[QUOTE=Guitarplayer213;39013198]Never played mass effect and I agree wholeheartedly.[/QUOTE]
They can literally mate with anyone.
[sp]ANYONE[/sp]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFUi1zxbCyI[/media]
By the way this episode of Samurai Jack is hilarious.
Seriously if anyone with competent photoshop skills could you please do a Max Payne one
[thumb]http://cdn.steampowered.com/v/gfx/apps/204100/ss_649a56eff153bd1ffe46795f5f20775b3625f96f.1920x1080.jpg?t=1354997134[/thumb]
[thumb]http://www.starburstmagazine.com/images/april2012/max-payne1.jpg[/thumb]
Saying like "It's feels that give men wings" or "The feels went down with practiced bravado"
one of his quotes or something
[QUOTE=theaceattourney;39013224]They can literally mate with anyone.
[sp]ANYONE[/sp]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFUi1zxbCyI[/media]
By the way this episode of Samurai Jack is hilarious.[/QUOTE]
I considered buying a mass effect game, but I don't really feel like spending 60~ dollars on something that will probably just end up as a backstory to all the porn on the internet.
[QUOTE=Guitarplayer213;39013276]I considered buying a mass effect game, but I don't really feel like spending 60~ dollars on something that will probably just end up as a backstory to all the porn on the internet.[/QUOTE]
buy the first or second for 20$, enjoy some of the greatest action RPG's ever made, seriously. Fantastic world Bioware built, enjoyable combat, great characters, great plotline
Write your own version of ME3 though, it'll read better tha nthe actual version
[QUOTE=Sardonus;39013291]buy the first or second for 20$, enjoy some of the greatest action RPG's ever made, seriously. Fantastic world Bioware built, enjoyable combat, great characters, great plotline
Write your own version of ME3 though, it'll read better tha nthe actual version[/QUOTE]
How many people do I get to bone? Does that include hot blue aliens?
[QUOTE=Guitarplayer213;39013312]How many people do I get to bone? Does that include hot blue aliens?[/QUOTE]
you can bone Liara in the first, which is worth it.
In the second you can bone Garrus, who I may have a legimate crush on that actually scares me greatly.
[QUOTE=Sardonus;39013321]you can bone Liara in the first, which is worth it.
In the second you can bone Garrus, who I may have a legimate crush on that actually scares me greatly.[/QUOTE]
Isn't garrus that calibrations guy? Emphasis on GUY?
Shitty content so not offtopic
[IMG]https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6920578816/h086CE01D/[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Guitarplayer213;39013330]Isn't garrus that calibrations guy? Emphasis on GUY?[/QUOTE]
don't you fucking judge me
[QUOTE=Sardonus;39013321]you can bone Liara in the first, which is worth it.
In the second you can bone Garrus, who I may have a legimate crush on that actually scares me greatly.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8012/7637302420_50d76e2c8e_z.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Sardonus;39013365][img]http://cdn.airbornegamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/male_shepard_x__garrus_by_a_zeldafan95-d36a8wg.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
You are officially my favorite poster ever now.
[QUOTE=Sardonus;39013230]Seriously if anyone with competent photoshop skills could you please do a Max Payne one
[thumb]http://cdn.steampowered.com/v/gfx/apps/204100/ss_649a56eff153bd1ffe46795f5f20775b3625f96f.1920x1080.jpg?t=1354997134[/thumb]
[thumb]http://www.starburstmagazine.com/images/april2012/max-payne1.jpg[/thumb]
Saying like "It's feels that give men wings" or "The feels went down with practiced bravado"
one of his quotes or something[/QUOTE]
I do not approve of this.
[QUOTE=A big fat ass;39013387]I do not approve of this.[/QUOTE]
Oh, come on. If Max was real he'd totally complain to the internet about his feels.
This thread is starting to remind me of CAD.
Because of the Word/Picture Ratio/
[IMG]http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7dsr19a541qcsb3yo1_500.png[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Sardonus;39013391]Oh, come on. If Max was real he'd totally complain to the internet about his feels.[/QUOTE]
>tfw you kill your wife
[QUOTE=for no reason;39013381][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/5Nwii.gif[/IMG]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/JABxS.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
Oooor, the video
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iS5jqXWECbI[/media]
Silly tumblr and your shitty gifs.
[QUOTE=Guitarplayer213;39013407]>tfw you kill your wife[/QUOTE]
>tfw all your friends are dead
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/PTOjO.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=darth-veger;39010013][img]http://img.pr0gramm.com/2012/12/1355783624325.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
i love cruel intentions
[QUOTE=Sardonus;39013418]>tfw all your friends are dead[/QUOTE]
>tfw no painkillers
[QUOTE=Daniel Smith;39012596][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/43DEE.jpg[/IMG]
It's okay I talked to a black friend on Steam and he's cool with it.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Jl2BK.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]
This is probably the hardest I´ve laughed at a post on Facepunch
[QUOTE=Guitarplayer213;39013430]>tfw no painkillers[/QUOTE]
>be mid 40's
>be drunk
>decide to shave head
>ohgodwhy.jpg
>try and find my bosses wife
>go to favela
>kid walks up to me
>follow him
>get mugged
>spaghetti starts falling out painkiller bottles
>they take my sunglasses
>mfw I sit and cry
[QUOTE=A big fat ass;39013387]I do not approve of this.[/QUOTE]
yeah well you're just a big fat ass nobody cares what you think
[QUOTE=Sardonus;39013391]Oh, come on. If Max was real he'd totally complain to the internet about his feels.[/QUOTE]
if you think about it, he would leave blog-posts like key in skilee but they would be dozens of paragraphs about how his family died and how addicted to painkillers he is
[QUOTE=for no reason;39013459][IMG]http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_meedsvYx2K1qahhxwo1_500.png[/IMG]
[IMG]http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_meedsvYx2K1qahhxwo2_500.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]
holy shit I'm using that line about grass growing I haven't laughed that hard in ages
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