Kill the above user with the thing they gave you.

[Omen]

I hit you so hard in the face you die
Give you the internet,

[Broryt]

I shut it down torturing all of you to death

Have Light

[Mental]

I slowly burn your eyes out with it then leave you by a cliff

have a window

[Omen]

Burn Broryt to death with the light.

Throws Mental true the window from the fifth floor

I give you a helping hand

[Fusilero1]

I take your hand and beat you to death with it
I give you a mutilated scorpion

[DrBones]

I take the scorpion and live my life, letting you die from old age, happily.
I give you a robot unicorn.

[Omen]

Robot unicorn eats you.

Give you a blank space,

[ScurrTheSecond]

I put you in it and you go insane.

have a frying pan.

[Omen]

I cook you some poisonous eggs.

Here have an erection

[ScurrTheSecond]

I ass rape you with it until you die. /gaybows

have a book with sharp edges.

[That Deer]

I do the best job I can carving it into a resemblance of Oddjobs hat and I whiz it right through your neck.

A copy of Times magazine.

[PeanutTHENINJA]

I trade it in for a gay teenager magazine.

Have [img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/rating/emoticon_tongue.png[/img]

[BLOB Fish Dude]

I take that tongue off that emote and choke you so hard that your eyeballs pop out, then I shove the remaining parts of that emote into your brain and I feed it so it grows until it bursts open your head.

A dead bear with his right arm taken off.

[Strongbad]

Suffocation

Have a blobfish.

[Slacker996]

Shove it up your ass
Have my 1959 Vintage Gibson Les Paul! (Don't break it, it's a collectible)

[fartsnffer]

I strangle you with the strings

Have a jar of 100 year old farts

[retyuoligkl]

I break the jar over your head and throw u off a bridge.
hav a batarang.

[B_I_G__C_U_M]

I throw it at your dick, you have a orgasm? Suck your dick, get aids, die later.
I give you a popsicle

[Strongbad]

I will melt it and use the stick to stab your eyeballs.

Have a muppet.

[Pleather]

I shove it up your dick.

Have a wallet.

[Strongbad]

[QUOTE=Pleather;20492153]I shove it up your dick.

Have a wallet.[/QUOTE]

I will take the credit card from the wallet, sharpen the edges and slit your throat.

You can have a piece of feathery down that is bigger than a quarter, soft and once you touch it you have to use it to kill me somehow because you cant just go find a stick and kill me.

[c0nk3r]

Soak the down in oil and make you eat the burning napalmy bird feathers

I leave you a straw

[Rashy]

i squeeze the two sides together and shove it into the end of your penis.

[Bitch_tiki]

Nothing is nothing and you die because you are nothing.

Have a 4mF capacitor.

[PeanutTHENINJA]

Choke you with it.

Have a disgusting soda (coke)

[Hoob]

Boil it and pour it on your face.

Have an iPod

[PeanutTHENINJA]

Hannah Montana.

Have scissors.

[That Deer]

I cut out a heartful card that make you cry until you die of dehydration.

Have a [img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/rating/box.png[/img]

[Spiderjjr45]

[img]http://www.carolaust.com/jpeg/WomanWithBoxOnHead.jpg[/img]

Suffocation.

I give you a toy army man.

[PeanutTHENINJA]

He shoots you.
Have a page king.