Forum Discussion VIII: Five Stages of Grief Edition - General

Garry shut the forums down and then the ghosts of the moderators started causing drama. Shit's haunted dude.

Saying it has craigslist functionality was being generous.

Can we all agree the biggest issue to facepunch was Garry himself

It'd be extremely helpful if one of the mods would make a sticky or something. Requests for information are being met with too many shitposts and people seem to be nuking their accounts left and right which is only making things more chaotic. Ie: My notification for this post of yours took me to the previous page because apparently someone here nuked their account.

The biggest issue was removing my beloved fast threads god damn you garry

I'd like to throw out before we go that you along with Dav0r are one of my favorite oldguard mods <3

That and the videos section debacle that was a complete shit show and I'm not sure why it happened in the first place.

This pace gave me many good years, don't know who i would be today without it. Thanks for all the laughs, facepunch.

you can't FOOL ME ARC jk ily

Okay, I've just come back to the forum to apologise after speaking to Garry and postal extensively about these issues from earlier on. They've unbanned me and I will be re-modded shortly. Inacio has agreed, with some reservations, that I will now be managing to mod team on Knockout from tomorrow morning. He said, and I quote "your humble attitude in defending yourself from these aggressive attacks was noted and it's exactly the kind of thing we're looking for in a community manager." Now, this may seem surprising, but my extensive friend network of Facepunchers built up over the years of sending unsolicited sexual material has made me an invaluable and consistent force in the community. @AtomicSans I am sorry I said that you're the worst poster. I actually meant it as a compliment. You see, I always felt like I wasn't capable of doing as good a job as you and sought to change that today. No hard feelings. In terms of my fetish posting, I will stop that, but in my defence, I was ridiculously horny, and my misshapen penis can sometimes make it difficult to browse the internet whilst hard and I am thus forced to request sexual information using text-to-speech through Steam. In the future, I will be sure to ask for permission first. Thanks for understanding, FP.

Same reason why the forums are going to be dead in less than 24 hours.

u gotta be shitting me

Wut

Still have fond memories of raising giant spiders on my front porch, then taking pics and sharing them on facepunch, nearly 10 years ago. Would link the thread as well if it wasn't for a certain surprise database wipe that happened without warning.. O WELL! Still was damn fun horrifying everyone with those vids.

Fuck no.

glad to see you're back @Clovis

think i've technically seen your ass more times than mine

you realise this is not the real clovis

It's a race to the bottom now people.

fuck, I should've tough of that.

ily2 fp helped me grow tbh

Nice try Dan

why you spreading lies?

reag being EPIC loler

It's i was boobies.

So long and thanks for all the fish. Even if Garry changes his mind and doesn't pull the plug tomorrow as promised this forum has been on a downwards spiral even before the change to newpunch (but it certainly did doom it) so thank you all for the good, the bad and the mod team. Fuck you Garry you psychopatic megalomaniacal manchild. Peace.

Clovis on Clovis off Clovis... on

clovis has a chimpanzees dick confirmed

Should still convert them to communism or am I thinking of another thing

i survived 11 years of LMAOpics for this???