My bird got a midnight snack. Could hear him eating
bepis
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BENIS IN BUM? Y/N
whos benis and whos bum
Going to work is so depressing now, like "Oh boy, time to go to the studio where everyone else has been hired for a new job except me!"
Might have a job lined up soonish so hopefully I won't go homeless for 2018
I knocked over a can of ginger ale and soaked myself and the sofa. Looked down and I had thrown my phone to safety in the middle of the room. Instinctive reaction .
shitposting is an art, shit posting is just shit posting
Where is image hosting
Why has no-one made a pictures of you thread
Huh, so this is Newpunch. Neat.
Why is eating such a tedious process
make smoothies then you delegate the boringess away from chewing to chopping stuff up, mix things up. Then you can buy a load of fancy kitchen impliments, thiss has 2 major upsides:
1) trick yourself into thinking fancy gadgets will actually make it easier because the person in the advert was smiling while using it
2) you help stimulate the economy
with only 2 major downsides:
1) arguably bad for your psyche since when you surround youself with mass produced, consumerist garbage, pumped out by a rationalising society, you yourself lose identity and control. You belong to your belongings.
2) pollution/slave labour in chinese factories/doesn't actually help you/cligs up shelf space which could have been used for other gimmicky gadgets which may have given you greater utility
smoothies are nice though and it has the added bonus of if you ever meet another smoothie enthusaist as a house party/dinner party/boat party/garden party you can discuss smoothie recipes
can u make advocados smoothies
glad you asked!
yes
So I get an avacado, a banana, a kiwi (or 2 if you're feeling cheeky), a couple of handfuls of spinache leaves mix it all up, then add yogur, couple of spoons and then cinnamon and honey for flavour. C'est le bon
hey that actually sound p good
Ill try that sometime, thanks.
managed to transfer a pokemon my friend caught for me 11 years ago to the most recent game
she smiled so hard when i told her. i'm glad i could make her happy like that. she needs it right now
Totally forgot that I can't read deleted posts any more and got a 404 error.
woops i forgot this existed somehow
hi friend
Yesterday I dreamed I was home but alas I am still abroad... 3 more days though so that dream is actually become reality real soon.
Fuck, I'm bored.
truly the end times
I fixed it for now, it's ok
We've unofficially started our January sale but have no more Charbonnel et Walker truffles or Make Your Own Gin kits left so good luck last minute shoppers, hope your loved one wants a reduced saucepan set.
BENIS IN BUM? Y/N
Are you sure? I'm feeling a bit chilly
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