• Facepunch Anonymous Confessional: Revengeance
    390 replies, posted
please do not do this
aw hell no buddy you've gone too far
@fictional char person which character. please. and do you go on dates with them? how much of their merch if any have you bought? i actually find it really endearing that a fictional character has given you this drive (if true), most people usually wallow in a void when they become enamored with a 2D like some sort of narcissus. i so want to know more.when i was younger i used to be really enamored with jenny wakeman from MLAATR. still a good show.
I'm actually growing quite depressed as facepunch slows down. Its made me realise how much I depend on the website to decompress after a hard day or get me through an anxious night. I spent like three hours clicking through nothing last night before I realised there wasn't really any discussion going on. Then I had no idea what to do with myself, and went to bed early. SAD. ;-; I actually believe in Santa Claus but not in God. The fact that Santa can exist is a lot more logical than paranormal activities that can't be proven by theories except for misguided beliefs of mentall illness. This is the first confession I genuinely don't believe. I want to think that nobody actually thinks this way. I get more sad than I should when people rate me dumb. Me too. I can't help but take it a little personally. im gay, i dont like burly men, i love femmy twinks /femboys or whatever, i don't like women. thats not my confession . my confession is: ive noticed that a lot of femboy spaces attract a lot of mtf trans folk, thats ok no probs there, but if youre on hrt you probably shouldnt post pics of yourself and calling yourself a boy. dont care if youre girly and pass but still have a dick, if youre on hormones and you have tits youre not a boy. and also please stop harrasing everyone about taking hormones, just because someone is gender noncomforming doesnt mean theyre an egg I gotta disagree with you a little, if a boy wants to take feminizing HRT and grow titties while still identifying as male, more power to him if it makes him feel more at home in his body. Aside from that, trans women really do need to stop invading femboy spaces, it can make some femboys uncomfortable and can make trans women look bad too. And yeah, while egg culture can be very helpful, there are problems with it too. I had a great time hanging out with you at the beach! My confession is that I'm really sad how hard it is to actually have meaningful numbers at california facepunch meetups. We've tried a lot and the numbers are always small. You're all still fantastic people, though! Yay, I'm glad! I had fun at that meetup too, even if horribly embarrassed myself there several times. I stopped planning my revenge day on my bullies. I don't regret it. But i feel happiness from seeing people that i hate suffer. When I was a teenager I was very attracted to a cousin who was two years younger than me. I very rarely saw her but when I did I couldn't get over how beautiful she was. Even at the time I thought it was fucked up, but in my (very weak) defence she was a model, she was very conventionally attractive. I haven't seen her in nearing 10 years and I'm starting to forget what she actually looked like, but me and my immediate family have been estranged by that side of the family so I'm not looking to see her again. The fucked up part, beyond being attracted to my cousin, is that even now the types of women I find attractive are very similar to her. Petite, lithe women who wouldn't look out of place on a runway and could do with a couple of decent meals. Less fucked up but still slightly annoying is the other type of woman I'm most attracted are basically expies of my first girlfriend. Light goth types with pale skin and dark hair, though I can take or leave the makeup. Unlike my cousin I desperately want to see that girl again, though I have no way of contacting her and would feel like I'm wasting her time if I did have a way to contact her. I avoid any kind of romantic or sexual relationship because I want to be with her, but if I ever had the opportunity I wouldn't consider myself worthy of her attention. (And that's not a self pity/loathing thing, I have a very clear picture of where I am and where I'm going in life, even if my plans haven't completely panned out). In my life I have learned to let the past wash off me like water, mistakes can be learned from if they can't be fixed. There's always opportunity to move on and improve. I have embraced this in all things except love, where my past relationship and past gross attraction weigh on me like a boulder. Maybe you should stop avoiding sex and romance. Easier said than done, of course, but I think you might find your answers in someone else that you can love. It can be a long-term goal.
You did not embarrass yourself, I mean, er- I'm sure whoever submitted that anonymous confession would point out that everyone seemed to have fun nerding out about facepunch, viyda, and general technology stuff- and that if you were to compare it to a lot of other internet meetups, it was very normal.
