Kill the above user with the thing they gave you.

[Missing User]

I shove the stick up your ass while rotating it clockwise. I brake off the stick and drive through it your Urethra. You die from internal bleeding
Have Twilight fangirl

[don818]

Tells the twilight fan girl youre a vampire, she gets ontop of you trying to fuck you and you get crushed to death.

Below use take an unloaded 1911

[Missing User]

I take the 1911 and beat brain to ground meat.
Below user, have Rosie O'Donnell

[PeanutTHENINJA]

I give it back and you die from uglyness

Here have Ralph

[ScurrTheSecond]

I tell him to go, he says no and i say that's an old meme, you die from disagreement.
Have a dildo chainsaw.

[piranhamatt2]

i rape u with it .

have a asian dildo chainsaw

[PeanutTHENINJA]

It's so small, you die from laughing.

Have some gay pron.

[deano270]

I tie you up in a basement forcing you to watch it and you die of orgasm

user below, have an angry german kid

[The Riddler]

Well, my reprisal would be to brainwash him and then sick him on you, thereby hoisting you with your own petard. Figuratively of course.
User below, i give you exploding jigsaw pieces.

[iluza]

I say have this neat jigsaw and the Riddler tries to make some sort of witty riddle about it but then I just tell him to shut up and do the god damned puzzle, so he does and his hands explode into many pieces.

Have a stuffed anus.

[Mr. Crazytrain]

I you shove up said anus therefore unstuffing it and you would die from suffocation.
Person below me have a bucket of cum.

[EcksDee]

Drown.

I give you a balloon filled with air.

[fpmankills]

:ninja:
I drain the air out of the balloon and put the balloon over your head so you suffocate.
Here have a toolbox with no tools.

[Fusilero1]

:ninja:
I hit you with the box until you die
I give you a sandvich

[EcksDee]

[QUOTE=Fusilero1;20327960]I make it float away so you cry to death
I give you a sandvich[/QUOTE]

I suffocate Cirno with it making you so sad you kill yourself.

Hey fucker you edited!

Now you edited back to sandvich to make me look like an idiot :(

Give you a toothpick coated in salt (THis is gonna hurt)

[ScurrTheSecond]

I jab you in the chest cavity with it multiple times and you flinch with pain, i then continue to penetrate the veins in your wrists and arms with it, you eventually die of pain and blood loss.
(Did that hurt? :razz:)
Have a pair of handcuffs.

[materialsafety]

Chain you to the back of a car, and let them drive off.

Here's some dust.

[Fusilero1]

I choke you with the dust
I give you garry newman
[QUOTE=EcksDee;20327975]I suffocate Cirno with it making you so sad you kill yourself.

Hey fucker you edited!

Now you edited back to sandvich to make me look like an idiot :(
[/QUOTE]

:v:

[Mr. Crazytrain]

I make garry ban you until you die of insanity
i give you a pen cap

[ScurrTheSecond]

I press it up your nostril cavity and then slam it into your face with my palm.

Have a slice of toast and some marmite.

[GawdOfROFLS]

u choke on it

have some blood

[PeanutTHENINJA]

It has aids and I inject it to you.
Have Chuck Norris

[sonictrey]

Chuck Norris. Period.

Have your dick.

[Mr. Crazytrain]

shove the dick in your mouth and you die because of my orgasm
have gmod

[EcksDee]

I make a sex pose out of you.

with a strider.

And you're taking it.

I give you a fully-loaded, ready to fire minigun aimed at me with your finger on the trigger.

[ScurrTheSecond]

Red mist lol.

Have butter.

[PeanutTHENINJA]

I CHOKE YOU WITH IT

Have a can of coke.

[Mr. Crazytrain]

drink it break it half and shove both halves in your eyes
have gman

[piranhamatt2]

he makes u rise and shine mr freeman
and u die

have a eli vance

[Mr. Crazytrain]

break off his fake leg and beat the crap out of you
have a gluestick