• The Post-Your-Very-Possibly-Last-Post Thread V.1
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I never got that dragon dildo I won on here.
Remember MUS? Ill miss MUS, Fast threads, all the epic memes. Bye tudd fudders, bye woks, bye austin powers and sonic the hedgehog coffins, goodbye israeli flag. This place was a wonderful little haven
glhf
Last post here, forgot my real account password. I'm a real grown up now and not a poopy jopp. Bless u all
You guys rock. Been a pleasure talking to you for 14 years. I can't say I've met any friends here but our yearly eurovision shitposting was a blast and SH and Video sections was basically #1 content source for quite a while for me. Here's to 14 more years of shitposting, now on Knockout! Garry can go fuck himself, egocentric cunt who got into the right place at the right time and never cared about anyone but himself.
I met some really cool people on facepunch tack och hej
Well fuck
Never knew the forum was in crisis mode. Spent a good amount of hours here procrastinating. Maybe now I'll be more productive, right? Damn, goodbye lads..
It's been fun. I love you all.
I don't want you guys to go anywhere else. Please make Knockout truly the next iteration of facepunch. I don't want to see you go.
Heck yeah only 142 coins left for 90x90 https://i.imgur.com/OieeIRV.png
oh man, that's sad but have you, like, considering giving ME more coins instead? https://i.imgur.com/nghFG2B.png
When the site told me I was about to get banned, I didn't expect it'd take itself down with me. You've all been great, and with all that said, see you space cowboy.
So long and thanks for all the fish, it's been a hell of a ride these past 14 and a half years!
Honestly, as the years went on, I've gradually drifted away from Facepunch and this place is nothing more than a memory for I. Its been nearly 13-14 years since I joined back in December of 2005 (or perhaps it was 2006). But I know its shutting down, and I figure its proper that I pay some respects to a forum and community that I used to check daily. Which for awhile, was an important part of my life and growth as I went through a difficult transition into adulthood. I don't remember a lot of things here, most of it is just vague memories, I know I've had friendships, fights, good and bad here. Believe it or not, Facepunch is where I met my partner, and we're still together, 7-8 years later. Despite how ugly things have gotten here, I know deep down there was always something beautiful and special. I'm sorry to see all of you hurt, and I'm sorry to see this place close down in such a sloppy matter. The last few years seemed to go pretty bad, but all of you deserved better than this. But, I suppose that is just how things go sometimes. Often we love and care about things more than the creators do, or so it seems. Anyway, I don't think I'll be joining up on Knockout, but I wish it, and all of you the best. See You, Space Cowboys.
Well, this is it, isn't it? The run is almost up. Whilst I may not have been here for as long as some of you, I've spent the past Six years of my life here. It's sad knowing that this slice of internet which I called home for six years is about to disapear, but I don't regret a single moment of it. As it has been a privilege to be a part of this amazing community. I joined the forums for the TF2 Emporium threads, and ended up staying for for everything else. It's been a pleasure getting to talk and know people on here. And as long as the memories and the good times that these forums have given us live on, then Facepunch Forums and the community it has created will never die. I'll be seeing you guys on Knockout. Goodbye and good luck to wherever we may go, you're all diamonds.
Shouldn't we just share discords tags at this point?
shoutout to all the OG garrys mod screenshot and comics people. 13 years ago I knew I was in a great place cuz of all those guys
FP has been part of my daily routine for over a decade. I kinda wish that I posted more regularly, maybe knockout will be another chance... let's see There's just something about this community, this old school forum layout, the banhappy mods, the culture that I couldn't find elsewhere. Godspeed all you wonderful people, and thanks for all making this what it was.
It's been a journey unlike most others. Adios.
Thanks for the good times.
Love you all. Thanks for all the fish. Goodbye
I regret nothing.
14 years of my life and the only internet community I really cared about and visited daily. I mostly lurked but it always felt like my home on the internet. Thank you all for the good memories, I really appreciate it.
