...were you grabbing your dick with both hands or what?
I think just one, and then doing the thing Atomicsans described with the other. So yeah, it took me years to figure out you could just slide the one hand up and down and get the same effect.
(In my defense, I never watched hardcore pornography for a long time either, so I was not 100 percent clear on how sex worked. Look, what can I say? My parents didn't approve of porn. Frankly I'm just happy that they leave me alone now that I pay them room and board. That's a step most evangelical parents wouldn't even take.)
Bug girls do it for me
Thanks for the new fetish
I've been thinking about it for a while and I don't have an account
anymore so I'll post it here. Not really a sin but something I want to
say. As much as I hate to say it I honestly think Knockout is just
delaying the very depressing inevitable slow death of the centralized
Facepunch community. Message board-y websites as we know it basically
feel like a dying medium unless you have HUGE culture/aspect behind it
(ex. 4chan's anonymity, reddit's upboats and subs). Isn't Something
Awful been on a decline also? My personal thoughts for Facepunch are the
popularizing of Discord (biggest reason) and the switching of forum
software (not a huge reason but kind of a acceleration point).
I feel like discord has basically replaced what a lot of people sought out
of these message boards, or at least what I did. Obviously not in one
big centralized Discord, but in small parts. People just want an
community to talk about a topic about probably with other people you get
to know in a streamlined conversational style of messages being in
order. There are complaints about Discord's being hard to follow or not
the same feeling at all but I don't think it matters as much to the
majority, and I honestly think that in a lot of the situations that made
Facepunch feel like a community with your friends, Discord can do that
in a way more digestible and close-knit feeling way. It feels like a
lot of people have congregated into discords and such of the people they
know they wanted to be friends with. I had this feeling the most with
my experience with WAYT when I was sort of *in* that community, and I
mean come on, look at that thread now, it's on life support but I'm
fairly certain the discords that came out of friends made in that
community are still very active.
When it comes to the forum software I think it was kind of a feeling of a loss of culture, people
didn't really make it over, I think it was also a signifying point in
the structure of moderation feeling different and the mass recruitment
of new ones, new subforum losses, the loss of meaningful communication
with people that the forum depends on when it's at the point where we
need it the most, etc. I think the next switch will be even more unkind
in this regard. I mean just look at some of the reoccurring threads and
general's I'm sure you were fond of at one point and look at how many
people you can hover over and have 0 posts signifying them not making
the switch. That is if you can even tread through them because I think a
lot broke when people deleted their accounts. Anyways those are my very
sad thoughts. On the plus side while I talk of the death of "Facepunch"
I just think of it as we know it as one monolithic website. With these
Discord's I've seen I think the groups of friends and the underlying
community feel will live on pretty easily.
I'm worried and scared too. I worry that Facepunch's decline is inevitable now, and I think Discord is a big part of the reason why. Communities on Discord are fast to form, fast to fall apart, and otherwise have a lot of qualities that suit our modern, fast-moving tastes.
Interesting point about the unifying "gimmick" mechanics of reddit and #chans giving them staying power, I hadn't ever thought about that before. I've long seen Facepunch as a "pure," gimmickless community platform, free of mechanisms and algorithms that divert our attention and shift our priorities. Everything that happens on Facepunch, we do, and I think that's special. Facepunch is like the Counter-Strike 1.6 of online communities.
There is a place in Louisiana where if you travel too far into the
forest you'll find yourself near a river. Every time I went there, I
always found some morbid shit. But the last time I went there, I was
witness to a crime scene where I saw multiple bullet holes shot into a
dude's front windshield, and his body and the body of who I think was
his daughter were both bleeding out.
I don't know what the fuck
happened or if anyone found out what happened to these people, but that
was the last time I ever went there and I will never be returning to
that fucking place again. It scares the shit out of me.
Ever thought about researching the news or police statements around that time to try and figure out the story of what happened there?
My hahas are actually a facade to hide the fact that I really want to die and I absolutely hate being alive
Me too thanks
i expected far more spicy and lewd confessions than what we're getting but i guess its good to have a balanced lifestyle
also that river one is fucked up
You'll get them, I promise.
https://i.imgur.com/CZBGaOV.jpg
I don't really know what do do with FP other than to just migrate to Knockout. My discord is for a few gaming communities that i participate in with IRL people. I otherwise keep it "clean" and private, i guess. I think i view my discord usage and access a bit too much like i viewed skype. I wouldn't want to rely on it to fullfill every aspect of a wider global community of strangers. It works great for 5-20 people but it'll become a mess to navigate between chats with 500+ people and 50+ chats.
I think Knockout is our best option, even if it is only for our community's twilight years. because we can open threads there, we can segregate and navigate discussions that would become a spaghetti-mess of several discussions on discord. It's awesome to have a discord on the side for people to play together and shoot the shit. but i hope people will be up for Knockout when the plug gets pulled here. It also honestly seems like a good effort and it's a labor of love for the community. THat counts for a lot!
