• post your ban history here for the lols
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I once got banned for pirating Gmod, fun fact: that was on my first day in the forum.
My most recent ban was 3 years ago, when I mentioned in the 2016 FP Census that it had been (at the time) 5 years since my last ban (I don't remember what that ban was for.). Then @postal decicded to come along and ruin that streak.
idr off the top of my head but I do know my only perma was from garry.
First ban around 2007 when I joined by mikfoz for posting a MGS4 video outside the MGS megathread. I got a ban by garry for 'trolling' by posting a fat emo kid picture when I suggested a nihilistic user sounds like an emo. I was banned in a preview post by instaban because of a prank I fell for when it was said that if you preview a post with an instaban word, the post will get previewed with a picture of a dog barfing. So I did that and got banned 7 days for previewing nigger. I got a perma due to a compromised script taking over me and a lot of other users' accounts ala threads titled 'i am a dumb nigger'. Got unbanned after Craptasket & Rusty investigated what happened. Haven't really had a real ban after that. Some joke bans from Taliyah. And my first ban here on Newpunch being from Inacio for being off-topic in forum discussions thread.
One time I got banned for posting in the OIFY. Postal called it, "Freshman Friday."
Too many to recall I am a bit of a dickhead
Swapped out some files on my dropbox to get a dude perma'd in LMAO pics for trying to steal my OC. I was able to watch the old internet detective thread in GMF suss me out in real time, but I think VNL appreciated the humor because "swapping an image hosted on your dropbox to a black guy with a pole through his head and the word 'nigger' is not okay" left me with only a meager week ban. Good times.
same i got banned like 8 times in tf2 threads back in the day. what the fuck was i talking about to get banned so much???
i dunno rules were pretty vague and changed a lot, also mods would sometimes take it upon themselves to ban for "__x__" reason even if it wasn't in the rules but that's facepunch for ya!
I have never been banned outside of joke bans. I'm clean fam
Happy to sail off into the sunset without a single ban to my name.
I've only been banned once; my first ever post back when I joined and posted a meme image. I don't remember what it was in response too, but I still remember the meme. Still, it managed to get a lot of funnies so it was well worth it.
i got my first ban in lmao pics for replying to some weird nsfw shit instead of reporting it. i think i had at least two more but i can't really remember the reasons
I never got banned, I lurked from the start because I saw something about that being a good idea, and I took it a little too close to heart so I rarely posted, let alone anything banworthy.
First, saying "page king", second, accidentally posting satire as real news, third, for posting an article in sh that @postal thought belonged in pd, fourth, for getting angry at feeble oaf for rating a climate change article winner. Maybe one more I can't remember.
I've got at least 100 regular bans and probably a dozen or more permas under my belt. now with most of my accounts merged into one i wish I could see my ban history
The only ban I remember was from, like, 2008 or 2009 or something stupid like that. I was banned for posting an image macro of a bird with arms, with the text "IT BEGINS" written on it, in a thread about wild birds picking up swearing after hunters in the area. The ban was entirely justified, because image macros were explicitly banned (and banned for harshly) at the time, but at the same time I felt the ban was completely worth it. Ten years later, that ban was still completely worth it. There were a handful of bans for flaming or just general "take a day to relax" bans in my early posting history, but I more or less mellowed out a lot in the last decade. I got banned not too long ago here on Newpunch, but I honestly don't remember what for. That bird-with-arms ban was really the only notable ban I've had.
Look at this dweeb
i never got banned because i mostly lurked because i remember when facepunch's rules were far more strongly enforced and i was too chickenshit to comment on things
I never saw getting banned as a problem. big whoop, can't post for a day or 30, who cares. even permabans were never really permanent as evidenced by the fact that I'm posting right now
I got banned a couple times around the time I first signed up on the forums. I believe my last ban was at least 7 years ago, if I had to guess. The harshest ban I got was 12 hours for making a thread complaining about my parents. All my other bans were like 1 hour bans for responding to trolls.
My first ban was for telling somebody to "look in their mom's vagina REALLY HARD to find a Garry's Mod bugfix" in 2005. I got permabanned in 2005 for saying 'wtf' also. I got banned for saying 'I sniggered' and then unbanned, then permabanned for saying it again because I found it funny. Last ban I remember was my PD parody thread: https://forum.facepunch.com/f/pd/btqui/Facepunch-Centrist-Chat-enlightened-boogaloo/1/
Oh man, where do I start I had my first account in like early 2008, I got banned for shitposting extremely fast. I avoided that ban by making a new account which got me permabanned for ban evasion. Then I avoided that ban and started trolling like crazy, which obviously didn't work because IP logging. I avoided THAT permaban and kept doing that for like a year or some shit, stacking up a bunch of perma'd alt accounts which for a bit got me noteriety for being an obnoxious little shit-weasel. Then I started doing really garbage Gmod videos and posted those here, and my garbage attempts at making my own browser in visual basic, I trolled people continuously and avoided ban after ban for like 3 years until finally I landed on this account in late 2011 and I was like "yknow what I should just post normally and be mature for once" and that did work for a while, like a year or something, until I was found out and got perma'd (since I was ban on sight). At this point I pleaded my case in the Refugee Campand @dai was kind enough to let me be pardoned. I've been keeping myself proper since. Only got banned a few times for minor infractions over the years, mostly for emotional outrage in various political topics.
I got my first ban yesterday for telling a rust kiddie to stop playing rust when he posted a question about the game out of the rust subforum
I've never been banned, but I think that's more of a testament to my immense unwillingness to say anything that could be controversial. Most of the time.
Two bans Banned for not speaking english. Like just a small post with 1 sentence. Banned for calling out a user with a fresh user join date (like 2 months) posting very much what seemed to be purposely contrary opinions in an almost trolling fashion. The ban reason was join date elitism.
OH YEAH maxofstd banned me like 4 times
I was the last one to be permabanned for that cat then unbanned when it became unbannable
Posting under the influence. "Favorites" includes wanting to fuck Trump in the ass and a long speculation about Ms Pauling's role in the future TF2 canon that came out as ten lines of random letters and symbols. Still remembered what I wanted to write, though
Bugging Hezzy about warez over MSN, he perma'd me from the forum because of it, that was when GMod 10 came out and I couldn't buy it straight away.
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