'Feel my sweater, wanna know what it's made of? Boyfriend material'
My friend actually tried this and thought it would work. . .
[video=youtube;riTmalXedUA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riTmalXedUA[/video]
Are those space pants?
Cause your ass is out of this world!
Don't take me seriously... Seriously, take me!
"Wanna blow [i]my[/i] rape whistle?" :v:
I know where you can get a cheap abortion.
Don't fight. It only makes me harder.
Do you like triangles? Cuz yer an acute.
Well I used to work in a chicken processing plant run by Steggles, and a friend thought of this one:
"Hey babe I work at Steggles, I know where all the tender spots are" haha
[editline]20th March 2013[/editline]
It actually worked one time I used it, got her phone number out of it...
i would bang you harder than a jehovah witness at a door
"Hey girl, let me sex at you."
[QUOTE=lolz3;39974339]My friend actually tried this and thought it would work. . .
[video=youtube;riTmalXedUA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riTmalXedUA[/video][/QUOTE]
You just can't top that..
call me Nemo because I'm never afraid to touch the butt
[QUOTE=SilverDragon619;39963357]Do you like the Metal Gear series?
[sp]Because you're making me Solid.[/sp][/QUOTE]
Surely it should be: [sp]Because you're giving me a Solid Snake.[/sp]
Is your dad a dealer?
[sp]'Cause you're dope to me.[/sp]
Wanna come over to my place and have some drinks?
Do you like fudge? Because I sure like packing it.
[QUOTE=MazerRackham;39976571]Surely it should be: [sp]Because you're giving me a Solid Snake.[/sp][/QUOTE]
More like
Did you kill The Boss or something?
[sp]'cause you turn my Naked Snake into a Big Boss[/sp]
Can i have your picture?
So i can show Santa what i want for Christmas.
Hey girl, you wanna make a sandwich?
[sp]Lemme give you my man-aids.[/sp]
Is your father a farmer?
Cuz he sure knows how to grow some melons
Did you become a farmer, too?
Because I want to plow your field
In comic form:
[img]http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20110913.gif[/img]
[img]http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20121026.gif[/img]
[img]http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20101225.gif[/img]
Do you have a jersey?
[sp] cause i need your name and number [/sp]
I forgot where I got this one from but,
If everyone in this room suddenly drowned, your bloated corpse would be the first i'd pull out.
If you were a booger I'd pick you.
[editline]21st March 2013[/editline]
Do you want to play the rape game?
No?
That's the spirit!
the back of yo head is ridikulus
can i have yo numba
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've been staring at your chest this whole time and I really thin-
she's gone
[URL="http://youtu.be/9me4ovGge-s?t=1m55s"]"Heeey baby, would you like to come to my place and Fuck?"[/URL]
If beauty were time...
you'd be an eternity :quagmire:
ey yo gurl lemm holla atcha
u wan sum fuk?
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