Shit that gets you mad V. I'm getting mad just typing this - General

God spring is such a terrible season for me. The second temperatures really start to hit the 20s my hay fever goes into absolute overdrive. Today's forecast is 21c, it's already 17 in the morning and my nose and eyes are killing me.

pizza cravings at 4 am

The fact that i can't relax no matter what i do. Friends said thats no need to think too hard about assignment since they often works near the deadline and so far no issues. I tried to do same,but everytime i try to relax,my mind will instantly reminds me the horrifying consequences if i forgot to finish it. Why its so hard to find inner peace? I don't think my head can last much longer with these constant stress on peak of my head

Might sound weird and i'm a weirdo in general, but what i do to vent stress is to take big angry shits when i need to go to the toilet. I come out lighter and relatively stress free.

I just get more stressed and angry after a big shit, because it feels like I've been to battle.

Sites that are so fucking badly designed that it takes 9 years to find a download link for something that's free.

United States Customs is backed up to hell with packages. Mine says it cleared customs since March 28th and has had no update since. Someone else on the USPS reddit page shows theirs has cleared customs since DECEMBER 11TH with no update. What the fuck is going on over there?!

What the fuck it's like I'm a ghost in every got damn chat and group this shit is why I barely bother with friends. God it pisses me off so much. But anyone else says something they get 20 replies.

I wouldn't want to be the guy in the next stall.

My country's culture has got a huge punctuality problem.

I am not eating much yet I'm gaining some weight, help.

I have the same issue. My therapist says you can't change or prevent your emotions, you have to change your behavior in response to those emotions. Primarily, when faced with obsessive and stressful thoughts your best bet is to just acknowledge the thought and feeling and let it wash past you rather than trying to fight it. Moreover while engaging in cathartic behaviors can help, it's important to note that the behavior is likely to become habit and become more associated with the emotion. As such, please be sure to pick something that will benefit you, like exercise or artistic expression. Too often people will unwittingly pick a violent, outbursting, or destructive behavior to engage in and while it can still "feel better" it's obviously not the kind of thing you want to feel compelled to do every time you feel upset.

i think i had some bad milk

I wish my brother would stop essentially forcing me to repair his or his friends' or his boss's shit. I'm on my last semester, I've got things to turn in in time, including projects that require a lot of time and commitment or I'll fail. It's not that I mind actually doing it, I do it out of the kindness of my heart, but I'm in a position where I'm stressed out and my stomach hurts because of it. Not only that but I also bleed from my nose for some reason, which has been happening rarely for a couple of days now, and the taste of blood in my mouth does not make things better. It's actually making it really difficult to concentrate on doing stuff so any more distractions just make it even worse, and I can't help but think that I'll likely fail as well if I don't step it up, which also makes me more stressed. And to top it all off, the stress makes me stay up really late, so when I wake up for tomorrow, I wake up feeling really tired. I really just want this semester to end, and hopefully get a job or maybe study something at my own pace next time, because it's becoming unbearable.

Trying to find an apartment in Paris for my first job starting next month is a fucking nightmare. Doesn't help that I currently live 700km away...

Stop churning this wheel of "school bad & sucks hahahaha, school doesn't teach anything useful hahahaha". Anyone who comes out with this copy & pasted argument clearly doesn't understand what the purpose of school was/is. The education system is not without its flaws, and it won't be for everyone, but I worry that young people blame youtubers jump too quickly to "Maths is dumb. Time to drop out!"

By god,my teachers really love to pile replacement class. Previous week,my teacher gave us bunch of replacement class for next week in quite large amount,now 2 more class is incoming,on a fucking monday or tuesday,the busiest class in week. Like,i returned at 6pm wtf,put it on another day for lord sake

Why does every meme need to be #relatable now? Why can't the silly picture of grandma falling down the stairs be funny by itself without needing to write"This is how my 2019 is going LOL!"

