Ninja'd fuck. Shoves the glue stick up yer ass and cause internal bleeding.
Have a cupcake.
I posion the cupcake and give it back to you. You eat it and die choking on your own vomit.
Here...have this sledgehammer.
Beat you to death with it.
Have facepunch
i ban you.
Have freedom.
I stuff paper with the words freedom on it down your neck.
Have safety scissors.
take out the scissor blades and pierce them through your chest
have some cheese
You are lactose intolerant and I force you to eat the cheese. Your throat swells up and you die.
Have a sewing needle.
[QUOTE=scurr;20302698]I circle the penny with electromagnets making it spin, i then remove the electromagnets and it flies around the room, landing home inside your head.
Have a sky TV remote.[/QUOTE]
U.S. coins are not magnetic.
I torture you by putting the needle under your big toenail and making you kick the wall
How big is the sewing needle?
Bigger than a quarter: Stab you? o.O
Smaller: YOU CHOKE ON YOUR PENIS
User below, have a mouse. A computer mouse.
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Balls, ninja'd
You choke to death on your penis.
User below have a computer mouse.
I smash it to your face
Here have a cupcake
oh tasty. I eat the cupcake and then vomit it down your throat and becuase it was only just digested the parts were to chunky to swallow and you choke to death
I give you a knife. Be creative with it though :-)
[IMG]http://www.mzzt.net/tf2/light/backstab.png[/IMG]
I give the user below a pepper spray
I open the bottle, drink the liquid, turn into a pepper shove my hand down your throat and watch as your insides burn.
User below, have a wireless internet dongle
Stab one in you eye take it out stab in your other eye than shove it up you bum.
I have a toy gun.
I plug it up to a micro nuke reactor and broadcast a signal directly to your body causing major radiation and for you to die you then spontaneously catch on fire
here have a cookie and no jamming down my goddamn throat be creative!
FUCK YOU NINJA-ER! Mine was awesome :-(
anyway for you I get a fuckton of gun power put it in the gun with a real bullet and turn it into a one time use real gun and shoot you :-)
still have a cookie and still be creative.
[QUOTE=wingless;20332179]I plug it up to a micro nuke reactor and broadcast a signal directly to your body causing major radiation and for you to die you then spontaneously catch on fire
here have a cookie and no jamming down my goddamn throat be creative!
FUCK YOU NINJA-ER! Mine was awesome :-(
anyway for you I get a fuckton of gun power put it in the gun with a real bullet and turn it into a one time use real gun and shoot you :-)
still have a cookie and still be creative.[/QUOTE] I begin by taking the chocolate chips out of the cookie, i then proceed to make from those pieces of chocolate a super super super concentrated chocolate pill, i then melt it down and turn it into liquid form, i then adminster the concentrated Chocolate straight into your left ass cheek, you die of air in your blood and a off-the-scale suger level....
I have the dirty Needle.... Oh and a cookie with no chocolate drops....
Eat the cookie and poke the car with the needle
I give you your mother straped with a bomb that activates on touch
[QUOTE=minilandstan;20333494]Eat the cookie and poke the car with the needle
Give you nothing at all[/QUOTE]...
A car can't die like that....
I force you to make sweet tender love to your mom. After your done working her over, she finishes with a bang.
User below have "Epic Beard Man"
Use the beard to spy on canada, steal their nukes, and throws them at the above user
Louis
Hide Louis's peelz and tell him you ate em. He sticks molotov up your ass, he tears a new asshole.
User below have a Emo high schooler
I convince him that you're a hater. He slits your wrists and you bleed to death.
Have a evil brain.
I use my evil brain to create a Spiky Thorn Monster that will spike you to death!
User below can have an atom of carbon.
I take the atom and make you learn about it in every way possible ,and force you not to eat or drink water.
Have a kitten
[QUOTE=DeepFriedPkachu;20336370]Hide Louis's peelz and tell him you ate em. He sticks molotov up your ass, he tears a new asshole.
User below have a Emo high schooler[/QUOTE]
I lock you in a room with him until you kill him. Only to be sentenced to death with the charge of assited euthinasia.
To the user below, take this high-speed train.
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[QUOTE=JoeSkylynx;20336621]I take the atom and make you learn about it in every way possible ,and force you not to eat or drink water.
Have a kitten[/QUOTE]
I shove the kitten up your backside in revenge for me being triple ninja'd, you die of internal bleeding.
I make a incision in your stomach. Give the kitten rabies and stuff it in your stomach. I sew the incision. I wake you up and agitate the kitten. I watch you panic as the kitten claws your insides.
Have a American Otaku
Not knowing what it is, I beat the shit out of you with it.
Have a dollar bill.
[QUOTE=DeepFriedPkachu;20336685]I make a incision in your stomach. Give the kitten rabies and stuff it in your stomach. I sew the incision. I wake you up and agitate the kitten. I watch you panic as the kitten claws your insides.
Have a American Otaku[/QUOTE]
You die of a brain hemorrage due to his incessant babbling.
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[QUOTE=Strongbad;20336692]Not knowing what it is, I beat the shit out of you with it.
Have a dollar bill.[/QUOTE]
I papercut an inch off the front of your eyes and you die from the pain.
Take this tamagotchi.
[QUOTE=Strongbad;20336692]Not knowing what it is, I beat the shit out of you with it.
Have a dollar bill.[/QUOTE]
I pay a desperate homeless man to rape the living shit out of you. You die from his filthy STD's
Have "chocolate" pretzel
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