[QUOTE=KC the faggot;39232391]For people who think spiders are neat.
[IMG]http://cdn.hugelol.org/i/58736.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE]
if i were an interrogator i'd put a cluster of this in someone's ear
You know your species sucks when you have to give birth to a hundred children knowing only roughly five of them will get to even reach adult stage.
[QUOTE=Steffmeister;39232611]Wait! Do you masturbate with your left hand?
Guys, I think we found a unicorn! :v:[/QUOTE]
I'm a unicorn :o
[QUOTE=meppers;39232613]if i were an interrogator i'd put a cluster of this in someone's ear[/QUOTE]
yeah, but they won't get that far in.
what you want to do is let them loose inside someones [B]nose[/B]
because they are so small, his breathing will force them into his system
and if he tries to breathe through his mouth instead, well that's a whole other can of problems.
with every breathe, he'll feel more and more crawl around in his throat.
[QUOTE=_Maverick_;39232678]yeah, but they won't get that far in.
what you want to do is let them loose inside someones [B]nose[/B]
because they are so small, his breathing will force them into his system
and if he tries to breathe through his mouth instead, well that's a whole other can of problems.
with every breathe, he'll feel more and more crawl around in his throat.[/QUOTE]
someone faps to this
[QUOTE=Ganerumo;39232656]You know your species sucks when you have to give birth to a hundred children knowing only roughly five of them will get to even reach adult stage.[/QUOTE]
We need ~30 million sperm per baby.
[QUOTE=alien_guy;39232695]We need ~30 million sperm per baby.[/QUOTE]
blue whales release something like hundreds of thousands of liters of sperm with each ejaculation
and only 10% ends up inside the female
[I][B]haven't you ever wondered why the sea tastes salty?[/B][/I]
[QUOTE=_Maverick_;39232736]blue whales release something like hundreds of thousands of liters of sperm with each ejaculation
and only 10% ends up inside the female
[I][B]haven't you ever wondered why the sea tastes salty?[/B][/I][/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/17814996/oh%20god.gif[/IMG]
Oh god. I think my taste buds are telling me I'm gay.
[QUOTE=Corndog Ninja;39232482][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/TlSCb.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Sorry, I dont get the reference.
Whats this?
[QUOTE=_Maverick_;39232736]blue whales release something like hundreds of thousands of liters of sperm with each ejaculation
and only 10% ends up inside the female
[I][B]haven't you ever wondered why the sea tastes salty?[/B][/I][/QUOTE]
You shouldn't drink saltwater straight from the sea...
[QUOTE=_Maverick_;39232736]blue whales release something like hundreds of thousands of liters of sperm with each ejaculation
and only 10% ends up inside the female
[I][B]haven't you ever wondered why the sea tastes salty?[/B][/I][/QUOTE]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/HC59p.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=Birdman101;39232804]Sorry, I dont get the reference.
Whats this?[/QUOTE]
Ferris Bueller's Day Off.
[QUOTE=Birdman101;39232804]Sorry, I dont get the reference.
Whats this?[/QUOTE]
youre really doing yourself a disservice if youve never seen Ferris Bueller's Day Off
[QUOTE=_Maverick_;39232736]blue whales release something like hundreds of thousands of liters of sperm with each ejaculation
and only 10% ends up inside the female
[I][B]haven't you ever wondered why the sea tastes salty?[/B][/I][/QUOTE]
[video=youtube;dOiE0LCu6J0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOiE0LCu6J0[/video]
[QUOTE=_Maverick_;39232678]yeah, but they won't get that far in.
what you want to do is let them loose inside someones [B]nose[/B]
because they are so small, his breathing will force them into his system
and if he tries to breathe through his mouth instead, well that's a whole other can of problems.
with every breathe, he'll feel more and more crawl around in his throat.[/QUOTE]
Jesus christ, You guys are terrifying. Why hasn't some government hired you yet?
[img]http://i.imgur.com/diCWF.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Kidd;39231457]I like to dip my balls in really cold water right before I ejaculate.
Try it.[/QUOTE]
Honestly now guys, my testicles are in my hand, there is a sink nearby.
What the fuck are the effects of this?
[QUOTE=jackattack;39232888]Honestly now guys, my testicles are in my hand, there is a sink nearby.
What the fuck are the effects of this?[/QUOTE]
well... are you a masochist? :v:
[QUOTE=Birdman101;39232804]Sorry, I dont get the reference.
Whats this?[/QUOTE]
do yourself a favor, and watch it okay ?
[QUOTE=jackattack;39232888]Honestly now guys, [B]my testicles are in my hand[/B], there is a sink nearby.
What the fuck are the effects of this?[/QUOTE]
Without your hand there, they would fall onto the floor?
[QUOTE=BloodFox1222;39232853]Jesus christ, You guys are terrifying. Why hasn't some government hired you yet?
[img]http://i.imgur.com/diCWF.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
literally one page ago
[QUOTE=TCB;39232982]literally one page ago[/QUOTE]
I skip one page once and this happens, Figures.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/X0YwS.png[/img]
[QUOTE=Daniel Smith;39232981][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/QSpbz.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]
What about the The Penetrator?
[IMG]http://www.xbox360achievements.org/images/news/xmasf201113-1.png[/IMG]
