The page king is displeased by your actions and orders you to be banned. You commit suicide.
Have a mingebag.
I stretch it over your head and you suffocate in a nasty, nasty death.
Have a bottle of ketchup.
I choke you to death for not knowing what a mingebag is. Then I eat your body.
Have the ensuing pile of shit.
I dump the shit on you, crushing you instantly for not knowing what the [B]real [/B]definition for mingebag is. And being 12.
Have a smelly, dead, 12 year old's corpse.
I impale you from the stomach and cut your hands off so you cannot post troll shit in the thread again. Then I give you the dead corpse to keep you company in the shithole I lock you into.
Have a dumbass named Eva-leetspeak.
His retardedness instantly kills you way before you hand him over.
Have a facepunch user named Strongbad.
His intelligence steals your soul.
Have a ring.
I give you the ring. You become obsessed and become Gollum and jump in a pit of lava.
Have Tin foil
I would shove it on your throat and let you choke on it
Have a trash can
I throw you in the trash
i give you a minigun with 10 barrels and incendiary ammo
I'd shoot you until i ran out of ammo.
I give you a gaybow.
Stick that gaybow up your ass.
User below, I give you pubic hair.
[QUOTE=Surreal;20605696]Stick that gaybow up your ass.
User below, I give you pubic hair.[/QUOTE]
Choke you with the hair.
User below: Hax swep
I use it so many times your monitor explodes causing tiny glass bits to get stuck in your eyes and throat. You bleed to death. (And I'll finish off your character with it just for good measure.)
User below, please have a refreshing pitcher of Kool-Aid.
I dunk your head in it repeatedly and leave it there for a while. Suffocation
I give you STEAM!
I bang your head against my pc until you die.
User below, have my question mark shaped pistol.
I fire so many unsolveable questions at you, that your brain explodes
I GIVE YOU!!!
a steamroller.
I roll right over you with your steamroller.
Have a copy of Hl2:ep3
[QUOTE=ToXiCsoldier;20662808]I roll right over you with your steamroller.
Have a copy of Hl2:ep3[/QUOTE]
I show you the game so many times that you get jealous and die of exhaustion.
user below please have a nuke
I bash you in the head with it until you're a vegetable. Then I leave you in a forest with a promise that i'll come back.
But I never do
User below: Have a beer matey!
I shove the can of beer down your throat
Have a box of cereal
I rip it in half and then use one of the edges to cut your throat. It's not really sharp so it takes about 3 hours.
[QUOTE=xeo xeo;20688705]I rip it in half and then use one of the edges to cut your throat. It's not really sharp so it takes about 3 hours.[/QUOTE]
Good job following the OP rules. You were supposed to give below poster an object. I kill you with 'bad reading' rating.
Below poster, have a piece of string.
I go behind you, wrap that peice of string around your neck and pull until you suffocate.
User below, I'll give you a paper Dixie cup.
-snip- :ninja:
ill give u 1000 paper cuts
have a spray paint can
Spray into your face until you suffocate
I give you knowledge :fuckyou:
I use your knowledge and divide by zero
I give you a blade of grass
I sharpen this blade of grass so sharp it slices you in half
Have a puppy :swoon:
I rip out the puppy's spine and beat you to death with it.
Here, user below, have a baguette.
I'd sharpen one end and stab you in the neck.
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