to get tense af and scared woooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!"

Now that Facepunch no longer celebrates birthdays, I legitimately lost the only thing, let alone person, willing to celebrate my birthday.

I'm being constantly awoken by magpies knocking on my window. It was weird enough when it just happened in my old apartment but I've since moved and it's happening again.

Im worried the government shutdown will start affecting me because i work in a welfare office. If foodstamps get no funding in february i might be out of work until the shutdown lifts. Either way this isnt fun.

When you're sending a funny text and the fucking spell correction ruins it.

The housing/rental market is fucking insane in the US. A two bedroom house or apartment cost about equal and neither pays utilities. When you make $15/hr it's pretty hard to move. I've looked in surrounding cities, I've looked in the city where I work, it's shit.

I've said it before and I'll say it again: a $15/hr minimum wage is not enough. We need a minimum wage even higher than that, getting $15 min accepted nationwide isn't "back to normal" it's playing catch-up and not even catching up all the way

Now I'm looking at potential assistance, I'm eligible for jack shit. I can't get SNAP, I can't get SSI. I can't afford to get a 1 bed/1 bath apartment either. Quoting myself from discord I make $2,400 a month not counting taxes I literally can't afford an apartment alone https://i.imgur.com/O5jrwiJ.png Fucks sake Even if I only made $1,400 a month I wouldn't be eliglbe What the shit That would be literally JUST rent

I didn't have a good computer nor internet in the late 90's/early 2000's so I missed out on the Half-Life multiplayer craze when it was fresh.

I feel you. I was in a similar situation with Unreal Tournament, except my parents wouldn't have let me play with other players online anyway, regardless of whether we had good internet or not.

Once again the irrefutable proof has been presented to me that BMW drivers need to compensate for something too, wow! I was making my way back home, waiting at a stoplight on a road where the left lane ended in about 250m. I was waiting in the right lane, while on the left lane there was a VW hatchback waiting and a BMW driver. Light turns green, VW driver accelerates pretty fast because he knows the lane ends soon. The BMW driver apparently sees this as a sign to accelerate at ridiculous speeds, and nearly slammed into the VW while doing so. The latter hastily moved into the right lane to prevent an accident, but miscalculated and nearly hit me instead. The BMW didn't give a single shit about nearly causing an accident and drove away at about 80km/h on a 50 road with a lot of curves.