Step 1: Write a simple crawler that will retrieve all posts and threads on facepunch (yes it might take a while as there is shit-load of content)
Step 2: Create a community vote on system we should move to.
Step 3: Setup the system, introduce signing up and linking your fp account with newly created account (by adding token to your user page description field)
Step 4: Like idk, charge every member like 5 cents per month idk and use those funds to pay for new system?
Assuming many are willing to migrate and pay 5 cents, would this not work? Probably stupid idea but I dont really want for fpf to dissapear.
I like this. I like you. This is how I'm going to view FP from now on. Will probably make it's inevitable death easier.
Honestly, considering the amount of posters who are concerned about Facepunch's death, I wouldn't be so sure that it'll happen anytime soon, even if we transition to KO.
There's been way too many people here that have said that there's literally nothing else like FP out there and that this place is their home on the internet for all of them to just go "welp" and be satisfied with discord servers.
Discord is awful for actual discourse.
I legit think that I have some sort of issue that makes it impossible to socialize with anyone. I try to play it off and make it seem like i just act like a retard for fun but like most of the time I'm actually doing this think it's the normal thing to do in a social enviroment. It's like you may ask me about something and I'll just say something completely unrelated. Or just like try to talk to someone and saying something stupid by accident thinking it's a normal thing to say. For example I would try to start a conversation by saying that toddlers are annoying most of the time and I dislike them. Then the person would be confused. It's gotten to the point where I'm scared of saying something dumb so I just talk about the same topic over and over and over again to try and avoid messing up and it just frustrates people. I just feel like giving up and staying in my home all day so I don't have to deal with any form of human interaction.
We already have a thread for non-anonymous confessions but I appreciate your post anyway. I don't think I have any concrete advice for you but I can tell you that, in my totally unprofessional opinion, what you're describing kind of sounds like autism. Autism is 100% okay and it's severely under-diagnosed. It doesn't make you a worse person to have it, and it doesn't make you any less valuable. In any case, it might be worth it to speak to a professional who can help you figure out what's going on. They can help you learn about yourself and learn to have healthy interactions with people.
You might want to add a big "DON'T POST YOUR CONFESSIONS IN THIS THREAD YOU DOPE" message at the top of the OP. Idk why but people always seem to miss "anonymous" in the title.
Ha, yeah, that might help.
Sorry I messed up the thread I’ll try to be more anonymous
You didn't mess anything up, you're okay.
i think toddlers are annoying too 😔
OIFY shoulden't have been shut down. The people posting in it just moved to GMF and it's terrible!
As if GMF hasn't always been just as bad, or worse?
Hey what happened to Big Dumb American doing these?
Dunno. I don't think he visits much anymore since he got demodded.
i'm a juggalo
I'm actually a permabanned user for cheating at Rust
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Joke's on you, I recognize that URL on sight now. Also, it's baffling to me that URLs still auto-embed inside the manual quotes, but not in the real auto-quotes. What the hell garry.
My PC is like porn hive, I have 1TB HDD and 6x 256 GB SSD's and 1x M2
SSD, all but M2 drives are loaded with porn. The torrent tracker I use
says I've downloaded 11TB of porn since 2016, whenever I have someone
over and I know they will be near my PC (We play games or VR or
something) - at this point it's easier to disconnect drives and create
new chrome user account than it is to hide it all. Same goes for my
phone that's why when someone asks to check something on my phone - I
monitor every single thing they click (and the worst part is - when they
start typing to search something in chrome - various kinky shit pops
up), would be great if somebody knows a way to passport lock Google
Photos / Gallery apps and somehow dont auto suggest shit from my
history/bookmarks.
Use separate browsers for porn and non-porn. Use separate Windows accounts for when guests are over, and configure your porn drives to be invisible to the guest account. If you're on Android, create a second user account linked to a separate, clean Google account.
Or admit you've got a problem, that works too.
im gay /the bird man
thanks bird man
I've lived for 18 years with an older low-functioning autistic brother
and even though I didn't have it as hard as many facepunchers'
childhoods, it was still a really realy stressful situation and I *hope*
goes to show that even when everything is right in life and your
parents care for you and you get the help you need, it can still be hard
to go through life!
I do love everyone, including my brother, but
almost all of my nightmares (and, all of my nightmares *recently*) have
involved him in some manner chasing or otherwise hurting me, which are
things he would do when throwing a tanturm. I ended up being a
scapegoat, of sorts. Nowadays he's more cuddly and loving with me but
whenever he's upset I'll still be the first thing to get hit. My mom
kinda forces the two of us to get along because she deep down wants to
have someone in the family to take care of him once my parents are gone,
but I don't think I can do it. I might just leave the country as soon
as I'm done with university and just kinda AWOL. It's something that's
been on my mind recently.