I'm not an omnipresent force so idk if you blacked out and got a swastika tattooed on your forehead, and I know encouraging words ain't much help if at all butt: From what I've noticed, people seem to remember their own fuckups wayyyyyy more than anybody elses and ya thats about all I got that'll be $5
I dunno man, my friends from primary school keep bringing up this time I apparently shit the pool when I was like 5 that even I don't remember
That sounds pretty fucking alpha of you. They're probably just jealous they didn't think to upstage pool pissers first honestly
To the guy who said he was depressed but hiding it to join the military: you shouldn't. If you're genuinely depressed the military will not help. You will probably end up as one of the many, many people in the service who kill themselves. I'm really not trying to be an asshole but depression and the military are a bad combination. Depression is easy enough to develop in the military, going in with depression would be even worse. Source: Army National Guard for 5 years, currently in demobilization from my first deployment.
Forums is about to be deleted, and I hold vast amounts of dirt. Half of which is drama nobody cares about, some facts that would rewrite a bit of facepunch history, and private stuff on users. Been here forever. How do I move on? Lemme get a SIP👏OF👏THAT👏TEA i thought youd cum from rocking your hips back and forth so i tried to masturbate by air humping, when that didnt work i looked up masturbation on wikipedia and learned from there I kinda wish you could cum from just humping the air, that'd be sweet. Pretty convenient too. i genuinely believe that im unable to maintain close relationships (friend, romantic, etc.) for more than a few months because ill psych myself out with believing that im doing something wrong, that im being annoying or weird etc and fall into a depression hole where im so afraid of losing my friends i become someone people dont want to be around anymore, which fuels irrational behavior and results in me doing fucked up and sometimes creepy shit i pretend that this doesnt affect me in the long term but no matter how much i hype myself up and pretend that itll be different its happened almost every time ive gotten close to someone and it gets worse and worse because every time i flash back to what i did before and feel absolutely horrible i feel like trying to find friends or a girlfriend or something like that will just perpetuate this cycle so i sit around and do nothing all day. i complain about having nothing to do and not having any friends but i dont make any effort because im afraid of it happening again You need therapy or some other kind of help, honestly. Isolating yourself isn't the answer, there's no way you'll progress like that. You have to go out and make mistakes, and you'll find yourself growing along with those experiences. I think everyone who joined after 2011 is absolute cancer and should just leave k bye Me and Hezzy are pretty close, I'd consider him one of my best friends and a person I'd like to know for the rest of my life. He's always been super shy, very much into video games, his job and browses LMAO pics a lot, and I'm pretty sure I'm the only one he's truly opened up to, and no I'm not going to hire a lawyer, I love this guy. I always tell him to get a fleshlight, and I've shown him mine just for laughs, and he ends up making fun of me, all in good fun, because we're so open with each other I leave my fleshlight out on my computer desk. Well, this day was my girlfriends birthday so we went out for some fun, we had a great time and I left back home, I really wanted to fuck but she was on her period, so she didn't want any dick. Me being horny as fuck go into my room, grab my fleshlight and jump on my bed, I usually eat out my fleshlight and wash it in hot water for about five minutes before use, but again, I was horny as fuck and it felt pretty good. I opened the can, and it smelled pretty strange but I said fuck it, I started eating it out, as I was eating it out I tasted this really, really strange taste, to be honest, it tasted like sperm. (Since I eat my fleshlight out alot, I know what sperm tastes like, it's not that bad honestly, fuck you, it's my sperm anyways). I end up gagging, I knew this wasn't my sperm because one, I wash it every time after use, so here I was, eating out a fleshlight which Hezzy came inside, I had his sperm in my mouth, and I realized this and started to gag, I almost threw up, but I ended up swallowing it (I honestly don't know why I did, maby because I knew it wasn't that bad, and my bathroom sink was about ten to fifteen feet away) and I honestly am disgusted by him, I love him to death, but not swallow his cum from my fucking Alexis Texas 'Outlaw' fleshlight, like, is there any possible way to talk to him about this? Please don't fuck my fleshlight, and if you do fuck and cum in it, please clean it out so I don't have to get your sperm in my mouth. I don't think I've really realized how grossed out I am. By the way, this just happened about an hour ago, we haven't talked yet, I'm not sure what he's doing right now. Hezzy, if you're reading this, fuck you. @Hezzy we're gonna need your input on this one, bud. Before I came out as trans, I'll ashamedly admit I used to be apart of the whole "fuck trannies" group of people, despite having gender dysphoria for so much of my life. I guess it helped me to cope with not having the guts to transition at the time, being scared of what people would think, and probably a whole lot of internalized anger that I kept denying who I was. I don't know if I'll ever forgive myself for acting that way. But I'd just like to say sorry regardless for doing that shit. It wasn't funny, even if it helped me cope at the time, and I'm sorry for anyone that I ever hurt from doing it. It's okay. I was very transphobic in high school, and that's a pretty common experience for trans people, I've found. I haven't quite forgiven myself for that, but I hope you can.
