Kill the above user with the thing they gave you.

[Missing User]

Fuck again with the USB Flash Drive? I take the USB drive and beat up to death.
Have a jar of marbles

[wilhelmutt]

Smash the jar then slit your throat with a sharp shard of glass.

Have a batery.

[PeanutTHENINJA]

[highlight]BATTERY ACID[/highlight]

Have delicious ranch.

[Sitkero]

Drown you in it.

Have a ten gallon hat.

[PeanutTHENINJA]

I put delicious ranch in the hat and drown you in it.

A crumb of bread.

[EFG]

you choke on your penis

a 1-up mushroom

[Slacker996]

Coat it with HIV and make you eat it
I give you Smallpox (in a jar)

[PeanutTHENINJA]

I bash your head with a jar, and infect you with smallpox.

Have the hardest riddle ever.

[EFG]

I force you to figure it out or you will never eat, drink, or fap ever again.

your own body

[BillyTalentx]

I sit on you.

I give you a flacid penis.

[Strongbad]

I erect the penis and use it to suffocate you.

Have a sea god.

[ForestRaptor]

The sea god throws a tsunami over you.

Here, have cool sunglasses.

[Rollodes]

Snap Glasses in half use the ends to stick them in your ears and twist until your brain turns into a nice pulpy mush.

I give you one of those Giant checks that you get when you win the lotto.

[brian0149]

I kill you by giving you several papers cut to your throat.

I give you a quote.

[That Deer]

[quote]This wonderous blue box magically fires a laser beam that vaporizes brian0149[/quote]

A dollar bill. Don't go spending it all in one place, dear.

[ScurrTheSecond]

I slice your face ear to ear with the dollar and then spend it on a coke.

Have a staple gun.

[Rashy]

I staple your ears to a wall

Have a bin bag.

[Fusilero1]

I choke you with it because manhunt corrupted my mind
I give you fast threads

[Rashy]

I drop every user of fast threads on your house.
Have a meatball.

[Omen]

Make you choke on it,
I give you a tattoo.

[Mental]

Its a realy scary tat and you die of shock

I give you a mask

[Rashy]

I fill it with acid and it melts your face away and kills you.
have a phone book.

[Omen]

Calls a serial killer from the phone book.

Give you a clock.

[Rashy]

put one clock hand up your nose and one in your eye and say "your time is up"
and punch the clock into your eyes and nose.

Have a bannana.

[Omen]

Chokes you with the bannana.

Here have a gun.

[Rashy]

Shoots you in the head.

Here have a table fork.

[Omen]

Make you swallow it and you die of internal bleeding.

Here have a word.

[Fusilero1]

I say the word and it drives you insane and you commit suicide
I give you a xbox 360

[Rashy]

i say xbox 360 sucks and you kill your self due to depression.
Have a shelf.

[Broryt]

I start beating you to death with it
ninjad

I give you Facepunch