i'm finally a free man once again but i can't pay the rent without a job and the hunt is difficult with a felony on my record
It might because of the deeper metaphoric interpretation that resonates with the soul of the average internet user.
One of the common insults that is usually thrown around (especially during online games) is "Fuck You" or "Go Fuck Yourself". The deeper juxtaposition in that insult is How does one fuck their self? The majority of people (save for some exceptions) are unable to reach their genitalia with their mouth and have to settle with using tools or their arms/hands to penetrate and fondle the lower regions of their body.
We classify Deer as part of the Cervidae family, a species of lower intelligence completely separate from the Homo Sapiens family that we humans are part of. Even the name Homo Sapiens means "Wise Man" in Latin. Deer are hunted for fun, for pleasure, for meat. While they are part of the ecosystem, we consider them both a plague and a resource in some regions. They are nothing more than that in our mind.
However; While we humans have developed tools, the wheel, metallurgy, agriculture, society, economy, livestock, electronica, the internet and Facepunch over the course of thousands of years, a simple Deer is able to literally reach something that has been out of reach for the most of mankind; their anus. Not only that, but this deer in particular does it with such an aura of self-fulfilled smugness and contempt to the viewer, that it could almost be considered an insult to us. The average deer is smaller than the average human, yet this image seems to put the deer on a infinitely high pedestral, out of reach for everyone and putting the deer far above us. Looking down to us with its glossy eyes.
The image has no caption or subtitles, but the image can certainly be interpreted as:
"Wow human, you have mounted this camera here, but can you do this?!? I thought so..."
Our anus is so close and familiar to all of us from the beginnings of infancy, but at the same time it cannot be further from us, and this realization triggers a feeling of melancholy in the viewer that they will never reach it in their lifetime. Hence that it makes you laugh. The realization is so shocking and unreal that it could be considered laughable.
People think that we are current on the top of the world, just because we have reached space and have access to free HD pornography over the internet, that we have reached our maximum potential. This dark photograph of a deer proves us wrong by reminding us of the more important goals we need to reach as humanity to improve and secure the future of mankind.
HOPE? MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN?
Licking your own anus and properly fucking yourself is the future we need to stride towards.
That fucking smooth-ass terrain is giving me uncanny valley feels
If you're looking for some fast money, I may have a job for you. I gotta move my "gear" up, but to do that I need someone with experience in the criminal underworld. Are ya in, slick?
A little birdie told me that you were planning a hit without me. You wouldn't leave your old pal Conagher out of the loop, would ya?
I'll help out with the job, but only if my partner and I get a barrel of methylamine out of it. We need to cook
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no politics just Alex Jones being Alex Jones
If you want to move any of that around, you're gonna need a pilot that's crazy enough to hop the border went the feds are on your tail.
calling all reinforcements we've got a 11352
What the fuck is happening?
sorry tex, no witnesses
You heard the boss. Nothin' personal, pardner.
bring the key price down
to help the declining population children are now illegal in japan
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