• Kill the above user with the thing they gave you.
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I shove it up your eye socket and gouge your brain. Have some Spitter Goo.
Take it back. Below user has a stick of dynamite, better hurry, the fuse is just about to hit it.
I blow the fuse out and beat you to death. Have a magazine.
What type of magazine? Gun or book? If its the book: Teen life, make you read. Gun: Choke you to death Hey you guys have a computer (If you don't do what I'm thinking of nerdrage time.)
Break the computer, then use the mallet that broke it to home-run a computer shard into your face. Here, have a laser beam that shoots laser beams that shoots laser beams...
I kill you with my more powerful laser. Have a Cybernetic T-rex that is my clone.
[QUOTE=PeanutTHENINJA;20299582]I kill you with my more powerful laser. Have a Cybernetic T-rex that is my clone.[/QUOTE] Hack it so that it eats your leetle leetle T-Rex brain. Have PeanutTHENINJA's mushy, small, brain.
Kill you with the nothing you gave me. Have.. A better idea for a weapon.
[QUOTE=PeanutTHENINJA;20299646]Kill you with the nothing you gave me. Have.. A better idea for a weapon.[/QUOTE] Use the better idea to kill you. Also, have a Red Bull can, filled with deadly poisons.
=ninja-ed= I use the can to gag your mouth. You bite down, poison enters your body, you know the rest. Have a McDonald's sign (the big one you can see from the highway).
I carve a blade out of it and cut your jugular. Have a Reeses Peanut Butter Cup.
I eat it and you kill yourself from depression of me eating it. Here, have this!
[QUOTE=breadlord;20299790]I eat it and you kill yourself from depression of me eating it. Here, have this![/QUOTE] I kill you with.. An exclamation mark. Here, have a quote box: [quote]Here it is[/quote]
I melt it into a dagger (prison style), cut your eyes out and let you bleed out through the sockets. Here's 10 grams of Aerogel.
Rams Aerogel into you eye sockets. You die from bleeding. Here's a gun. [editline]07:21PM[/editline] Holy fuck, didn't read your whole post and got eye sockets. Wow.
Suicide. Fleshlight o.0
I give it back, you die from orgasms. Oregon Trail.
[QUOTE=PeanutTHENINJA;20300679]I give it back, you die from orgasms. Oregon Trail.[/QUOTE] Play half way through the game then everyone dies of dysentery.... Including YOU! The whole world dies of Dysentery! A photo of your mom nude.
I give it back to you, you die of eye cancer. a penny that is microscopicly bigger than a quarter
I circle the penny with electromagnets making it spin, i then remove the electromagnets and it flies around the room, landing home inside your head. Have a sky TV remote.
I have no idea what that is, so I jab your eyes out with it. Have a cigar :smug:
i burn you so much with it that it makes you suicide below user? have a tsar bomba ( if u dont know what it is [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsar_Bomba[/url])
It's pretty fucking obvious what i do with it. Have a AK-47 stock, lighter fluid, a lighter and a drill.
[QUOTE=scurr;20306351]It's pretty fucking obvious what i do with it. Have a AK-47 stock, lighter fluid, a lighter and a drill.[/QUOTE] Throw it all at you to slow you down then drill your face and pretend I'm a big daddy. Have a flash-drive.
[QUOTE=Kabstract;20319789]Throw it all at you to slow you down then drill your face and pretend I'm a big daddy. Have a flash-drive.[/QUOTE] Sharpen the end of the drive with my teeth and carve you into shreds of meat. User below me has 3 empty shotgun shells.
I jam them down your throat. What use would 3 loaded shells be if I don't have a shotgun? User below has a shotgun but no ammo.
Stuff the shotgun down your throat. I have a rubber band here.
Wrap the rubberband around your penis to cut off circulation. I record you cutting off your manhood right before you hang yourself. I post it on youtube for all to watch. User below has the thimble game piece from Monopoly.
I throw it into your mouth and you choke. have some Gum
[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;20324665]I throw it into your mouth and you choke. have some Gum[/QUOTE] I shove the gum down your throat and nostrils until you run out of oxygen and die a painful death :D Here have a small stick :)
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