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"I've come to make an announcement: Your bitch-ass cutie, so will you be my fucking Valentine. That's right, I am opening my self up to you so please be my fucking valentine, and I know you don't think of yourself as cute but let me tell some thing you are so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: You there cutie, you've got a cutest face, It's the as cute as this panda except WAY Cuter. And guess what? Here's what my love for you looks like: that's right baby, pure love, no lust, no lies-- look at that, it looks like two hearts and a dove. You think you're alone, well guess what, I'm gonna ask you to be my valentine . That's right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER LOVE. Except I'm not just gonna ask you to be my Valentine, I'm gonna go higher; I'm ask you OUT ON A DATE! How do you like that, Cutie? I JUST ASKED YOU OUT, YOU SWEETHEART. You have twenty-three hours before Valentine's day is fucking over, now go out with me to do some fucking sightseeing , before our dinner reservation expires!"
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