[QUOTE=Dirty_Ape;39029472]A friend and I had this idea for BF3, I'm sure others have thought of it also but whatever. Imagine when you're doing one of those special backstabs if you could hold it down and basically stare into their eyes for as long as you want. And on top of that it opens a voice channel between you and the person you're stabbing so you can say something to them. Imagine stabbing someone and when you look them in the eyes you just say in a really soft soothing voice. 'Shhhhhh, its over now, go to sleep.'[/QUOTE]
This would become a source of golden quotes over time.
Imagine some British gentleman-voice saying "I am going to shove my breadcutter into your body in a very violent fashion. You now behold thyself being dead on the ground. [B]TOODLES![/B]"
Or alternatively "Care for a spot of tea? Whoops that was my knife, pardon my manners."
[QUOTE=Dirty_Ape;39029472]A friend and I had this idea for BF3, I'm sure others have thought of it also but whatever. Imagine when you're doing one of those special backstabs if you could hold it down and basically stare into their eyes for as long as you want. And on top of that it opens a voice channel between you and the person you're stabbing so you can say something to them. Imagine stabbing someone and when you look them in the eyes you just say in a really soft soothing voice. 'Shhhhhh, its over now, go to sleep.'[/QUOTE]
or "I'M FUCKIN' YOU UP, NIGGA."
Yeah. I'm pretty sure that's how it'd go down 99% of the time.
[QUOTE=SHOH;39029506]"I'm going to rape you after this"[/QUOTE]
[img]http://facepunch.com/image.php?u=42340&dateline=1267138873[/img]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Zbg3V.png[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Dirty_Ape;39029472]A friend and I had this idea for BF3, I'm sure others have thought of it also but whatever. Imagine when you're doing one of those special backstabs if you could hold it down and basically stare into their eyes for as long as you want. And on top of that it opens a voice channel between you and the person you're stabbing so you can say something to them. Imagine stabbing someone and when you look them in the eyes you just say in a really soft soothing voice. 'Shhhhhh, its over now, go to sleep.'[/QUOTE]
"I'm going ta liquefy ya." demoman
[QUOTE=Turnips5;39028780]has anyone got the "no, no, no, STOP FUCKING POSTING" ice hockey gif
please[/QUOTE]
[img]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/55009580/stop%20posting.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=cdlink14;39029263]When playing games like BF3 which strive for a realistic approach.[/QUOTE]
I laughed
[QUOTE=KC the faggot;39030172][video=youtube;sYkbbMA3ozQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYkbbMA3ozQ&list=LLk01h0Ss24NvJ6jVTlikInA[/video][/QUOTE]
As much as I hate SMOSH; This is incredibly true.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwajP18TpM0[/media]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBbp7UskFB4&feature=youtu.be[/media]
I especially love the gaming and technology ones because they are always really overdramatic. The GoPro one is also cool
i have no clue
ITS OK NOW DONT WORRY
[IMG]http://i.minus.com/ioU5XRyBrJTSN.gif[/IMG]
[QUOTE=cdlink14;39029263]When playing games like BF3 which strive for a realistic approach
[/QUOTE]
[video=youtube;vBVyzUkeN2A]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBVyzUkeN2A[/video]
Realistic approach? BF3? Really?
[url]http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Zelda-Painting-/290837329143[/url] Holy Shit look what I found:
[img_thumb]http://i.imgur.com/78GlC.png[/img_thumb]
Its a master piece
[QUOTE=Joppu;39029204][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/x2mJS.png[/IMG]
Original content [sp]ZOMG NO STEALA PLS!![/sp][/QUOTE]
Oversaturated doesn't look too bad to be honest
[QUOTE=Alexander.;39030447][url]http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Zelda-Painting-/290837329143[/url] Holy Shit look what I found:
[img_thumb]http://i.imgur.com/78GlC.png[/img_thumb]
Its a master piece[/QUOTE]
lmao
[QUOTE=Dirty_Ape;39029472]A friend and I had this idea for BF3, I'm sure others have thought of it also but whatever. Imagine when you're doing one of those special backstabs if you could hold it down and basically stare into their eyes for as long as you want. And on top of that it opens a voice channel between you and the person you're stabbing so you can say something to them. Imagine stabbing someone and when you look them in the eyes you just say in a really soft soothing voice. 'Shhhhhh, its over now, go to sleep.'[/QUOTE]
"Ravioli ravioli give me the formuoli"
[QUOTE=TestECull;39030421][video=youtube;vBVyzUkeN2A]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBVyzUkeN2A[/video]
Realistic approach? BF3? Really?[/QUOTE]
Compared to COD, yes. Look at the knifing, in BF3 you actually grab the guy and stab him with the knife. In COD you seem to just slash at them and apparently it instantly kills them.
BF3 is more of a war simulator. COD is basically an arcade shooter. Both are filled with glitches.
And then comes arma and poops on both games.
[QUOTE=cdlink14;39030773]Compared to COD, yes. Look at the knifing, in BF3 you actually grab the guy and stab him with the knife. In COD you seem to just slash at them and apparently it instantly kills them.
BF3 is more of a war simulator. COD is basically an arcade shooter. Both are filled with glitches.[/QUOTE]
So a difference in knifing animations is what bridges the gap between simulation and arcade?
more funny pls
[img_thumb]http://i.imgur.com/HHr5h.jpg[/img_thumb]
[sp]though I do think BF3's knifing MECHANIC in general is miles better than CoD's[/sp]
[QUOTE=Darkslicer;39030896]And then comes arma and poops on both games.[/QUOTE]
[t]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/560949710435150498/FA478E47A35750345C18BD46A1AB61E76E035F9F/[/t]
yes
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