damn i just had a good dream
I got on some kind of custom made extreme tricycle or, like, pedal powered shopping cart. It was never clear and it doesn't really matter. It was my main mode of transport. Started gettin' goin on it. I decide I'm going to this bar I've dreamed about before, which is a small, dialipated auditorium where you get your drinks on the stage and then sit up in the stands and everything is lit in blue. This thing is impossible to steer or stop so I'm constantly bumping into things at top speed, but it always seems to just glance off and keep going like a pinball and there's no traffic. Sometimes to avoid full blown flat impacts I pull off these crazy leaning maneuvers. As I start to get closer there's a kind of people-in-the-streets vibe and I start to hear expressions of awe. Somebody says to their friend, "What IS that thing, dude?" and another one is like, "damn, it's caesar's chariot" sort of mockingly (wtf lmao). I see the bar and basically cannot stop, veer straight past it and a small crowd of people at max speed towards a closed gate and some dumpsters. At this point people are reacting like they've seen Superman as I impact with dumpsters with virtually no effect, and just robotically reinitiate my journey to the bar like it never happened. End dream.
door, it's real
https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/109691/52133d95-a6c1-4fe8-b9e8-818eb2e0736e/image.png
I bought a cute lil pacman frog.
crisis adverted boys no more lewd constanze
i hope y'all had a good april fools
rate me cute on knockout
yall can't follow a simple direction 👺
dun tell me what to do gayboi
today i put JELLY on this hot god
What is the point of the comment downvote button on youtube?
I nearly came to make an attempt on my life last night. And if it wasn't for my family I might have.
I'm ashamed, scared, but more than anything I am grateful for them.
I have a lot I need to do to help myself, and alone I'm not sure I'd be able to. But with them I think I can.
The rehabilitation steps aren't easy pal, but if you have your family alongside you, you will do great. Soon you will learn to love and believe in yourself, Skyward.
fell off my bike going home on lunch break, I was going about 25 down a hill and saw a smashed bottle of glass in front of me, I noticed it too late and when I swerved to avoid it I hit the curb and highsided off my bike onto the sidewalk.
Scraped up my left arm pretty bad and sprained my right hand REALLY bad, might be fractured.
Couldn't afford to take the rest of the day off so I'm writing this as of getting off work and getting home.
Can't afford hospital, god bless the usa.
Gonna try and sleep this one off like a champ, wish me luck.
I still don't understand how a country like the USA thinks it's acceptable to have so expensive healthcare. when I sprained my wrist, it took me 2 minutes until I realized I had to go to the hospital because it felt like a fracture. so I just went, no biggie. paid 40$ for a full checkup and no more. got an xray, support bandages and everything I needed for my injury. I can't even begin to imagine how worrying it would be to have an injury over there due to all the expenses.
on another note, I wish it was cheaper to get a drivers license in Norway. I inherited some money which means I can finally afford it, but it still hurts to see 2200$ go straight out of my account. that was with a 15% discount too! at least I'm finally working on a license at least
i want you to run backwards and do a flip every 20 steps, all the way to the top
i believe in you
dude you should know better
https://i.imgur.com/i4QkRhX.gif
better red than dead
Liberty Prime would like a word.🤖
wow what a disappointment
Ive been trying to beat the same level 8 cloud bot in smash for an hour but he keeps kicking my poor inkling's ass
Worst of all this is a vendetta now, i usually main cloud and it picked the same outfit i use for him
I'll splat the fuck ouuta that twink ass overcompensating emo boy if it kills me
look how this worm attacks
https://i.imgur.com/Le5mtY3.gif
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