At least I am happy now, living alone.
You're much stronger than I can comprehend.
I provided geographic intel to a foregin agency that led to the death of
9 insurgents and 2 hostages, because I knew that was a common execution
ground. There's a video on LiveLeak that shows the artillery strikes by
Hellfires and GAU-8. Even though I contributed to the death of
terrorists and gave the hostages a more merciful death, I still can't
live with myself with the knowledge that I've taken the life of 11
people. I had no idea they would send artillery at the place but I was
too naive, and when I saw the confirmation of what I've done through
LiveLeak I became paranoid and wanted to end my life. I'm too afraid to
speaking about this with my psychologist for possible legal reasons or
he'd think I'm insane that makes things up, but it really has destroyed
my life and I can't keep lying to myself that my hands are clean. It
hurts everytime I meet my parents because they think I'm a good person,
but I honestly don't know what a good person really is anymore.
...holy shit. Holy shit.
unfortunately, i don't know if there even is anything that can be said about it. it's definitely an extremely morbid and complicated situation to be in. however, and someone is free to correct me on this, as i have absolutely no legal knowledge in regards to stuff like this, but i imagine the person will not be able to be held liable for this. security forces - even government official ones - accept anonymous tips all the time. as a result i don't see how this could be illegal. i think it'd be a good idea for the person to speak with their psychologist about this, as they definitely should not be bottling it up.
While it's great to be concerned about it, as it's always important to make sure your community never dies, I really think this fear of Facepunch dying is a bit overblown at the moment. I don't remember where the data was but either Garry or Hezzy once stated that the overall active users actually increased when we made the switch to Newpunch, and the numbers have been relatively stable since aside from a drop during the 2016 elections after all the extremists were thrown out for being pieces of shit. Discord is not a valid replacement for a forum style system and we all know it. Anyone who would have left the forums already has done so years ago. While this theoretical death of Facepunch and the switch to Knockout is a bit uncertain, it doesn't change the fact there really is no replacement for the community of Facepunch that we've built, and the style of forum we've built it on. There's a reason so many people have come out being so invested in the community. I mean I know that sure as hell, even if the userbase drops to only a few hundred, I'd still be shitposting with all of you for as long as I possibly can be, and I know most likely you who is reading this and everyone else in this thread has a same or similar opinion. A community only dies when people let it, and as far as I know, nobody wants it to.
We've well exceeded 100 responses. I'm in this for the long haul so I hope y'all are too.
BTW, regarding the Big Dumb American question... if you don't follow Polidicks, you probably aren't aware that the real reason he's gone is that he sadly lived up to his username. The 2016 election broke him, and over the last year he kept getting dumbed in politics threads for blaming Bernie Sanders for Clinton's election loss. Yeah.
I stole 2 bucks from my sister when I was 10
Paying it back now would be a really cute gesture if you're on good terms!
You know, I've always kinda wanted to use this anonymous confessional
thing. I sort of left facepunch years ago, but browse on the occasion
so, here it is: I don't want to sound spiteful because that's not my
intention. Please understand that I'm at a point in my life where my
physical health has plummeted, and NOT as a result of my own actions. I
didn't have a choice, nobody is as fault, and I just got really
unlucky. I remember there was a time where shitheads hung out in the
GMF, and if you didn't play along, you got bullied. I wasn't apart of
it, any of it. I kinda watched at a distance as its inner-circles
collapsed, and they fucked off to scratch or whatever. I never really
got to convey my thoughts on just about anything on FP. I always told
myself I shouldn't hate others. But... I couldn't help but find myself
hating the lot that inhabited gmf. I wish everything were better, and
everybody got along. That I was younger and ignorant like I used to be.
I wish I were in better health. I wish people didn't argue all the
time. This is going to sound REALLY sloppy but... I had hoped that
over the course of many years people would eventually see other people
as human beings. That what YOU say CAN and WILL affect others, no
matter how big or small. There are people who grew older and understood
this, but I can' help but think there's still a large portion of people
who look at other people as an opportunity to win an argument. I sort
of grew out of posting on facepunch. The community was slowly dying.
Never liked reddit, never thought their way of posting was healthy for
anybody with it's downvote system. Never really took an extreme liking
to imageboards either... But, I never could get into facepunch as some
others did. But I was still around. I couldn't stand people trying
to get "above" other people. Like, anime enthusiasts bullying other
anime enthusiasts. Like, no matter where I looked there was always some
kind of totem pole. I'm starting to trail off, but, I guess what I'm
trying to say is, I've had more bad memories on facepunch than good
memories. I stayed in my lane, I never got into anybody's business. I
hope that when in the event that facepunch closes, that people can look
inwards like I have. I always loved making jokes. I don't make as much
jokes anymore though... Please don't fall for the trap that is reddit
(board specific), or an imageboard. Please don't try to shape your
personality around others. Just be yourself, and always strive to be
truthful. Above all else, try to enjoy what YOU enjoy. God knows I
tried.
