I can't tell if this is serious or joking but-
Anonymous accusations and FP's tendency to collectively jump on bandwagons isn't a great mix. I understand with the recent posts and drama why Atomic has been asked to reign it in- it isn't healthy to the small community we have left to essentially have an anonymous bulletin board for people to air grievances and try to obtain their own justice. No matter how true or justified, the more serious accusations should head to mod staff as that's their job- to moderate the users on the forum.
With some of the recent confessions, I feel like some users are ruining the spirit of what Atomic was going for by bringing back the confessional, or even directly attacking Atomic to the point where they have to have them filtered by a third party, that is not okay.
Yeah, it's probably for the best. I wanna read about the juicy detail of the lives of FP users, not their beef with other users or FP itself.
I return from a short hiatus!
It took me 20+ years to learn analogue clock. Always gave people the excuse I couldn't see that far away, or I would just nod and say "yeah, time for class". Facepunch teached me how.
I love analog clocks. I'm not sure if they're faster or slower to read than digital, but they're just so aesthetically pleasing. Tick, tick, tick....
If you read this you're a wonderful person.
And you owe me 10 bucks
wrong on both counts fucker
I was that weird kid. In 7-9th grade I used to lay on my back and use my legs to push me around through the entire school. I used to feel embarrassed over this memory, but now I just laugh thinking about people's reaction when they suddenly see some kid grinding his back on the floor through the halways.
That's absolutely hilarious and I'm so glad you have a good sense of humor about it now. I, uh, guess you must have been a late bloomer?
I lie to my mother every evening. She keeps calling me and texting me asking me how I am, and I keep telling her that I'm fine.
me too thanks
although if she really does keep calling you, maybe she suspects something's wrong, and maybe you should tell her what's going on.
I once had a hot wet dream. My dream include Me, my friend James, my friend Dan, and my friend Alec. There is this fucking hot girl in our classes, and she is fucking dreamy. My dream involved me sticking my pregnancy stick in her mouth, and forcefeeding her. My friend James was ramming her up the ass. Alec was up the vagina, and Dan was boobies. She was locked down to a table in the clouds, and had one of those red ball things in her mouth when I wasn't mouthraping her.
wow do u write ur own material
I'm an obese NEET who sleeps for over half the day and often spends a majority of my time awake just fapping. Sometimes for hours and hours consecutively, without eating or doing anything else. And when I finally go into the bathroom and finish for the day, it's often right back to bed. It's been like this for at least the past four years. And I'm not here to ask for help because I don't exactly have any desire to stop. Doing this makes me happy and for the least amount of effort I can expend. Sure, I have dreams. I have ambitions. I'd like to get in shape. It'd be nice to do something with myself. But fuck it, I've decided to not pursue any of that anymore. I've found it all futile a long time ago, and filed that old life away in the "could have been" cabinet. You get roughly 80 years on this earth, probably less, and I doubt there's anything afterward, so I'm certainly not going to take the risk and start living under that assumption. Everything I've tried, this is the most efficient use of my time and makes me the most happy the most often, rather than putting in a bunch of dreary hard work for a payoff that may never come (in my case, it already most likely won't, I've already squandered my potential years ago and lost any desire to engage in this world anymore after what it's become in the past ten years anyway)
And it's satisfying enough for me. So long as I keep to myself, stay as low maintenance as I need to survive, and don't hurt anyone, I think I'm doing alright. I'm not about to change my ways. To isolate myself and live for optimal pleasure in the time I have while the rest of the world forgets I even exist, it's about a noble goal as any.
I can't possibly understand living that way, and since we're built differently, I accept that I fundamentally can't understand it.... I suppose as long as you're truly happy doing what you do, nothing should stop you. Godspeed, champion masturbator. May your cummies reach the clouds.
i want to know where the neet lives that such a lifestyle can even be sustainable. certainly not in america unless they get crazy disability bux
Most everyone I know living the same lifestyle or similar is living with their parents in the US. It's not really sustainable. I can't imagine being truly happy living like that, I'd always have that nagging pressure that I'm just a useless leech. Even now after having graduated and looking for a job, it still feels pretty bad.
Hopefully next round's of confessions are more juicy.
It took me 20+ years to learn analogue clock. Always gave people the excuse I couldn't see that far away, or I would just nod and say "yeah, time for class". Facepunch teached me how.
Me too. I can read them fine, it just takes me a moment to read them. Maybe it's something similar to dyslexia, but with the way an analogue clock is set up.
My plan, if i ever own my own home, is to have nothing but digital clocks, just to annoy everyone who has even said "What, can't you read analogue clocks?"
