Kill the above user with the thing they gave you.

[Wonky]

I tightly wrap the cord around your erect penis until it bursts and you die of blood loss.

Have a graphics card.

(also, a wonky sounds like a really dirty sex position)

[no-named]

-ninjad.-

[Pvt. Martin]

[QUOTE=Wonky;20178512]I tightly wrap the cord around your erect penis until it bursts and you die of blood loss.

Have a graphics card.

(also, a wonky sounds like a really dirty sex position)[/QUOTE]

play crysis and your eyes bleed from the awesomeness

[zeebiedeebie]

You gave me nothing. :frown:

Have an Oreo cheesecake.

[ScurrTheSecond]

I strangle you with the cheesecake.

Have a balistics missile.

[Mr. Someguy]

I kill you with my bare hands.

A year supply of ketchup.

[Wonky]

I fill a pool with it. Then I hire a prostitute to go out on a romantic date with you. She drugs your food and you pass at while making love to her. You wake up under 16 feet of ketchup.

Have a mailbox.

[ScurrTheSecond]

I mail you to china where you are beaten to death with rifle butts for standing in front of a tank.

Have some "i can't believe it's not butter!"

[Wonky]

I use the butter-like substance as lube while I ass rape you with a rake.

Have a boot.

[Bourne]

i beat you to death with boot
have a cup of tea

[Missing User]

I beat the living daylights out of you

Have a printer

[ScurrTheSecond]

I put your tounge in the paper end of the printer, your face soon follows.

Have some insta-noodles.

[Mental]

I strangle you with the bizarrely strong noodles

Have a sheet of paper

[Fusilero1]

I give you a paper cut and the cut gets infected so you die
I give you garry newman

[Pvt. Martin]

Grind him into meat, poison meat, give to you.

[Strongbad]

I make a burger with it, then invite you to lunch at McDonalds. I swap out the real burger for the fake one at the order counter. You eat it and, needless to say, die.

Have his body.

[Valdrone]

thanks for the body. I take a pistol off the body and shoot you with it.

Have the bullet.

[ScurrTheSecond]

I slowly drive the bullet through your forehead.

Have a pope.

[End It All]

The pope sees you as a blasphemer and demands that you get tortured and killed.

Have an orange.

[ica|kvantum]

I trow it at you and make you eat the whole one so you can't breathe

Have a duck.

[Dysgalt]

I make the duck bite your eyeballs out then prance in your eye sockets.

I give you a grain of rice.

[GhostFM]

I shove the grain of rice down your urethra and you die from urine build-up.

I give you an atom.

[Ninja_Duck]

Creates an atom bomb and blows you up. Oops, you were on vacation in Japan!

User below gets:

A feather.

[da_maul]

i use the feather like a dagger by stabbing you in the neck so you're parayzed then i rip your arms off

below you can have... a long stick

[Pvt. Martin]

up your bum.

have my ARMY!

[Twilight_107]

FOR THE MOTHERLAND!

Have my ...razor leaves?

[Dukov Traboski]

Set them ablaze and toss them at you.

User below, have a "L" Tetrominoe

[Pvt. Martin]

I mindfuck your brain!

have my penis

[Dukov Traboski]

Make you choke on it.

User below [b] Would you kindly [/b] take this golf club.

[Confused111]

No, I'm not Jack. ALTHOUGH, that one scene did look fun. *Proceeds to go "Jack-to-Andrew" style on your ass*

Have a bar of soap.