Kill the above user with the thing they gave you. - General

Thanks for the shoe, i put it so far in your throat that you cant breathe. have a can of coke

You die from it tasting so horrible. Have Strongbad.

You died from being beaten to death. Have a piece of cheese.

i eat the cheese and get rabies and i walk to you and you get rabies and dies have a piece of paper

I give you a papercut on the throat. You bleed to death. Have an eftpos card

I will cut your throat with it. Have an eyeball

I will shove that eyeball down your throat and through your ass. User below, a flower.

I'll ask a hawt girl to give the flower to you, making your nerd ass so excited, you end up having an hearth attack... Here you go my little sir, have your self an ipad.

i take my ipad and play tf2 ( which is not possible ) and ragequit and punches you to death with it. here fellow guy from facepunch, take this = word

I throw it away and take my RPG out and kill you! Have my Yellow Car

I run you over with it. Have my Ecto-1

i take your Ecto-1 and i make my self trapped. and then i explode and u die. here take my Marshmallow.

I stuff the marshmallow down your throat and laugh as you choke and die. Have my lamp.

thank you, small green dude. *breaks glass bulb *grinds glass into big yellow eyes * invasive penetration with lamp. Have fifteen million copies of the oxford english dictionary. EDIT: Large print edition.

I hit you with the books. You die. I give a walrus tusk.

I take the walrus tusk, hollow it out a bit, shove it into your heart, and drain all your blood from your body. Have a bank with the pens chained down.

Smash you with it. Have.. [b]NOTHING[/b]

you sufficate on your nothing-ness user below, have a nerf gun

I'll break it in half and stab you with it. I give you a piece of pocket lint.

I multiply it x100 and choke you wtih it. You can have a candy wrapper with dull edges that cannot be multiplied or clones or used to suffocate me and is bigger than a quarter.

fine. *finds a stick and kills you* User Below here is the rarest game and rarest game console of all time

I post that i have rarest game and console on the interwebs. I kidnap you and take you to a anime convention. I tie a short chain from the game and around your chest along with the pillar. 20 feet from you is another pillar with the console and a tv. A horde of people swarm in to try to take the game from you. Your body finally splits in half leaving a trail of blood across. User below, here is a blowfish

In my attempt to make sushi, I fail and you suffer death by poison. Have this gum wrapper.

I stuck the wrapper to your throat. You can't breath. Take a broken copy of MW2.

Seeing that I already have MW2, I will impale you in the throat with the broken copy. User below, I give you a question mark shaped pistol.

i take your question mark pistol and drag off the bottom of the question mark pistol and push it in your penis and you get sad so i give you the gun and you shoot yourself. user below, take this number

I take your number and make an equation so hard you'll become completely lost and try to figure it out for days until you finally die of dehydration. User below, I give you a delicious fruit.

I inject the delicious fruit with Phosphorus. I watch your expression change from content to panic. The Phosphorus eats your insides causing our death. User below, have a Dryer

switch it on, shove it up your ass and sing FIGARO as i do it paperclip

stab u with paperclip i give you a dora tape