• Facepunch Anonymous Confessional: Revengeance
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i'll think about it
On the medication part from the lewd OW person. SSRIs tend to kill your sex drive. As soon as i started taking my sertraline, it can take upwards of an hour to finish the deed which really sucks.
Oh jeez oh man oh fuck the egg has a gun what do we do oh fuck (couple hours bb)
then why are you holding the gun dumb egg
(an unasuming politician looks at the image and snickers in the background)
Once I was jacking off and my cat jumped onto my lap and clawed the head of my penis It was the worst pain I've ever experienced in my life and now whenever I want to jack off I get paranoid about her doing it again now that she's got a taste for dick blood probably the only pussy you'll ever get I don't mind Gay, trans, etc people, but I realy hate/am annoyed when they rub it into my face, with constantly talking about it/do stuff related to it only or even just show the flags everywhere (that especialy goes for those kinds of gay people). Its just a sexsuality, not a statement, it feels insulting to regular people who are into people of the same gender as them. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 I wanted to confess some of the deeply demented fantasies that I jacked off to but I feel that they are way too fucked up to be shared even anonymously and would only serve to traumatize people and act as aggressive nightmare fuel. Plus even if you did not post it you would still have to read it and be fucked up from it. Post it if you want. I can deal with reading it, and if I decide it really is too much to post here, I just won't, and your secrets will remain yours. Currently I'm 18, i've been on Facepunch since I was 14 and i've basically always just... lurked around, even tho sometimes from time to time I post. Anyways... I've come here to confess a small story I have of mine. So, i'd say... 2 years ago or so, I met a girl on the internet that was... around 1000 km away (around 620 miles). When I met her, I played a lot of games with her and she seemed very nice to me. I decided to meet her on summer of 2017 and I have to say, I had a very amazing time with her and basically fell in love with her. I asked her out and, surprisingly she had said yes. By this time I felt like the happiest man in the world, I had never felt so amazing before for anyone nor for myself even... And, around December/January, she had a very important operation, and when it happened I couldn't go visit her because it was around the time i had important exams and other things. Now, thing is, she had started planning on doing a lot of stuff together for this summer, and seeing each other and stuff, like, going to her house for around a month or so, and going to different theme parks, or going out to different places and such, or also going on vacation to the same place together (once again, both of this were all her ideas). So... around 1 month ago or so, she called me and, well, told me she wanted to break up because seeing me leave every time I went to visit her was very hard for her, as well as some other reasons... That didn't affect me that much, as she said we could still be (best) friends, but suddenly out of nowhere she said she didn't want to see me at all on summer nor... in a year or even more. Since I've been questioning my whole relationship... What have I done, have I done something bad? Why did she suddenly change her mind from being so happy of seeing me to suddenly not wanting to see me at all? Since, I've started getting very... bad ideas of what might've happened, like, maybe she had started liking someone else or... well, I don't know... I had thought I had the met the love of my life and the person I would spend the rest of my life with... She is... well, wonderful, one of the best persons I've ever met before, and I really do love her... It really broke my heart and since I've basically been trying to get happy and... I think I've kind of moved on but, now for some reason my brain is starting to... Hate her...? It's kind of like... the 3 stages of, first depression, then anger and idk what comes next. I know this might not be a sin but... well, wanted to share this somewhere. It isn't your fault, it's not something wrong with you, and there likely isn't anything you could have done differently. Things just... happen, sometimes. For some reason one day I decided to try how condoms feel like (i'm a male), and since now I LOVE masturbating with them. They feel much better than if I just... use my hand, and they're much more clean, I can masturbate anywhere I want and in any position I want without having any cum stains or whatever, and I LOVE how it feels. Tho, because I'm very shy IRL and awkard, I've only bought two pack of condoms so far, plus 1 by my parents so I tried them out, and also because I had met one girl and they wanted me to be cautious. I just tried this and it didn't feel good at all. Shoutout to the overly optimistic AtomicSans that bought these condoms two years ago. I have been considering killing myself for the last few weeks. Presently I have a suicide note jotted down, looking into getting a helium tank, and the plan for the moment is to commit suicide at my favorite fishing spot. Say what you will, but I have tried just about everything. Therapy doesn't even start to help with some of the demons of my past, taking anti-depressants just makes me numb too everything, and I have effectively lost all of my friends in the recent years. Considering how many people react to my general existence IRL and on places like Facepunch, I feel that my death will probably be celebrated too be honest. I'm just some fucked in the head individual who cannot get things together, and honestly the world has way too many of my type already. Facepunch is a lot of things, but I sincerely doubt it's the kind of place that would celebrate a user's death, no matter how the community feels about them otherwise. Doctors found blood in my urine stop drinking sand
Honestly I don't see the point of being a smartass to these kind of comments. It's just going to make them more likely to not want to change their opinion (since I assume you're disagreeing), not really doing yourself any favors.
I'd be kidding myself if I thought myself capable of changing peoples' minds on these things. Also I just really like the design of the Pride flag
So you think you may as well just make it even harder to change their mind? All you're doing with these sort of smug and/or smartass responses for any topic is just: a.) making it harder for the person to change their views/become more open minded b.) give other people around you a bad impression on people who hold your stance (you especially) c.) proving their point in certain cases Like I said, you're not doing yourself or anyone who holds your stance any favors. I really don't see why it'd have any positive effects.