Thanks for the new copypasta Hezzy's Friend.
Talk about a blueball on that first one
i vehemently deny all charges
Is the Alexis Texas 'Outlaw' fleshlight not your preferred type of fleshlight?
I assumed Hezzy would be more into Lil' Squirts, not fleshlights.
I'm fairly confident I got herpes from an ex that I thought I was going to spend my life with. I knew she had them, and I didn't mind. It's just herpes, you know? I thought we would stay together, and it's just some little bumps every now and then, if even. She ended up cheating on me and that was that, I'm fine about it ending. It sucks, but whatever. I got tested a few months after we had sex and I tested negative, but a few months beyond that I started having a few little red bumps. It's the most non-symptom I've ever experienced, I don't even know they're there unless I personally touch them with my hand. I'm not too upset, as it isn't affecting me personally at all.. But yet, I feel like my sex life is over. So many people have such a negative connotation towards herpes. Even though I know most people are misinformed and herpes really isn't a big deal I just feel terrible and I don't want to talk about my possibility of having it because I just feel like everyone will be disgusted with me. I feel like I threw my chance at having an SO or sex again in the future because I liked some girl that was definitely a bad influence on my life. How I wish I were in Sherbrooke now. God damn them all. Go talk with your doctor! There's nothing to be ashamed of, they deal with people who get GI Joes and bowling pins shoved up their asses. Handling it professionally with a straight face is part of the job. also, more than a day apart, but for a far more kinkier confession without having a name tied to it, i used to do erotic auto-asphyxiation. Like I never had a belt or anything of the sort i'd just have ways to hold my breathe until i climaxed. it was neat i guess but then i just started shoving stuff up by ass and that felt even better so fuck the first one tbh lol i should try the two out though uwu I never quite understood this one. It just gives me a headache and I get too anxious about passing out with my floppy dong in my hand. I get turned on by guys itching their balls. sometimes i throw rocks at paramedics ...How often do you get the opportunity to throw rocks at paramedics? I've never seen a single paramedic in my entire life. I have an incest fetish and it grows stronger each day. Could be a lot worse, you could be into lolis. you won this time with the fishing for sympathy, but i WILL destroy your commentary, whatever it takes voice your complaints in the thread itself or i will permanently brand your anonymous ass as a total pussy I think people that believe we can win against global warming are fucking delusional, ever since I saw Al Gore's documentary on climate change as a 13yo kid I've been trying my best to make people aware, cut my own consumption and so on. We are 13 years later and nothing has changed, if anything shit's worse. Thinking we can backpedal within the 10y we have to simply not irredeemably fuck it up forever is a fairy tale. We are all going to die. I'm in a similar boat. I saw some global warming documentaries as a little boy and they scared me so bad, and really shaped who I am. 12 years later, nothing has happened. I don't think we're all going to die but I think our lives are going to get a lot worse. I mostly just try not to think about it. I know that makes me part of the problem, but if I thought about it all the time, the stress would really hurt me.
you won this time with the fishing for sympathy, but i WILL destroy your commentary, whatever it takes Fuck off or show yourself you coward
The most depressing thing about climate change and cleaning up the environment is that people kinda treated it like a fad.
It's because the key is getting corporate interests forcibly involved in it. Literally the only way is to get the people most responsible for shitting up the planet invested in cleaning it up again. This is controversial, but i think we're past monetary punishment. They get to show marked improvement in reductions but also have 5 years to get actual clean-up programs running or they get incarceration and forced shutdown. yeah "it's radical" i guess. There's not much else to do. Traditional legislation and discourse around corporations and business always ends in them either being allowed too much leeway or them finding a loophole. Wonder how hard they'd get invested if their short-term lifestyle was also on the line. If even jail proves to not motivate them, i guess blood could flow. I don't really care. I think it'd be healthy for the consequences that are already affecting everyone else due to their actions also start affecting them. This includes dying needlessly. It's depressive, but true. The system doesn't need to go away. but it sure as shit needs to be put through a meat-grinder and re-structured.
