Official Facepunch PM Thread - General

Since there isn't a PM system implemented yet, use this thread to send your secret messages to other users. Make sure to respect others' privacy and don't read their PMs! @Kiwi transfer over modship until you release kiwi_base

@code_gs no thanks

@Mr.E cc: @mik hey babe you got a great smile whatchu up to

@Xanadu why the blue stripe

@code_gs @northshore @Liam @cfgv @Noob© @Xanadu @MeepDarknessM @RedDagger @BreakTheWind @Galaxy FOURTEEN YEAR OLD GIRL NAMED RUTH WAS SITTING AT HOME EATING TACOS WHILE BABYSITTING HER BROTHER WHILE HER PARENTS WERE OUT GETTING DRUNK.ITS 9:00 SO SHE PUTS HER BROTHER TO BED AND HE FALLS ASLEEP IMMEDIATELY.SHE WATCHES TV AND AT 1:27am THE PHONE RINGS.SHE PICKS IT UP AND A VOICE THAT SOUNDS ERIE.HE SAYS SOMETHING IN A FOREIGN LANGUAGE THAT SHE CANNOT UNDERSTAND SO SHE JUST HANGS UP.AND LATER ON AT ABOUT 3:13 THE PHONE RINGS AGAIN.THE SAME VOICE COMES ON THE PHONE HE SAYS CHECK YOUR BROTHERS ROOM!! AND SHE SAYS WHO ARE YOU AND WHATS YOU PROBLEM??THEN SHE HANGS UP.SHE GETS SCARED AND GOES AND CHECKS HIS ROOM JUST IN CASE.SHE OPENS THE DOOR AND SHE SEES HER BROTHER HANGING FROM THE CLOSET DEAD!!!SHE CALLS THE POLICE AND THEY COME RIGHT OVER.THEY DO THE WHOLE INSPECTION THING AND SHE GOES TO COURT AND THE JUDGE FINDS HER GUILTY OF FIRST DEGREE MURDER OF HER BROTHER PELSWICK OSWALD THE THIRD.SHE WAS SENTENCED TO LIFE IN PRISON.THIS IS NO JOKE ITS A TRUE STORY OF A DEAR FAMILY IN FORK CITY, UTAH.SHE HAUNTS THOSE WHO DO NOT RE-TELL HER SYORY AS SHE THINKS THAT ITS THEM WHO MURDERED HER DEAR BROTHER.IF YOU DO NOT SEND THIS TO 10 PEOPLE IN THE NEXT 313 MINUTES SHE WILL APPEAR AT YOUR BEDSIDE AT 3:13 AND TORCHER AND HANG YOU JUST AS IT WAS DONE TO HER BROTHER.I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS REAL AND THERE ARE CONSEQUENCES FOR DISBELIEF IN THE DEATH OF PELSWICK OSWALD THE THIRD.REPOST THIS AS "WHAT A NASTY GIRL".START SENDING NOW BEFORE ITS TOO LATE

@Parallel_LCD Set reminder to bury the body and cash in Lake Tahoe

@Prollgurke Ich glaube die Spinnen, ich wette die lesen unsere Nachrichten mit!!!

@Fridolin die scheise ist unscharf wie soll ich das lesen

new phone who dis

@diwako The password is bigtitties6969

@Prollgurke in dem du mit der Maus darüber gehst?!

fourteen year old girl named ruth

@code_gs @normanlamont Number 15:Burger King Foot Lettuce The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus.But as it turns out,that might be what you get.A 4channer uploaded a photo to the site anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce with the statement "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King".Admittedly he had shoes on but,that's even worse.The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16 and a mere 20 minutes later,the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee...at least,I hope he is rogue.How did it happen?Well the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo,which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights,Ohio.This was at 11:47 PM 3 minutes later,at 11:50,the Burger King branch adress was posted,with wishes of happy unemployment.5 minutes later,the news station was contacted by another 4channer.And 3 minutes later,at 11:58,a link was posted,BK's "Tell us about us" online forum.The foot photo,otherwise known as Exhibit A was attached.Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in question the next day.When questioned,the breakfast shift manager said "Oh,I know who that is.He is getting fired."Mystery solved by 4chan.Now we can go back to eating our fast food in peace

@Inacio how's the blue life

@everyone

@RocketRacer bratan kak dela

@Inacio Funion é amor, Funion é vida

@code_gs can I have a diamond bro please, I need to feed my family

@NUUUPARU vse zayebis' moi drug да ну блять щас подумают что я про наркоту тебе чет сказал.

@Plaster ure gay

@crash https://files.facepunch.com/forum/upload/483/e4d49dfd-77fb-47db-b28c-f36d2d4e72cd/image.png

lerl

@Teddybeer Het was verdomd koud vandaag, groetjes de buurman

@ThighHighSuccubi holy shit that avatar

@ExTek You forgot to rate code_gs coin

@B-Bud now i feel like a genuine dick sucker. rated now tho

@Milktree Post your dog more please.

@Windy nice fucking background brother

@Weltraumsurfer where did you find that background and avatar? I really like the style and want to find more art like that.

It's from Wolfenstein: The New Order, they're propaganda posters for the moon soldiers https://i.pinimg.com/originals/7d/fe/5d/7dfe5ddef254dd04eaf444011865732c.jpg https://i.pinimg.com/originals/3d/5e/21/3d5e2109702a23d3fc68e50c127bdf84.jpg