I shove the tape down your throat. user below i give you a USB flashdrive
I take the USB flashdrive and download all your files. Look up your bank history and steal your money. I take apart the USB, a homing device in the drive. I tell you i have your files in the USB. You turn on your computer to retrieve it. A mile away, i fire a hornet missile to your location. You blow up to bloody pieces. I say " why the fuck you give me a USB flashdrive".
Have a lad in a wheelchair
Since you give me nothing, you are in nothingness. No air, nothing. You choke and die.
I give you air. And a room. That is large enough to fit in comfortably, but no more.
[QUOTE=DeepFriedPkachu;20417631]I take the USB flashdrive and download all your files. Look up your bank history and steal your money. I take apart the USB, a homing device in the drive. I tell you i have your files in the USB. You turn on your computer to retrieve it. A mile away, i fire a hornet missile to your location. You blow up to bloody pieces. I say " why the fuck you give me a USB flashdrive".
Have a lad in a wheelchair[/QUOTE]
kill with the item i gave you not a missile
[QUOTE=Jamsponge;20417658]Since you give me nothing, you are in nothingness. No air, nothing. You choke and die.
I give you air. And a room. That is large enough to fit in comfortably, but no more.[/QUOTE]
I put you in the room, with nothing but air, lock it forever. You die eventually.
I give you a spoon.
i take the spoon and cut your inner organs upp and eat from them,
user below, take this Tom waits cd. Use it wisely
I sharpen the spoon. Take the spoon and start driving through your belly button. I keep scooping your insides. You die from being spooned in the belly button.
you fail.
user below take this tom waits cd.
I shove the cd where the sun don't shine.
I give you a brain
I take the brain and dip it in embalming fluid. I shove the brain into your throat. You die from the brain cutting off your oxygen.
User below, have Clay aiken
I use my Machiavellian scheming to trick him into shooting you by telling him that i shall have sex with him if he does. Clearly, I won't.
User below, you now have Clay Aiken.
buttfuck.
I give you a rather nice cola can/
rip it open and slice you up with the aluminum edges so many times you die of blood loss
a lava lamp
I smash it over your head.
Here fellow user, take this rather handy router.
I destroy it. You die from sadness because the internets won't work.
Have my mind.
I take your mind and beat it against your already dead body
have Doctor Phil
i tell doctor phil to find your x girlfriend and she has a fit and kills you
User below Have A Spy. and were friends so he wont backstab me
The spy's right behind you,( HE'S NOT YOUR FRIEND ANYMORE ) User below have a RED Demoman.
It never really was on your side.
User below gets a :v: emote.
I lock you in an air-tight room with it and you both die from lack of oxygen.
User below,have a car battery.
I'm assembling wires onto your car battery, sticking one into your ass and the other into your mouth.
User below: Use a mutated shark with lasers on his head
I chop upp the shark into small pieces and give it to you for dinner and accidently you eat the laser eye and die.
user below, take this radioactive Penis
I lock you in the same room as this highly radioactive penis and it kills you!
Have an internet
Throw the internet itself at the user, proceeding to finish him off with my death glare.
User below, take some pills.
i give you the pills back and louis comes and kills you for the pillz.
User Below. have nothing
nothingness gives you nothing to breathe-
horse that wont hurt me \/
I came too late: You fell of the horse and break your neck because you can't ride by accident. No job for me to do anymore :(
User below: Take the moon.
[QUOTE=aVoN;20436850]I came too late: You fell of the horse and break your neck because you can't ride by accident. No job for me to do anymore :(
User below: Take the moon.[/QUOTE]
The moon falls on your tiny boner and you bleed to death.
\/ air
I remove it and you suffocate.
Have a for sale sign and some duck tape.
I kill you with the duct tape
Have a USB Flash Drive, with no USB port!!!!
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