The GMF was legitimately fucking terrible for quite a while, I'll say that much. I think I missed the worst of it though.
I don't really want to live, yet I feel forced to live constantly by family members.
I don't want to go to work daily, but I feel forced to by the people who need me.
I don't want to eat, sleep, drink, shower, brush my teeth, exercise... they feel like burdens.
I don't want to chase partners, friends, money...
I can't commit to any long-term goal...
Will I remain a parasite?
One can wonder.
Only wonder.
"Parasite" is a really, really strong word for a human. Whoever you are, you don't even begin to meet the criteria to fit that word. Save it for people who deserve it, not yourself.
I smoked weed infront of the entrance to the police HQ and lots of people went by, even uniformed police. Nothing happened.
weeooweeooweeooweeoo ahh, my bad boi detector~~
I rubbed my cat's fur on my penis
imagine if cats are secretly sentient and you still did that
and last but not least
Postal is a gigantic faggot, and he has an incredibly small penis that
he keeps erect with pipe cleaners. He has no friends other than his
parents, but even they don't enjoy his shitastic company. He is a big
smelly shit stain on fps, and he likes men. He also likes to take it
in the ass at truck stops by afro-american hooligans, while the akbar
behind the counter plesures himself.
Also, I am an android form the year 2025 sent to take a big shit, and
I kick down sand castles at the beach.
Postal is a gigantic faggot
t. postal
For the person who was probably involved in helping /k/ and /pol/ with hitting ISIS, try not to worry bout' it. You did the world a favor.
Yeah, I think this is about that post where they identified the location using some powerlines in the background and google maps, right?
I helped a very miniscule amount by helping pinpoint the area back in the day. It was pretty common back in 2014 ~ 2018 to help the Ruskies drop bombs on ISIS and Al-Nursa. You mainly went to Ivan Sidorenko and the Russian MoD, and gave them your information in a dump. Usually the sender of the information was given a medal/plaque from the Russian government for it. As far as I'm concerned, even if I end up sipping tea in hell, at least I can rest easy knowing that I put some of those scumfucks down there with me.
I frequently have dreams about having to use a public toilet, but the
stall walls are way too short and everyone can see me and it's mad
embarrassing
Why is everybody watching you poop. That's fuckin gay.
Arguing with anyone on SH is just about the worst experience I've ever
had. People who love to champion how open minded they are are quite
happy to come into a thread on a topic they know very little about and
argue with 0 evidence or claims. And when they get called out or told
they're wrong, they either double down in their ignorance or just stop
responding. Getting people to admit they're wrong is impossible, and it
wouldn't be as frustrating if they didn't pretend they were so superior
to everyone.
SH feels like a race to the bottom, where being as
obnoxious as possible. People on both sides of any argument feels like
watching Tudd all over again.
I've come to personally accept that this goes for online debate, period. It's all terrible. Arguing on SH sucks, but I guarantee it's 10x better than arguing on fucking reddit.
I'm currently failing my university course because of my laziness. In
order to not get shitblasted by my friends and family, I've claimed I'm
depressed. It's convinced them. I feel like a scumbag but it would hurt
people more now to admit that I'm a terrible person. Hopefully once I
get a job after dropping out I can pretend I've improved and it will
seems like I've gotten over it.
...It kinda sounds like you actually could be depressed? You definitely don't sound happy. Best of luck to you, I hope things get a bit better.
Most of my actions are driven by the motivation to impress others, even if I personally have no interest in what I'm doing.
I've got a masturbation addiction. I get kinda antsy if I haven't jacked
off everyday. It's been like this for 8 years. I'd like to break it at
least so I don't have a embarrasing addiction but I feel like I'm in too
deep. It helps me relax, but I admit that I don't know the dangers of
doing it everyday and I am honestly afraid to look that up, let alone
the process to break it. Hopefully my narcissism of seeing people
discuss my problems helps yield a solution.
...Is masturbating every day addictive behavior? Because, uh. Hmm. Asking for a friend.... 😓
I am immensely aroused by the idea of transforming into a girl and
taking countless dicks. I remember popping boners at gender swap scenes
in media long before I hit puberty or knew what a boner was. I've
considered that I might be trans but as far as I can tell I have zero
dysphoria.
You don't need dysphoria to be trans and you don't need to be suffering. If you know that your life would be better as a girl, even the mundane, non-sexual parts of life, then you can become one if you want. Up to you.
My thoughts pretty much exactly. I oversimplified due to lack of space, I didn't want to write a wall of text as commentary.
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