Kill the above user with the thing they gave you.

[Revolutionary]

I put the puppys spine you just ripped out into the baguette and beat you to death with it.

here have a catterpillar :3:

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fuck

[M3tis]

Is the catterpillar poisonous? If so force feed you it. Also I forgot to give you something last time so heres two: a glass of water and one of those little sponge capsule grow things.

[MrScout]

i put poison in the water and let you drink it. while your dying i shoove the sponge thing up your butt
User below have a pillow

[Siminov]

I make you suffocate by holding it on your head.

Have an empty water bottle, a Dasani to be precise.

[SkeleGnome]

I use the cap to smash your eyes in then shove it down your throat.

Here user below me, have a burger.

[TheJunction]

I stuff the burger down your throat and laugh as you choke to death.

I give you an eyeball.

[Xyrec]

I put the eyeball in your throat so you can't breathe.

I give you a glass of water.

[xeo xeo]

I drink it and gain the energy I need to beat you to death.

Below: have a piece of orange peel

[Revolutionary]

Go to a lab and find the chemicals to make your body allergic to citric acid, then force you to eat it.

Have a book.

[TheUnDeadGod]

I would kill you with a papercut from the bible.

Below: A double ended dildo

[Mauzer]

[QUOTE=TheUnDeadGod;20701026]I would kill you with a papercut from the bible.

Below: A double ended dildo[/QUOTE]Strike you with the dildo, and then do passinate knock-out sex...

You have: One-Used-Condom

[Revolutionary]

1 word, AIDS.

Here have some sunlight.

/stdcaps

[Strongbad]

I blind you with it and you fall off a cliff.

You can have the letter 2.

[Rashy]

I turn the 2 into £2 and buy some cheap sausage feed it to you and you die of food poisoning.

Have a laptop.

[Johan123]

you fail

user below take my penis in your mouth

[Fusilero1]

Okay I bite your penis off :smug:
Have a facepuncher

[Str4fe]

i punch your face till you bleed to death.

here, have my telephone.

[Strongbad]

I call a hitman with it. Nuff said.

Have a hooker.

[Siminov]

I make the hooker give you AIDs

Here have a chinese spring airsoft gun.

[Strongbad]

I load it with real bullets and shoot you.

Have an eye.

[xeo xeo]

I stare at you so long you kill yourself to get away

Have a small empty vial

[Scytha]

i shove it up your butt menacingly and watch your prostate explode :O

Have a salt shaker

[Pardalis]

i open it and empty it on your mouth.

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Have an erect, rigor mortis-hard penis.

[Strongbad]

I stab you with it.

Have a snowflake.

[Johan123]

I take the snow flake and freeze it, then it is formed like a ninja star and then i throw it in your throat.

use below, take this botox bottle

[Strongbad]

I club you to death with it.

Have a "I c what u did thar"

[Scytha]

I use thin knowledge to defeat you. Seriously

Have a kitchen knife....but be creative......

[Strongbad]

I smelt the kitchen knife into a large and rather pointy object. I hide it in and apple and give you it. You eat it whole, and needless to say die.

Have some water thats not big enough to drown me, but bigger than a quarter.

[Scytha]

I poison the water with my piss and make you drink it.Hehehe.....

Have a melon.

[Strongbad]

I spike it and you die of vodka poisoning.

Have a cloud.