Kill the above user with the thing they gave you.

[Wyrmdraken]

[QUOTE=DeepFriedPkachu;20336807]I pay a desperate homeless man to rape the living shit out of you. You die from his filthy STD's
Have "chocolate" pretzel[/QUOTE]

I shove its "chocolatey" goodness up your nose and into your sinuses, I then freeze it rupturing your brain cavity via expansion.

Take this scalpel and be creative.

[Missing User]

I dull the scalpel and give it to a nervous med student, who mistake you for a cadaver the entire time your concious during the procedure. You die from a noob surgeon.
Have some Oxyclean

[Hoppenheimer]

I pour it into your eyes, take a pen, shout "NEON-DA PINK-A BITCHSLAP!" and then I stick the pen in your eyes.

Here, have a mouse.

[Dysgalt]

I shove the usb cord into a power line and take the mouse and electrocute you with it.

Have a pixel.

[Death Giver]

I sharpen the pixel and cut your throat with it.

juicebox

[Missing User]

I jam the straw in the juicebox. Take the end of the straw and squeeze all the juice in your nasal cavity. Take the straw and drive it further up your nose. Blood swells up your brain and you drop to the floor.

Scubatank

[Squeegy Mackoy]

[QUOTE=DeepFriedPkachu;20339957]I jam the straw in the juicebox. Take the end of the straw and squeeze all the juice in your nasal cavity. Take the straw and drive it further up your nose. Blood swells up your brain and you drop to the floor.

Scubatank[/QUOTE]

I open the valve and explode your lungs with compressed air.

Below user have a cordless mouse.

[DoomsDayDan]

I point the sensor thing on the bottom into your eye causing you to blindly stumble off a cliff

Have my email address

[Chekko]

Sending you extreme viruses to your email so your eyes will get burned because of the lights the viruses causes to your screen

Have my internet

[SirQuacks]

I take you internet and put furry porn on every website which eventually makes you turn to bestiality and let yourself get fucked by a horse, which cums in your face and then you choke on the cum.

[ben bellis]

[QUOTE=SirQuacks;20340759]I take you internet and put furry porn on every website which eventually makes you turn to bestiality and let yourself get fucked by a horse, which cums in your face and then you choke on the cum.[/QUOTE]

And you give the next person what?

[BmB]

He dies choking on his own penis ofc, so do you.

Have an M1A1 Abrams. [good luck figuring out how to operate it :P]

[OutOfPop]

Plant explosives in it, invite you over to see changes I've made, lock you in and BAM.

A giant bubble, 30 meters in diameter.

[deano270]

I pop the bubble and you cry to death

i give you a sponge and some liquid nitrogen

[Clanrat]

I dip the sponge in the liquid nitrogen, and throw it at you. It shatters and I stab you to death with the shrapnel.

Some napalm

[Bendacriss]

I give the napalm to all your family and friends, so they die, leaving you all alone in this cold, sad world.
You've been given a fate worst than death itself, but I'm not cruel, you can kill yourself.
I laugh.

I give the next person your heart...

[ScurrTheSecond]

[QUOTE=ThisIsMyUsername;20331716]U.S. coins are not magnetic.[/QUOTE]

I don't give a shit.

I give you a heart transplant using the other heart and your body doesn't accept it.

Have a staple gun.

[hakkoru]

Staple in the eyes and wait until you bleed out.

Have a Cain with 99% ammo.

(you need 100% to fire it)

[SamRinny]

I bludgeon you to death with it.

I give you a small spider.

[fpmankills]

I squish the spider then put the blood into a syringe and stab you, poisoning you.
Here has a banana.

[Strongbad]

I shove it down your throat and you suffocate.

Have a very angry face.

[breadlord]

I take it's mouth, rip it off, and stick it up your ass, and then you die from anal bleeding.

Here, have Megan Fox.

[Missing User]

I would take you to a shitty motel. Create a hex circle with animal blood. Summon Megan Fox. She rapes you with her unholy dick. She bites off your head and takes your soul to hell. Megan Fox tortures your soul by peeling off your skin right before she shoots acid cum all over your ruined body.
Have Tiger Woods

[Bonk & kitt]

I instruct Tiger Woods to go back in the past with my time machine, and find your mother while she is pregnant. I tell him to then convince your mother that abortion would really improve her life, thus, you are dead. Tiger Woods and your mom get married, and live their life childless, thus ending their legacy.

Below user, how about a copy of Mass Effect 2?

[M..BISON]

i rape you with it.
to below i give youuuuuuu.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BW2vrPpmJOA[/media]

[PeanutTHENINJA]

You blow your fucking mind from how awesome it is.

Have a cake.

Made of metal.

[M..BISON]

was that to me lol?

[PeanutTHENINJA]

Yeah.

[Strongbad]

I throw the metal cake at you and your head splatters.

Have a pie.

[MutantBadger]

Eats the pie and then decapitates you with the pie pan.

I give you the gift of common sense.