I love how like a page or 2 back we got some dude like "I'm motivated to do shit by this character that aint even real its great" and then we got "I'm a fat neet and I beat off every day cause life is futile its great" lmao. really puts it in perspective just how differently people can view the world
I've been on and off of various welfare income systems, like student income support, illness/disability income support, rehabilitation income support, unemployment income support and just general income support. It's not much money at all, I can't save up any money because all of it gets spent on that same month (I could save maybe 40-70e a month if I had better spending habits) but its enough to sustain yourself.
Here in Finland an early retirement is also an option, not one I'm interested in but an option nonetheless. From what I know, it'd basically be the government stopping asking you for excuses as to why you're not employed/studying, after they've reached the conclusion with the help of a doctor's diagnosis an such that you are indeed unable to do any work (due to physical or mental illness) and they'd pay you just enough that you can sustain yourself when it comes to rent at a cheap apartment, food and other bills and have *a little bit* of extra money to spend on miscellaneous things.
This is the single biggest foil to the 'NEET-masterrace' meme /v/ or /tv/ or whoever started. Sure, excess free time is objectively a good thing compared to being ground to dust by a job you might not enjoy, but fuck if it isn't boring, depressing and empty.
I've also spent extended periods of time on welfare income systems, aka neet bux. While I didn't intentionally game the system to get it, I sure as hell did enjoy and take advantage of it.
But I would never, ever willingly go back to such a lifestyle, one of pure sustenance and nothing else. You can only ward off boredom for so long, and so few new experiences are completely free. You get to the point you described - of looking at a fancy new thing to buy or food to survive the week, and it drives you crazy.
Even if you have a low-cost hobby, you're sacrificing being able to participate in pretty much everything else. You can't exactly justify seeing a friend for lunch when you're just scraping by constantly.
To me it's not a question of the morality or the plausibility of the situation, it's a question of how good the person is at staving off madness.
tl;dr whats going on? What's all the fuss about?
you tell me
Against what should have been my better judgment, I posted a confession that dominoed into causing mod drama and eventually causing Hezzy to resign entirely. I don't feel good about it. I feel responsible and it's all a semi-direct result of me wanting to have a more fun, carefree approach to something I should have thought through more carefully and taken more seriously.
Honestly it's really dampened my mood about the whole thing. I do have to get through the rest and I'll force myself to post them, but it's sapped my sense of fun from it and I've definitely been slipping into a more and more depressed, less motivated state for a couple of weeks now. Expect a few tomorrow night, I'd post them earlier but I have work.
Don't do this if you're not into it, that kind of defeats the purpose of this entire operation. Maybe you just need to give it some time off? Like a week or so and see if that changes anything.
don't hurt yourself bud if your heart aint in it right now then your heart aint in it
Everyone makes mistakes. Shit happens. My recommendation is taking a short break and if you have a dodgy confession you're not sure about, either ask Hezzy or just don't post it, although I'm sure you don't need someone telling you that. If you need a break, Hezzy offered to take on a few and I'm sure he wouldn't mind helping out.
You should not be so hard on yourself, who would have known that a confession would lead to such consequences. Furthermore Hezzy resigned on his own accord and it is not your fault.
Perhaps refrain from posting confessions that are tied to the forums or the users. This way you should stay safe.
What's all this about Hezzy resigning?
Yeah I thought what happened was that Sosig got demodded, nothing more.
Mods were very upset with Hezzy behind the scenes for demodding Sosig without consulting them. They nearly unanimously voted to reinstate Sosig and Hezzy resigned of his own accord due to a difference in values between him and the mods.
I believe the main reason was that he wanted to focus more on his career.
Why?
I haven't read into the subject, but isn't it good for a community to have both members and leaders with different points of view? Isn't that how things develop from?
Different points of views =/= discriminatory or bigoted points of view.
I’m guessing along the lines of new mods protecting other new mods ? Can’t really do much about it as we don’t even get a vote in shit like sosig. sucks to see hezzy leave again tho.
What I'm guessing is that they genuinely don't give much of a shit about enforcing standards. That's been the case since I joined. If they did we wouldn't still have craptasket around as a mod when he's done worse shit than plenty of posters who got perma'd.
Is the confession thread with the accidental mini enigma lost to time? I looked trough the ones Hezzy posted and I can't find it for the life of me. It
s probably been close to 10 years but from time to time that story enters my mind and I've been wanting to find it again to see if my memory holds true to the confession that was actually posted.
It should be about some guy washing his ass with the shower head on full power accidentally giving himself an enigma that sprays a clog of shit onto the showerhead. He then feels immensily guilty over not cleaning the visible shitstain for years while his family doesn't notice it.
Does anyone else recall this one or was i just strangely susceptible?
Enema, not enigma. Enigma is the cipher the Nazis used in WWII.
The enigma is how the persons family didn't notice it
It's not a word I've ever had to use so you're the weird one!
So, uh, what is up? No more confessions?
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