Cheesy Pickup Lines

[FalseAdverse]

'Sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.'

'I'm Burger King and you are McDonald's, I'll have it my way and you will be lovin' it'

[editline]18th March 2013[/editline]

'You must be a parking ticket cause you got fine written all over you.'

[MIPS]

Hi.
My name is Trevor. I work in shipping........and handling.

[Ast_risk]

[QUOTE=Starce;39944978]
You: There's 21 letters in the alphabet right?

Girl: [I]No, 26[/I]

You: Oh, I guess I forgot [B]U, R, A, Q, T[/B] :quagmire:[/QUOTE]

I legitimately used this on a girl, and she liked it.

[muffle]

snip

[ScottyWired]

Did you just come out of OIFY? Because babe, I think you're gold!

[Samiam]

Hello, I'm a burglar

And I'm going to smash your back door in.

[Liem]

[QUOTE=Ast_risk;39952899]I legitimately used this on a girl, and she liked it.[/QUOTE]
Wife material

[Kirbyfactor]

'I'm the STD in stud, now all I need is U'

[NeoSeeker]

"hey"

[WhiteHusky]

"I think we should go somewhere more private..."
"Where?"
"Well...I have a suburban with a mattress in the back~..."

This was used in a sentence before on my favorite chat networks.

[roman117]

Im an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

[NeoSeeker]

[QUOTE=Starce;39944978]
You: There's 21 letters in the alphabet right?

Girl: [I]No, 25[/I]

You: [B]Slaps girl[/B] stupid bitch
[/QUOTE]

[editline]18th March 2013[/editline]

someone needs to make a cheesy pickup lines gone wrong thread instead of this trite

[chinatown]

Do you work in the military?

[sp]Because your dad is a bomb[/sp]

wait no

[DatWut?]

Your clothes would look good next to my bed.

[starce]

nice legs, what time do they.. [B]open?[/B]

[img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-sc4AwQVfTk4/Tb269mmEncI/AAAAAAAAAIY/2LhATKHiCHg/s1600/AustinPowers_original-757410.jpg[/img]

[MazerRackham]

I find the most erotic part of a woman to be the boobies....

[img]http://static02.mediaite.com/geekosystem/power-grid/images/profiles/420/zapp-brannigan_x270.jpg[/img]

[SHIFTYgeorge]

Are your parents terrorists?

'cus you're the bomb!

[SilverDragon619]

Do you like the Metal Gear series?

[sp]Because you're making me Solid.[/sp]

[Kartoffel]

"I wanna be AP1 to your AV10"

Now to find a female 40k player to use this on :v:

[MenteR]

you're so pretty my cock turned into a flower

[da_maul]

you need an external drive? cause i'm the right guy to give you the (D:)

[Thurnis]

Is that a cellphone in your back pocket? Because that [I]ass[/I] is calling me!

[MazerRackham]

If I could rearrange the alphabet, there'd be a D between your T's.

[Splash Attack]

Why don't you come back to my place so you can study the exponential growth of my natural log?

[Run&Gun12]

I named my dick Clear and Present Danger now please fuck me.

[Richard Longflop]

I call my dick pizza.

It's ten inches, covered in cheese and the occasional mushroom.

Wanna bite?

[Citizen Insane]

My name is George.. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=cKUvKE3bQlY#t=168s[/url]

[OficerHonkHonk]

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my dick in your mouth.
Hey, do you wanna play the rape game? No? That's the spirit!
Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in my fucking van

[[Green]]

Hey babe, are you a disk drive? Cause my floppy needs a slot.

[muffinmastah]

I would like to assess the compatibility of your software with my hardware