I don't know what you expected this thread to become other than a cesspool of lewdness.
Are we just glossing over this—were they alive, did they inform the police? They didn’t say.
Smells like home.
now that they outlawed being horny in the knockout discord this is our safe haven
Smells like taint swamp more like.
So, like home?
Unrelated but the amount of confessions that are just "I'm definitely a closeted trans woman and nobody on Facepunch knows" has risen to, like, five.
Is it just me or is FP way transer than the general population? Why the heck is that?
Of all the communities I’ve interacted with both in real life and on the internet Facepunch far and away has the largest number of trans users. I’d argue that even my college’s LGBT community probably had fewer as a percentage compared to here.
There must be something in the water. Estrogen, I guess.
There's pretty healthy trans communities on a fair amount of online communities I browse, actually. I used to just associate it with being an internet thing, but I think I just try to browse above the usual hate-filled shitholes and therefore a lot of the communities I interact with make their trans users feel comfortable enough to properly express themselves.
Then again, you can find mostly self-loathing groups of trans people on any given 4chan board, too. Soo.....
IIRC FP was relatively transphobic until a few years ago. If the confessing users signed up before then it's probably not a "safe haven" type phenomenon.
damn chemicals in the water turning our frogs into girls
Either I'm immune or the chemicals haven't kicked in yet
You see, every online community puts something in the water to make the mods big gay. But since Newpunch is so badly maintained, that stuff is leaking into the common user supply, making the average Facepunch user big gay.
should i buy some water filters or is it already too late
There is no coming back from the big gay, sorry.
i guess this is how it be now....
Also, now you're being a gigantic tease. You can't just give us a taste of the stuff without posting the actual confessions, man.
I post them strictly in order. I can tease them in whatever order I'd like.
nah certain elements were transphobic but i booted them off
this was as early as lithifold coming out like half a decade ago and then being harassed by some twats from the GMF
Why am I not surprised
FP has had a few cancer-wave type periods in the way-past.
More confessions soon? I like your commentary, @AtomicSans .
how spicy is the next wave
@AtomicSans may I have some cönfessiöns, brother
Oops, I slipped and didn't post any yesterday. I mean to post about five a day. Expect some later today.
A few extras today to make up for yesterday.
When I was a kid, throughout school I was relentlessly bullied. And I'm
talking ~7 years old, day in day out being excluded from everything,
kicked to the floor, essentially torture for a sensitive and
non-combative kid like I was. Day in day out bruises and crying with
no-one to turn to.The staff only remotely cared when my parents
threatened to pull me out of there. As much as I think I'm over it, once
every few months, I'm reminded that I'm not.
[b]I wish I was
born a girl just so all of that would've been avoided[/b] and that I
could've developed better. I know it's fanciful thinking and
trivialising a lot. I've never fantasised about being a woman outside of
the idea that it'd avoid bullying, and that I might be able to escape
the whole undercurrent of having to be a man in today's society.
Uhhhh
in terms of gender and roles and that sort of shit, I'm pan, a guy, and
I'm not fussed about my body (alright trim the fat from my thighs but
that's it). I hate how since leaving college, I've had no room to just
be that openly pan relaxed guy who'd never back down from making any
joke about that sorta stuff - Everything around me at home and work is
drab & dreary when it comes to that. Everything here is isolated,
middle-age focused, with that undertone of "I'm all for LGBT people BUT
[i]10million complaints[/i]".
One thing which I've noticed from my
childhood experiences, it's that being blunt bloke-y type guys still
makes me paranoidly vulnerable, and it takes too long for me to warm up
to them even if they're decent.
To be really blunt, being born a girl wouldn't have necessarily made your life much better. Bullying still happens to girls, and it's often worse. I think you already know that, though. Best wishes to you, regardless. ❤️
I have 2 hairs on my right nip but none on my left, it is distressing.
HEY EVERYBODY, THIS DUDE'S GOT ASYMMETRICAL NIPPLES
I really need mental help with my depression (or something like that
idk) but I am not gonna get it and keep it as hidden as I can, because I
wanna do military service because it's the only field in which I have
intrest in.
i find it really difficult to care about world events and tragedies.
like whenever a shooting or terrorist attack happens im just like
"whatever" and continue with my day. same thing goes for stuff like
climate change. i dont care about nature or the earth. i dont care about
future generations, when someone say something like "dont you want a
better world for your own kids?!" i just roll my eyes. im not gonna
impede or anything, sure ill recycle when its convenient but i really
dont give a fuck.
a lot of my friends are the opposite, which is
funny. they all want to ~change the world~ or ~lead a revolution~ but i
dont really have it in me to tell them how little theyre going to
accomplish. they can barely even hold a job without having a panic
attack, so yeah. i doubt youre gonna change the world buddy, sorry.
the
end of the world would be more interesting, anyways. im almost kind of
hoping for it. not like a zombie apocalypse when i can be a ~badass
zombie killer~ but if earth was going to explode or something id be
calm. maybe im suicidal or something. idk. typing this out and reading
it back to myself im starting to realize im not a great person haha. oh
well. im not hurting anyone, im just an asshole in my mind i suppose
Your friends probably won't accomplish anything, you're right. But nobody with your mindset ever accomplished anything. At least your friends will end up supporting someone or some people who will go on to make things better. Apathy is just so boring.
Bout 5 minutes ago I stole weed from a 55 year old woman
oh honey i know you did not
i once jerked it to furry porn when i was 12-13 because it was an animated tf2 spray
im not a furry and never been one but this was before i figured out porn/i was too scared to go on porn sites
I've been staring at this for a few minutes but I'm still trying to work my way through the logic of "I jerked off to it because it was a TF2 spray"
I was beaten badly by four students in high school. For two weeks I
planned to murder them. One day I walked around the school trying to
find one of them. I was so angry I wasn't aware that I was walking and
found one and beated his face red. Imagine if I actually killed someone,
how different my life would've been today.
I've seen gore for 7 years, and that means I've seen over 2,500 people
die in at least 80 categories. I've even seen things that's illegal. I
never leave my apartment except for 20 minutes each week to buy food
because I'm scared for my life.
This is one of those times doing this thread where I have so many fucking questions and I deeply regret that, unless you reach out to me for some reason, I will never have my questions answered.
I am madly in love with a fictional character. It goes beyond the mere
carnal, though they are stunning. I genuinely find their personality,
every quirk, every positive and negative so incredibly attractive that I
sincerely find them to be perfect for me. I believe that what I feel is
the closest thing to true love I'll ever know.
I hold them with
such incredibly high regard, this character is as near and dear to me as
my family and friends who I love so much. I hate to admit it, because
appreciating a real person is so much more important than a fictional
character, but I cannot deny the sheer amount of joy and strength in my
life this character has brought to me. I cannot bring myself to love
them any less, as it's rejecting and denying the fact that they've
brought me so much happiness and endurance.
The character has
managed to motivate me to push forward in life, to try to progress,
improve myself, and try to see through both my least and most ambitious
goals. I do things that I believe the character would want me to do, or
would love to see me do. They motivate me to be somebody that can be
loved.
I've always believed in an afterlife, what it is is
anyone's guess. I just hope, probably in vain, that when my time comes,
they'll be there, and I'll be somebody they could love forever, just as
I'll love them forever. Never getting to be with them is my one true
fear.
It's genuinely a good thing that you're so motivated to improve yourself, regardless of why you feel that way. That's really admirable in itself. I just really hope that someday, when somebody arrives in your life who's willing to love you, you allow them to, and allow yourself to love them back.
I am madly in love with a fictional character.
Have you considered making a tulpa :^)
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