I mean Facepunch generally is very left-leaning, it's not that surprising to see trans people gravitate towards this place. Or the other way around, I guess?
I think it also helps that there are no "personalities" or "influencers" involved here. at least as far as i see it, there hasn't been a lot of tone and opinion policing with a warped "black and white" spin. unlike, say, NeoGaf/ResetEra who both lost their collective heads, which left them with abusive people setting the tone on what is generally considered a liberal board. Facepunch is very peer-driven in that sense. if someone tries to shame you for being you, someone else will call them out and the judgement will usually be in the ratings and reflected by rationale (despite people on the back-foot complaining about circle-jerking when it happens). There's room for people to hang out and be real and not have to worry about self-censoring based on the weekly politics/social fad. You don't really have to expend mindspace on either extremes on the political spectrum, because they get shamed out and eventually banned as well for being trash people.
Trans FP poster seem a lot more active than most, in that case, even outside of the dedicated thread. I'm fairly certain there are less than 10,000 active posters left here and I've definitely seen more than 4 active trans posters.
what if its a loli incest fetish? ew
Can we talk about this? I feel like there should be more elaboration on how this goes down. Maybe along with some proof?
I mean this to sound as not dismissive as i can make it. But how old are you and the people involved? this all reads like teenagers not communicating about inter-personal issues, but rather resorting to whispering in the wings.
Let's break up these moderator unprofessionalism vibes with a confession or two, hmm? I walked (graduated) this past december but I didnt actually end up graduating; I was missing a freakin history credit and so I've just CLEP'ed it, but my friends and family all think Im already out. I also am avoiding confronting the obvious results of moving away for one of the several job offers I have; a long distance relationship with my girlfriend of several years, or end up breaking it off. It would be painful for me, but it would unmount and destroy her entire world. She has been working through depression and been fine for a long time now but she is super dependent and again, I dont know if I can do it to her. If I do end up caring less after moving away, I'd actually LIKE for her to try to find someone else and then her break it off, because she will spare herself the pain that way. I know its not the healthiest but I just want her to be happy, the whole time. That's really a super rough situation. I don't think I have very much valid advice to give so I really want peoples' input on this. Emotionally vulnerable and dependent people are difficult to deal with, especially when you love them. I hope you can figure out a solution that minimizes everybody's pain. I've been lurking for years and even though I don't post I think of you guys as friends. I feel lost on on big sites like Reddit and more at home on a forum like this. I guess I'm content with just reading with what people have to say. There's a lot of users like you out there, I think. There's also quite a lot of people who rate posts and never post themselves. I really appreciate those people, so I'm glad you've found a home here. I cheated someone out of $30 because I wanted GTA V during a Holiday Sale 3 years ago. I asked them to gift me it because they wanted to repay me for something and then I immediately ditched them. Track this person down and give them their money back or I'll punch you in the dick I am so goddamn lonely, for years now I just can't seem to make any friends, irl or online. I really don't know what to do, I don't know how to initiate any kind of discussion and when one starts I can't keep it up and end up blurting short meaningless answers. I feel like I am missing some standard piece in social skills that everyone else has and it seems to just spiral worse and worse the months/years go by. I feel so defeated. hit me up when you find the secret answer to that one Maybe I'm just getting tired, but I'm starting to get sick of people who need to make it abundantly clear that "I hate _______ and I don't care what others say!!" Like fine tell it to me that you don't like the thing. That's fine, but when you go and have to tell everyone about it when someone says the thing once it's dickish. Cool your dick dude no one's going to convert you to like the thing but please at least try to be considerate for people who do. Hating things is easier than liking them, but it's a lot more boring. i've recently started to come to terms with the fact that i experienced sexual abuse as a child and that it may have something to do with my severe anxiety regarding relationships and i don't really know what to think or do about it I don't mean to sound dismissive of peoples' issues when I tell multiple people "go see a professional," but I really do think that, if you haven't already, it could be a great first step to living more healthily and easing some of those anxieties.
This doesn't seem like some accusations we can simply gloss over.
How about let's quit derailing the thread, this isn't about forum drama, this is supposed to be about anonymous confessions.
Please stop derailing my thread, please and thank you.
Come on, just because you're the OP and you don't like him doesn't mean he shouldn't have a chance to defend himself
Sorry, you need to Log In to post a reply to this thread.