Shit that gets you mad V. I'm getting mad just typing this
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My grandparents (on my dad's side) used to ask me, and both my sisters (boyfriends in their case, obviously), about girlfriends every time I visited after turning eleven. I haven't visited them in something like four years because I know they would never accept the real answer to their question, and I blatantly refuse to associate with people like that, family or not, yet they continue to ask ad nauseam whenever they phone my dad, who just refuses to comment because I also asked him not to tell them the truth. I'll probably be twenty-five and they'll still be asking about me, completely clueless.
Not that I agree with the guy but this argument (as also seen in abortion discussions) has lost a lot of weight since half the internet became suicidal
I'm just gonna be straight up open ..
I am not well endowed below the belt and it is hard to find condoms that fit..
I hate apologizing publicly on the internet.
Not because I hate admitting I'm wrong, no, I'll do that any day of the fucking week, it's just the fact that people would likely rather remember you for your fuck-ups and moments of ignorance rather than you atoning for them and apologizing for being wrong, and accepting that you made a mistake.
It doesn't happen all the time. And I don't know if it'll happen now.
But it scares the FUCK out of me.
is auto bidding a thing on ebay because that's fucking astronomically retarded and bullshit
What I understand is that you can keep setting a max bid and it'll default to whoever put the highest minus some sort of difference (someone correct me here I'm not a 100% sure) but it'll notify you if you've been outbid. I set an alarm for about 10 minutes before close bid and the amount of fucks that literally come out of nowhere to spam last picosecond bids drive me insane. I got the whole outbid thing on something but must have been lucky enough as I ended up winning. The first time I ever tried bidding however a brand spanking new account outdid me at last second and had to be very fishy.
I'm think I'm getting a cold
I feel like crap the whole day and I'm shaking like a leaf
Undercutters on any game that have free market features.
These lil shit always trying to ruin prices of every single item.
Thanks to them,selling farmed items is fucking hard
This has been the case in every company I've worked in that has a majority of men. Which is, all of them, even the current one.
We have windows that you can see a street leading to the university, so it has lots of young men and women walking back and forth and EVERY SINGLE TIME a woman walks past they go "Phwoahoowhoah imagine fucking her from behind" etc and start suggesting shit to me, a married man. And when I don't go "Yeah bro I wanna FUUUUCK HUAHAHAHA" then it's usually "Ahah, so you don't like women anymore?" I've found a retort that shuts them up though, it's "No, I just don't live in a total absence of sex, I take it you do?"
And yeah, they constantly kept tossing around "I think you're gay, are you?" when I was a single.
I prefer the company of women to men almost always, not counting my friends who are my friends for a reason.
Why is that every person I've talked to for a while has suddenly either had flakey one word replies hours later or have completely fucked off? I'm honestly sick of this avoidance bullshit.
i hate it when people ask these questions because if they're not content with a simple "no" for an answer then my only options are an awkward "i just don't" or an even more awkward lecture about how the idea of even an one-night stand seems futile to me because of my bizarre thought processes that range from me hardly trusting any carbon-based lifeform and assuming they'll fuck my life up given the opportunity, to me never doing something if the rewards do not outweigh the effort
Got to find some real friends bud. I got some I shoot the shit with daily. Ain't no bullshit with them.
When you're away from home almost the entire day and you've started driving home needing to take a shit. Park the car as safe as you can with a strange look on your face, running to the entrence, and just hold your shit/farts while waiting patiently in the elevator. And when you finally see the door and rush in and shut it, you release the biggest fart of your life with a big smile. And then you turn around and see this little kid sitting on the couch staring right at you, and you know this ain't your door.
Gotta love these homophobic dumbasses in the comments on facebook any time a corporation even remotely mentions LGBT. It's the same thing like "wELl PlUgS dOnT gO tHaT wAy ItS cOmMoN sEnSe", spouting bible thumping bullshit, or going straight for strawmen. Grow a damn spine for once.
Don't you think you're taking the title of the thread a little too literally?
I have depressive episodes where I just get really angry at everything and everyone.
I want to get back on antidepressants but my doctor can't see me until Monday.
All I can do is try not to explode on someone who doesn't deserve it.
People posting leak of a fighting game rooster DLC without spoiler.
But when it come to Smash bros, everyone is careful with leaks.
Stupid ass, fucking automated traffic light cameras. There's a law where you're allowed to turn right on a red in my state, and the camera snapped a picture of me inching over the line. I wouldn't have fucking turned or even attempted if I had seen there was oncoming traffic. The worst part is that some fucking police officer approved of the video and the fine is for eighty fucking dollars. I was INCHING at a SNAIL'S PACE, and all because I was doing less than 2mph without completely stopping at a red light
Red Light Cameras should be illegal tbh. So should speed traps, and I say that as someone who never goes over the speed limit
Turns out red light cameras are mostly scare tactics that try to stir up fear to try and get you into paying third-party fines. Atleast in my state, they're not really enforceable at all, phew.
there's this MF in one of the GMOD zombie survival maps who always bitches and moans about every little thing that people do EVERY little fucking thing
it's always fucking something with him
https://youtu.be/wuyov5vbTAo
this is basically him
Summary of a conversation I just had with my Mom-
ME: I have a sore throat, and the Doctor says it's probably because of restaurant environment with hundreds of people going in and out and sharing the same air.
MOM: No, you get sick from playing video games. Also, be sure to clean your room so you don't get diabetes.
Me: ...
don't share controllers without protection
you don't want to catch the glitch
My roommate once got a red light camera fine for someone else's car.
It was a teal Scion, and they couldn't make out the license plate, so they just kinda searched for teal Scions that have been known to be near that intersection and fined the first result they had.
A couple years ago, I sent an email to my dad warning him about how Project Veritas was untrustworthy and that he shouldn't watch it.
The response he made to the email was basically "wow thanks for recommending this youtube channel to me son".
The only reason I'm bringing this up now is because I noticed that he still watches that shit to this day. I suppose I shouldn't be surprised considering his views, but nonetheless, it still fucking frustrates me how fucking gullible my dad is when it comes to shit like this.
the fuck is a pimple doing on my ass
if I'm on a page where the focus is the youtube video THE SPACE BAR SHOULD PAUSE THE GODDAMN VIDEO NOT SCROLL THE PAGE HALFWAY DOWN THAT MAKES NO SENSE
https://youtu.be/TDV15-HbpXk
"I do not believe in conspiracy theories but...*long tirade about how the jews controls the media and creates a false victimhood in their quest for world domination*
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