I've actually gone and cropped out captions on photos because I think they're funnier without them. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/403654452000718859/539092168741224449/unknown.png Compare it to this of the uncropped image: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/403654452000718859/539091576559894537/unknown.png As far as inconsequential things that are annoying me right now, I'm seeing a lot of deus ex avatars all over the place, but it's all the exact same picture of jc denton from the original deus ex. Which would be fine and all, but I've seen no resurgence of the game anywhere, people just seem to be using the same avatar and a lot of them come off as low effort shitposters.

So I guess I just got fucking friend zoned right before a con with what would have been a perfect mate. Now I don't even feel like going. WHAT A GOD DAMN WASTE OF 500 DOLLARS.

This probably fits here better than the “advice for customers” thread, because this is mostly for my coworkers. Really for everyone though. Pull your pants up. Or at least wear some underwear. No one wants to see your asscheeks. No one. It’s disgusting. Even if you’re a woman. Pull your pants up, or wear underwear that covers your butt. Unless if you’re some supermodel, it’s still gross.

Today and friday were supposed to be the only days this week that it wasn't going to rain. Was about to get ready to go out to the car wash annnnnndddd it started raining. Spring is my most hated season now. Because where I live, it rains 90% of the time during spring.

A shithead stole my dad's phone while he was on a walk today Said he had a really important family phone call to make but his phone was dead so he asked my kind, supportive dad for his and then ran off with it like a coward Just got done resetting and rechecking everything he had on his phone, thankfully no really bad stuff like netbanking apps but emails, family photos, chats - the usual stuff I'm mad angry right now ya'll

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I'm just so fucking in a emotional pit right now. Not only did my friend find out she may have bronchitis, but my Shih Tzu of 16 years is about to be put down tomorrow and I'm stuck in a mind set that there's a way to save him. It's really impossible and that's why I'm mad; he can't walk properly without falling and hurting himself, he can't pee or shit properly without someone holding him up with a leash or he gets full of piss and/or won't shit. He cries when people leave and won't until he sleeps or gets what he wants. When he gets what he wants he just sleeps all day and wakes up only to fall back down and cry because he can't stand up. He can't even pick his head up without looking like he's about to slam it back down. I'm like Doctor Stange in IW looking at the billion of ways he can still be okay for another year or two, but I can't and that's what hurts so bad. I don't claim to be a dog guru, but I can sort of see when he gives up or when he doesn't. He's a fighter like Rocky, but on some days he just gives up and sleeps. This dog used to run around the house when people were here; now he just sleeps all day and only wakes up when he needs food or a bathroom break. This week is going to be painful.

As an addendum, I am beyond bothered by people wheeling out bollocks like "School taught me [X subject] but not how to do my taxes!". Learning how to fill out sheets of paper can be done by looking online for an hour or two, calculus or literary analysis cannot.

I just spilled tomato sauce all over my white shirt

https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/795/7dae617a-3855-4264-bb9b-3a2c5badde68/thatsnothowslurswork.jpg What goes wrong in people's lives that they start acting like this

When you got a diarrhea attack for two hours and there's no bathroom, so you're so desperate that you consider taking a shit in the nearest street corner. I managed to walk home barely walking, making weird noises and breathing like a pregnant woman during child birth. The feel when a small piece of the turd is out of your asshole while you're walking 40 minutes with lots of staircases and green lights to cross the roads. Sweating like the pig I am. This is happening more often and I don't like going out.

So....as some of you know I have had hep c, which fucked my immune system up. This Saturday that just passed I had to call out of work because I was really sick, even went as far as to get a doctor's note from the hospital... I go in today to stock groceries, and my boss comes up to me and calls me a liar in front of customers and tell me that I forged the doctors note. I bust ass every day to clean that goddamn store, from top to bottom. People even tell me it's the cleanest store they've gone to in any state and that they appreciate my hard work. Oh and I been working for $8/hr for the past 2 years for him while he pays his family who works there $500 a week (non taxed) for just sitting and drinking at the job. Oh and a semi about killed me too, pulled in front of me, if it wasn't for me being an alert driver I wouldn't even be typing this. I am so fucking mad right now.