LMAO Pics - The Cat Empire Strikes Back - General

[QUOTE=Sardonus;39013443]>be mid 40's >be drunk >decide to shave head >ohgodwhy.jpg >try and find my bosses wife >go to favela >kid walks up to me >follow him >get mugged >spaghetti starts falling out painkiller bottles >they take my sunglasses >mfw I sit and cry[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://www.gametrailers.com/side-mission/files/2012/04/reviewmaxpayne.jpg[/IMG] [I]The spaghetti fell out of my painkiller bottles, like the fallen gangsters around the room. I checked the label. I couldn't help but laugh. "You're on an imageboard, Max." Suddenly it all made sense, the reposts, the sub par moderation, just a website for amusement.[/I] [video=youtube;MtiThcmjY80]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtiThcmjY80[/video] Alright I'm done.

>be a detective >open an elevator >9/10 qt 3.14 assassin waiting in elevator >try to say somehting >end up yelling "MUH-MUH-MONA!" >elevator leaves >she's not there >foreveralone

Lets not turn this into 4 pages of that

mods asleep put payne faces on birds [img]http://img1.uploadscreenshot.com/images/orig/12/36300514779-orig.png[/img]

[QUOTE=A big fat ass;39013533]mods asleep put payne faces on birds [img]http://img1.uploadscreenshot.com/images/orig/12/36300514779-orig.png[/img][/QUOTE] Haven't laughed that hard in a while, thanks. that fucking grimace

[QUOTE=HoodedSniper;39013421][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/PTOjO.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/SDbIY.gif[/img]

Thats pretty common for deviant art

[QUOTE=for no reason;39013396]This thread is starting to remind me of CAD. Because of the Word/Picture Ratio/ [IMG]http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7dsr19a541qcsb3yo1_500.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] How much is a "Fucktuple"?

[QUOTE=xxtzkzxx;39013675]How much is a "Fucktuple"?[/QUOTE] 6.9 sextuple.

[QUOTE=Rents;39013107][img]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/5636656/balls_of_feel.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] [IMG]http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/165/4/1/garfeel_by_sirvinedesign-d53fl2q.gif[/IMG]

[QUOTE=xxtzkzxx;39013675]How much is a "Fucktuple"?[/QUOTE] about a shitload more than a gorillion.

[QUOTE=A big fat ass;39013533]mods asleep put payne faces on birds [img]http://img1.uploadscreenshot.com/images/orig/12/36300514779-orig.png[/img][/QUOTE] Someone, please, before this fades amongst the many pages and versions of LMAO Pics, make another one of these!

[QUOTE=Sardonus;39013365][img]http://cdn.airbornegamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/male_shepard_x__garrus_by_a_zeldafan95-d36a8wg.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Welcome to the darkside my friend. I've been rocking a "tastefully cropped" picture of garrus as my phone's wallpaper for 2 years. [editline]29th December 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=milkandcooki;39013483]if you think about it, he would leave blog-posts like key in skilee but they would be dozens of paragraphs about how his family died and how addicted to painkillers he is[/QUOTE] Max would just look disapprovingly at a computer then probably do a slow motion backwards jump shooting the monitor. That'd make for a good reaction picture.

[t]http://img.pr0gramm.com/2012/12/0022-6fef.jpg[/t]

I went and found that connect the dots thread from tg. [URL="http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/13032508/#13032773"]Guys help, I cannot stop laughing.[/URL]

[img]http://25.media.tumblr.com/63e46b1d8a72c27046d51f6337f64c4e/tumblr_mfrp7eEnbp1qdlh1io1_400.gif[/img]

[img]http://i48.tinypic.com/2rmv0iq_th.jpg[/img] gen 6 confirmed

[QUOTE=masterchief6;39013645][img]http://i.imgur.com/SDbIY.gif[/img][/QUOTE] Just give him the malk.

[QUOTE=Sardonus;39013321] In the second you can bone Garrus, who I may have a legimate crush on that actually scares me greatly.[/QUOTE] Garrus is the best character in Mass Effect and if you don't have a crush on him there's something wrong with you fact

[QUOTE=Sardonus;39013365][img]http://cdn.airbornegamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/male_shepard_x__garrus_by_a_zeldafan95-d36a8wg.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] I'd go gay for some garbus pls One of the many great things about Mass Effect is the characters, I mean come on, look at those sexy beasts I'm not calling myself a talimancer, but god damn quarians, that ass was fat

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[QUOTE=Jetpack Bear;39014047]I'd go gay for some garbus pls One of the many great things about Mass Effect is the characters, I mean come on, look at those sexy beasts I'm not calling myself a talimancer, but god damn quarians, that ass was fat[/QUOTE] Don't you get anal cancer if you have sex with them or something?

[QUOTE=JCDentonUNATCO;39014074]Don't you get anal cancer if you have sex with them or something?[/QUOTE] Where did you hear that from

[QUOTE=A big fat ass;39013533]mods asleep put payne faces on birds [img]http://img1.uploadscreenshot.com/images/orig/12/36300514779-orig.png[/img][/QUOTE] Finally got to use this again. [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/78927262/max%20(2).jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=The Castro;39014109]Finally got to use this again. [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/78927262/max%20(2).jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Replace the Dew bottles with valkyr and the doritos with painkillers. Also replace halo with Captain Baseball bat boy.

[QUOTE=BigBoom;39011687]Oh how I love you CDLink <3[/QUOTE] I've got a folder filled with gifs of her. Totally not creepy or anything.

[QUOTE=Guitarplayer213;39014195]Replace the Dew bottles with valkyr and the doritos with painkillers. Also replace halo with Captain Baseball bat boy.[/QUOTE] I'll get at it.

[QUOTE=The Castro;39014292]I'll get at it.[/QUOTE] For real? [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/tdrBo.gif[/IMG]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/GQVAd.png?1[/img] I tried.

[QUOTE=masterchief6;38943940][img]http://i.imgur.com/qxMX8.gif[/img][/QUOTE] It looks like their at a Karaoke place. Is this home film or what? [editline]29th December 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=The Castro;39014109]Finally got to use this again. [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/78927262/max%20(2).jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Man, these Doritos smell like shit.