Kill the above user with the thing they gave you. - General

Thank you for the cloud. I stick your head in the cloud and make you inhale all the vaporous gases until your lungs expand and burst. Below user, have a candle.

thanks, i will now light the candle and show it up your arse until u die :D below user, heres a toothbrush

I shove it up my arse and shit, then shove it in your mouth. Have a sex doll

beat you sencles with the sex doll until you die... bleeding I give you AIDS

I hide the cure and let you die from it. Here's a box of Fruity Pebbles

Die BITCH DIE! Have a Nintendo DSi

Make you play some cheap vidya game, then shove it down ya throat. I hand down a piece of paper.

PAPERCUT! here is some dog shit

I eat the dog shit and get incredible powers, i crush you to tiny pieces. user below take This 300 years old flameable Dressing suit

I put you in said dressing suit enter you into a beauty pageant where you win first place and I convince the runner up to kill you so they can take your place I give the user below me the last unicorn

I make it spear you in the head. I give the user below me the power of t3h int3rw3bs

I tell anon you abuse animals. They track you down and destroy you. Have an icon.

It's the Recycle Bin icon. I put it into that, and then empty it. Have a meme of your choice.

Fuck so many to choose from! I kill you with the "Get A Brain Morans" dude, how you ask?. You try and correct him that "morans" is spelt morons so he gets mad and shoots you. (He's a biker dude you know he has a huge stash of guns.) I give the below user a copy of William Shatner "singing" Lucy in the sky with diamonds.

I will slit your throat with it you can have a snowflake.

I transform the snowflake into a snowball and throws it at your face, killing you instantly. I give the below user a cake.

I place it above you so you commit suicide from never being able to get the cake I give the user below the user above

I throw you into a flaming abyss full of giant black crocodiles. I give you a shovel.

I bury you alive. Have some mist.

I make you wear it and BURRRRNNN Have a furry porn print, user below.

I'll fucking make you masturbate to it till you dehydrate Dildo

I shove it in your left nostril, raping your brain. Have a tablespoon of milk (without the spoon, just the milk)

Ill throw it in your face, after wich you fall in a pit. User below, you get nothing.

I kill you with my patience user below. please have Jonathan from Spotify

Ill throw it at you. Please have this handfull of something.

put this something in your ass and HOPE it kills you

You choke to death on your own penis. Have a sword.

I cut you up inch by inch bottom to top I give the below user a hell-fire missile

BOOM I give the below user a disc of Plastic Beach by Gorillaz.

I play it til your ears burst. Youll get a shovel.