I know I can't please everybody with the commentary styles, which is why I mix it up a little. Early in the thread, people talked about disliking my habit of giving "real" responses and wished I was more sarcastic and snarky, like Hezzy used to when he did these. I do my best to choose when to speak in different voices, and I really want this to be fun for people, as well as fun for myself.
Really not the kind of posts you should be doing it to then (political stuff). Also it's pretty hard to tell especially considering when it's no secret how passionate you are about lgbt stuff going by prior posts I've seen from you.
I'm not exactly bias-free, for sure.
Honestly if you think you'll be biased when commentating a certain confession and can't leave said bias out, then you're probably better off not saying anything (assuming you mean that there was bias behind that post).
I guess I should have asked what people want out of one of these before making this thread because I still feel pretty unclear about how people would like me to handle things. At some point early on I just sort of resigned to handling things the way I want to handle them, but that could have been a mistake. I don't really know.
well thats one thing to add to my bucket list
your bucket list sounds really mundane
Just don't be biased and don't respond in a smart way and all that when it comes to more serious confessions and you'll be g
whats wrong with bias lmao chill
im a simple vanilla boi one of my confessions that has yet to appear involves something from my optional bucket list
How boring. He may as well write nothing in that case and post confessions. Nobody cares if hes biased this isnt some kind of impartial judging competition
On the matter of 'rubbing sexuality in people's faces', I've said before that I'm a critic of when sexuality = personality. However, I don't think people rub their sexuality in the faces of others as much as we'd like to think. Going around and constantly saying shit like "Mhm, I'm in the mood for sausages. You know how much I LOVE sausages" is annoying, yeah. Congratulations, you like penises. Please find something more interesting about yourself. But I don't know many people that do that. It might come up occasionally, but I think this idea of 'rubbing sexuality in people's faces' can typically be reduced to 'They make their homosexuality (e.g.) as apparent as I do my heterosexuality'. Britain doesn't have a culture of sexual openness, but if it did I would hope both sides of the coin would be viewed in the same light. Talking about heterosexual preferences should be seen the same way as talking about homosexual preferences, but the fact of the matter is that this is currently idealism. It's not rubbing sexuality in someone's face to talk about relatively banal details - maybe your type of person, for example. I've had straight people tell me their type of (wo)men numerous times, it doesn't have to have this Puritan spin. Persistently talking about how you want to get dicked against a specific wall in your kitchen at 3am is not the same thing as discussing relationships and trivial dating matters. Where there may be a problem on the OP's end, however, is if they can tolerate heterosexuals going in-depth about promiscuity, almost dedicating a podcast-worth amount of time to discussion on vaginas, only to then be repulsed if a homosexual were to engage in equally 'lewd' discussions.
Only time I've seen that happen was a friend of a friend saying shit like "I'd gobble his dick" about random guys in the streets. When I mentioned he'd still need consent he sat there confused and just said "I'm gay", like yeah no shit man I figured it out. It's similarly annoying to hear guys constantly talk about wanting to bang such or such chick, though. Other than that specific case though I've mostly seen gay persons keep to themselves. Heck, one of my close (bi) friends still pretends he's straight to most of his friends and switches genders around when he's referring to his boyfriend in public.
It's a curious thing, as I've seen it more recently than I ever did during high school / early (UK) college. Like I said, the UK isn't exactly great with being open about anything even remotely close to sex, but back when I used to go to university parties, it wasn't uncommon to hear gay males fatuously pining after straight boys. I remember a Halloween party I went to, where one guy kept talking to me about how one of the guys there had a nice arse, and then proceeded to hit on me despite him having a boyfriend. There was also a nice gentleman that proudly boasted to me about his deep-throating skills; he was so impressed with himself I wouldn't have been surprised if he had included it as one of his skills on his CV. Maybe behaviour like this is attributable to alcohol, or perhaps there's something about the lackadaisically loose manner of student parties that brings it out, but there are definitely groups of people that think there's something charming, maybe in what they perceive as a sultry style, about always mentioning sex, sexual prowess, and generally obscene openness. Of course, I'd have the same attitude if a straight female waltzed up to me and started clapping themselves on their back about their blowjob skills and told me in great detail about what they wanted to do to the people they were attracted to.
holy shit that's the guy
I like how youre more mad Atomic posted an emote than this guy hating that he has to see lgbt be proud of who they are lol It's an absolute double standard that someone wouldnt be bothered when straight people express their straightness but are when lgbt people do the same thing, Atomic's answer is perfectly appropriate and it's her thread, get over it.
I have absolutely no idea where you're getting I'm mad from, I'm just saying replying with smart ass responses which is what I assumed at the time isn't going to make them want to change their mind and more likely the opposite (which I imagine isn't what you really want?)
Out of 1 A guy admitting he hates seeing lgbt people express themselves 2 Atomic answering with an emote Your priority was to tone police Atomic and tell her how to post in her own thread. Nobody has to act according to what you feel is the the best way to deal with intolerance. Telling lgbt peeps "stop acting like that because you might anger bigots" is just a logical fallacy and shit priorities. You don't know what will change his mind, and policing how people act to brush intolerants feelings the right way is pointless. And on what authority can you decide what the confessional thread answers should be like, spicy answers are the best.
i'm 100% certain i and some friends know who this is, and that he placed clues so we would recognize him, and now i'm not entirely sure what to do. i don't want to pressure or expose you here. but if you're reading this buddy, we would never be happy to lose you. ever. you can talk to any or all of us in the usual place at any time.
Im not such a daredevil
Fuck em
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