Kill the above user with the thing they gave you.

[ThisIsMyUsernam]

I throw away the common sense and without it, think it's a good idea to soak you in gasoline and light it (Turns out it was a bad idea).

User below, have a knife (But there's a catch: you can't stab me).

[varj]

I will throw the knife through your head, shattering your skill.

Here, have a medkit.

[PeanutTHENINJA]

I give you the peelz then Louis comes.

Have /b/

[ScurrTheSecond]

I raid you to death.

Have a decommisioned M60 with no ammo.

[M..BISON]

I recommision it and load ammo into it and shoot you.
Have a pair of 50 handcuffs that are un-escapable.

[PeanutTHENINJA]

I choke you to death.

I give you a huge post.

[Strongbad]

I shove it up your anus and you die from a perforated colon.

Have a ice dragon.

[IMA SHAARK]

I train him and he kills you.

A grain of sand.

[Strongbad]

I use a cloning machine to multiply it x10000. Then, I capture you and drop you into the sand. You suffocate.

Have a shaark.

[IMA SHAARK]

I am a Shaark, so I team up with him and eat you.

Have a mouse wheel.

[PeanutTHENINJA]

I make you choke on it.

Have a thread :v:

[Strongbad]

I wind it around your throat and you suffocate.

Have a harmless, blunt object that cannot be used to suffocate me.

[PeanutTHENINJA]

[QUOTE=Strongbad;20371279]I wind it around your throat and you suffocate.

Have a harmless, [b]blunt[/b] object that cannot be used to suffocate me.[/QUOTE]

Bash your head in with it :v:

I give you Soviet Russia

[Icebrigade]

I shove your face into the soviet and step on your head until you suffocate.

I give you a :3: be creative, no throat shoving freezing, stabbing or gouging. SOMETHING PSYCOLOGICAL :D

[ROFLBURGER]

You choke on your penis
I give you a burger

[PeanutTHENINJA]

[QUOTE=Icebrigade;20371388]I shove your face into the soviet and step on your head until you suffocate.

I give you a :3: be creative, no throat shoving freezing, stabbing or gouging. SOMETHING PSYCOLOGICAL :D[/QUOTE]

In Soviet Russia, Soviet gets shoved into face and it suffocates!
lock you in a room with it while you're naked, in bright pink panties (nothing else)

Have a Van

[ROFLBURGER]

I run you over. What now
I give you your mom.

[BlueSaint]

I take the the disc out the the music albums case and sharpen it into a point and jab it into your leg, you bleed and cry then I slit your wrists with the paper and then sharpen the case and stab both ends into your eyes and let you bleed to death.

Yes there is a music album called "your mom"

[PeanutTHENINJA]

What do you give us?

[Strongbad]

He gives us his tiny brain.

I take the brain and plant it into a dead dog. The dog comes to life when I bury it in a cemetary behind a deadfall and it rips out your jugular.

Have a reference to Pet Semetary.

[c0nk3r]

uh. i write my reference to pet Semetary on paper, then i give you a paper cut and you bleed out

shit sorry

i leave you a pile of dogshit.

[BillyTalentx]

[QUOTE=c0nk3r;20379891]uh. i write my reference to pet Semetary on paper, then i give you a paper cut and you bleed out[/QUOTE]

You forgot a "thing".

[Strongbad]

He gives me my body.

I revive my body and strangle him.

[ScurrTheSecond]

What the fuck do i get? You die.

Have a book with sharp corners.

[Clanrat]

It is a boring book, I bore you to death.

[Strongbad]

I take the empty phrase which you gave me and fill it with a suicide note signed in your name. Then I go and hang you, making it look like you killed yourself.

Have a rope.

[PeanutTHENINJA]

[QUOTE=Strongbad;20387844]I take the rope which you gave me and fill it with a suicide note signed in your name. Then I go and hang you, making it look like you killed yourself.
[/QUOTE]

Have a piece of shit.

[EFG]

I tie you by your feet and tie the other end to a speeding car

I have cream cheese

[Strongbad]

Poison

Have a dumbass poster named PeanutTHENINJA

[PeanutTHENINJA]

I kill you with :irony:

Have a shoe.