Oh, my, God Becky, look at her butt It is so big, she looks like One of those rap guys' girlfriends. But, ya know, who understands those rap guys? They only talk to her, because, She looks like a total prostitute, 'kay? I mean, her butt, is just so big I can't believe it's just so round, it's like out there I mean gross, look She's just so, black I like big butts and I cannot lie. You other brothers can't deny That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist And a round thing in your face You get sprung, want to pull up tough 'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed Deep in the jeans she's wearing I'm hooked and I can't stop staring Oh baby, I want to get wit'cha And take your picture My homeboys tried to warn me But with that butt you got makes (me so horny) Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin You say you want to get in my Benz? Well, use me, use me 'Cause you ain't that average groupie I've seen her dancin' To hell with romancin' She's sweat, wet, Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette I'm tired of magazines Sayin' flat butts are the thing Take the average black man and ask him that She gotta pack much back So, fellas (yeah) Fellas (yeah) Has your girlfriend got the butt? (hell yeah) Tell 'em to shake it (shake it) shake it (shake it) Shake that healthy butt Baby got back (L.A. fits with the Oakland booty) I like 'em round, and big And when I'm throwin' a gig I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal Now here's my scandal I want to get you home And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh I ain't talkin' bout Playboy 'Cause silicone parts are made for toys I want 'em real thick and juicy So find that juicy double Mix-a-Lot's in trouble Beggin' for a piece of that bubble So I'm lookin' at rock videos Knock-kneed bimbos walkin' like hoes You can have them bimbos I'll keep my women like Flo Jo A word to the thick soul sistas, I want to get with ya I won't cuss or hit ya But I gotta be straight when I say I want to fuck Til the break of dawn Baby got it goin' on A lot of simps won't like this song 'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it And I'd rather stay and play 'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong And I'm down to get the friction on So, ladies (Yeah) Ladies (Yeah) If you want to role in my Mercedes (Yeah) Then turn around, stick it out Even white boys got to shout Baby got back Baby got back Yeah, baby, when it comes to females Cosmo ain't got nothin' To do with my selection Thirty six-twenty- four-thirty six Ha ha, only if she's 5'3 So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda My anaconda don't want none Unless you've got buns, hon You can do side bends or sit-ups But please don't lose that butt Some brothers want to play that hard role And tell you that the butt ain't gol' So they toss it and leave it And I pull up quick to retrieve it So Cosmo says you're fat Well I ain't down with that 'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin' And I'm thinkin' bout stickin' To the beanpole dames in the magazines You ain't it, Miss Thing Give me a sista, I can't resist her Red beans and rice didn't miss her Some knucklehead tried to dis 'Cause his girls are on my list He had game but he chose to hit 'em And I pull up quick to get wit 'em So ladies, if the butt is round, And you want a triple X throw down, Dial 1-900-MIXALOT And kick them nasty thoughts Baby got back Baby got back (Little in the middle but she got much back) (Little in the middle but she got much back) (Little in the middle but she got much back) (Little in the middle but she got much back)
oh god oh fuck
I've been in multiple internet communities that have died over the years, but the death of Facepunch (excluding the KO transition) is possibly the saddest to me. I've not been here as long as some people (over 12 years wtf some of y'all) but I still hope this community continues to thrive. Be it on Knockout, be it on any other platform that we come to in the future, or be it only in our hearts, don't ever forget Facepunch and all its what-the-fuckery. Hope to see you all on KO, but if I don't, I hope you're doing well and I hope life treats you marvellously for the foreseeable future. <3
I've met so many good boys here (and some really bad ones), so it really is a shame to see all of this just die now. I'm always gonna remember Facepunch fondly, especially a lot of the old threads that I used to frequently post in like the TF2 Major Update Speculation thread or TF2 General Chat... and also remember some threads not so fondly... liketheponythreadcoughcough. I doubt I will post much in Knockout, but who knows. Atleast there are some other communities that I am part of now, some of them even having people from the old times there, so there's that. Who knows where things will go without Facepunch, but I am not gonna cry too much about it... maybe. Goodbye to the cool peeps and good luck as well.
Damn, I never thought I'd see the day. I knew it was coming, but, hell. I'm gonna miss FP, 14 years of my damn life (I was 11 when I joined this damn place!) I've been visiting this forum almost daily. This place helped me develop as a person, for better or for worse, and I've met so many fantastic people through it who've helped me through a lot in life. Thank you all, for everything, good and bad. He was a good forum, let's drink to him once more.
Well fuck, I guess this is really it huh? I've had a lot of great memories here, even though I just spent most of my time in the TF2 section (When it existed). It's been a hell of a ride. See y'all around. Hope life treats you all well.
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