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I always thought it was weird that the show immediately abandoned it's premise and turned into something every other week. That is when the show even aired!
Dan was boobies. (But she was still too busy having fun to be distracted by that.) So now I thought why the hell not! I took it upon myself to find out the secrets. And what happened is that I discovered that my boobs are NOT boobs. No, they are called bollocks, which are my bollock breasts. They are not, by the way, nipples. I'm not telling you how to think about this. We are not talking "the nipples of course." They are the center part of the breast. And to be clear, not all nipples are bollocks or nipples are boobs
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that grey is the scroll bar, it went off my screen. I couldn't find the rest.
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Of course! I keep forgetting to put my light-bulbs in the fridge at 200*F before changing them...
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And people tell me there are no more original ideas!
Let's feed it some of my own viking poetry and see what happens:
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Well, apart from breaking the structure a bit, changing into first person and apparently being written by a skaven (boat-boats) it is pretty good.
neat, song lyrics
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Red Skull being an Avenger who has a crush on the Punisher is pretty out there but believable
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One plus One equals One on a Bunbury. Or in this case, a whole country of nine states and Washington D.C., or eight states and the capital," said Jeter as he walked out with a stack of maps and a map of all seven U.S. states. "I'm a man of my word, it's what I promised, no questions asked. One to One."
As soon as the group headed to a park behind the university and onto a sidewalk where signs said "One State Free," Trump supporter Chris Sommers shouted that they were "hucking off," before someone kicked him and he kicked back. Trump supporter David Zablocki said his fellow supporters would be treated "kindly and respected," but called the incident a "coup d'état."
A woman on Trump's team called the group's antics "unprofessional."
"I was at a rally. They were protesting, the guy who was protesting started screaming and throwing garbage cans and something else," she said.
The group headed into a group of parking lots outside a small school to talk about their rights and
This rings shockingly true.
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I had to hit stop because I was afraid where this was going
Monsoon quotes (A.K.A what the):
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trying to make it spout racist nonsense, instead I get a list of TF2 items
Whoops, I broke it.
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I always thought that I was alone in the world, but 」(Mio)
"I am the only exception!" (Tomoe)
"Oh, you are the only exception." (Mio))
"I'm glad that you said so." (Tomoe)
"I am not alone." (Mio)
"If that weren't the case… what kind of person are you, who thinks that you can even talk with someone who is not even dead!?" (Tomoe)
Mio, who was shocked, had a look that made Tomoe tremble a little.
(I think we already talked about this issue that I have to go to school. For now, we are both listening to your arguments right!? You must have been in an interesting mood this morning, aren't you?! But the other day…)
"Yes, I was. I am in a different mood after all. What is troubling me is the fact that I just realized that Tomoe is not my mother and… but if Tomoe had asked me earlier, I would have told her so
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