Cheesy Pickup Lines

[DatWut?]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm touching myself
while thinking of you.

:v:

[BlueAVS]

"r u a beaver cuz dam"

[The-Happy-Emo]

Are you Jewish because I Israeli into you...

:suicide:

[SilverDragon619]

Want to come to my Hachiroku?

[sp]We can play Initial D[/sp]

Want to go to Strut F and get Mine D. ?

[Rama214]

Can i put my piston into your cylinder?

[Emerica505]

"Baby, I'm gonna fuck you so hard I'll scramble your eggs"

[Naaz]

[QUOTE=twatbagg;39945374]Get in the van.[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://facepunch.com/image.php?u=290208&dateline=1312415067[/IMG]
Avatar fits so damn well.

[lolz3]

"There's a party in my pants, and urine. . . vited."

[shian]

[QUOTE=PredGD;39946401]Bonjour, would you like some of my [b]Pommes Frites[/b]?

:downs:[/QUOTE]

Fixed.

[kirby2112]

[IMG]http://fundir.org/img/3q1sp1q3cwwv5mdjs75!a1mm/foto_pobudka_nr180_33.jpg[/IMG]

Pickup line?

[inaba]

Baby if you come home with my you can experience some serious friction.

[starce]

[QUOTE=kirby2112;39998536][IMG]http://fundir.org/img/3q1sp1q3cwwv5mdjs75!a1mm/foto_pobudka_nr180_33.jpg[/IMG]

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10/10 thread winner

[Zanpa]

[QUOTE=Starce;40002391]10/10 thread winner[/QUOTE]

If it was cheesy then maybe

[xeo xeo]

So how would you like your eggs tomorrow morning, fertilized?

[Mystlight]

did it hurt when ou fell from heaven

[Jimmyjohn]

"hey kid want some candy?"

[relinquish]

Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?

[killa101]

[QUOTE=Starce;39944978]Post your cheesy pickup lines that probably shouldn't be used

You: There's 21 letters in the alphabet right?

Girl: [I]No, 26[/I]

You: Oh, I guess I forgot [B]U, R, A, Q, T[/B] :quagmire:[/QUOTE]

I used this and she called me cheesy. I think I did it right guys