Kill the above user with the thing they gave you. - General

I slam in in the microwave, and cause it to break. You die from suicide. Here have nothing.

You choke on your own dick. Here have a planet.

I blow the planet up and send a hugh chunk towards you user below has....dildo

Stuff it so far up your ass you die from a rupture in your intestines. User below, have a cow.

Stuff it so far up your ass you die from a rupture in your intestines. user below has megan fox

I train megan fox in the ways of the ninjas, then send her towards you. You die painfully. user below have an ICBM

blows the crap out of you. User Below. here is a cat

i told it you were a dog...with cheeseburger... User below, have a spliff

[QUOTE=DICE~;20294490]i told it you were a dog...with cheeseburger... User below, have a spliff[/QUOTE] ^ You can't OD so you live. v Pressurized air can.

^ Hit you on the head with a the can V Give them mah lazah [b]500th post woo.[/b]

BBBLLLLAAAAAHHHHH! extra safe condom

I FIRE MAH LAZOR ...And kill you. User below me has your ashes in a bag slightly bigger than a quarter. *EDIT* You motherfucking NInja you. I put the condom over your head, suffocating you. user below me has a jar of pickles.

I make you choke on the bag. Next user has a dildo.

I shove it up your ass, then stick my arm down your throat and pull it back up. ...Witch kills you. User below has a gun, go figure.

I kill you with the gun. Below user has a robotic dinosaur.

I make it rape you with awesome. Here have a companion cube.

I throw the companion cube down the incinerator, making you kill yourself because it was the only friend you ever had. User below has a cuban cigar

Burn you to the ground! :cop:

I guess a police baton, I hit you in the forehead with it 17 times. A Gun loaded with rubber bullets.

Pistol whip I give you all a nuclear bomb.

I set it off, leaving behind HUGE amounts of radiation that will immediately kill you because its so dense. I give the user below radiation poisoning

YOU CAN'T HURT ME WITH BOMBS, I'M A CYBORG! You die from the radiation poisoning. I give the player below a doughnut.

I shove the donut down your throat, choking you to death. below user has a loaf of bread

I eat the loaf of bread, you suddenly become hungry, and want it back. You die of starvation User below has a kidney.

shove it down your neck. have some Pepsi

You die because [b]it tastes so fucking good.[/b] Below user has a coke.

DIE FROM ROTTING TEETH FROM THE SUGAR! Have a Dvd copy of Twilight

I make you watch it. You die from it being absolute crap. Here have a fart. From garry.

I redirect it back at garry and he permabans you from life. Have a steam copy of Half-Life 2.

I kill you with my bare hands saying "WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS!" Have a Penis